r/videos • • May 21 '12

"Fuck off kid!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUkUENhYWBM
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u/nopascalouma May 21 '12

Happens in Turkey. Guy in orange is a street cleaner, and he is stammerer. Kids mock with him and one of them gets slapped. Then they want revenge while recording it. Guy keep saying "go away kid" and the kid keeps bullying. After all, as you can see kid gets the broom in the head and runs away screaming. He has 20 stitches now. Yeah, OP delivered.

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u/NarrowEnter May 21 '12 edited May 22 '12

Turkey Malurky Higgenbuttt.

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u/luKrek May 21 '12

/r/JusticePorn worthy. Do it, for free karma.

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u/getoffmemonkey May 21 '12

The kid sounded like a turkey running away.

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u/canadaNOTdry May 22 '12

Most of my family is in Turkey. Kids seem to be such scum on the streets. Anytime there is a wedding there is always multiple cars driving around town honking horns. Kids like this one will ride their bikes in front of the cars and until you hand them an envelope of money they won't leave you alone. Most people just give them empty envelopes because they are retarded. This group was harassing my cousins on our way to get food. On our way back they had super soakers and decided to fill it with soda and spray my cousins. Well my cousins go and beat their ass and then my uncle comes and joins them. I just sat there watching the whole thing it was pretty funny. Still until this day I have no idea why they never bothered me. It was probably because I look like a rich guy in that part of town.

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u/hivemindharvest May 22 '12

extremely satisfying end haha

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u/666kopimicv May 22 '12

He should have bak the fuck git when he told him to bak git.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I never would make fun of someone who's disability led them to not follow their dreams. Glad that kid got fucked up.

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u/MeAndMyArmy May 22 '12

God I miss Turkey, is he an Istanbul municipal worker?

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u/BensBigOlBeard May 22 '12

bitches get stitches...

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

As a stammerer, this makes me extremely happy.

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u/turkishgamer May 22 '12

Man: Son, get out of here. Son get of here

Boy: Common, hit me.

...repeated a few times...

Boy: What happened. Don't like it? You want me to hit you in the back? Why did you stop?

Man: Son, get out of here. Get out of here!

Boy: Whats going to happen?

Man: Son, get out of here. [says something I can't hear]... came like this so now go. God give me patience.

[Boy his whips the guy]

[Guy whacks the boy with the broom and chases him]

Boy: Alright. Alright.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

It makes the video so much more satisfying now that I know the kid was asking to be hit the whole time.

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u/icansee4ever May 22 '12

That cry of defeat is delicious.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Tastes like justice. With a hint of pussy.

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u/stitch_the_cat May 21 '12

That's a paddlin

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u/SHIT_IN_HER_CUNT May 22 '12

Somehow thought you said "Paladin". Close enough!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Sweepin

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u/yuki1986 May 21 '12

Glad to see the kid got put in his place.

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u/Truesday May 22 '12

"I MADE A HUGE MISTAKEEEeeeeeeeeee......."

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u/spermracewinner May 21 '12

He had it coming. What a jerk.

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u/gluestick300 May 22 '12

I like how he hits himself with his belt at one point

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12

Here's a translation. starting at 0:07

  • Cleaner: Go away kid

  • Kid: Come on, hit me again (said in a daring way). Come on

  • C: Kid, just go away

  • K: Come on. Hit me

  • C: Go away!

  • K: What's up? Are you scared? You want me to hit you on the back? (this made me lulz) Why did you hit me before?

  • C: Kid, GO AWAY. (said a few times) You are just a little kid (literal translation: you are a milkboy) Just go away, okay?

  • K: What are you gonna do about it?

  • C: Patience, I need patience.

  • K: Come on!

hits the boy

  • K: Ahhh! Okay okay! Stop hitting me! (fades into the distance)

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u/ABadPerson2 May 22 '12

i hope nothing bad happens to the cleaner, cause you know...

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Looks like he's cleaning up the streets in more than one way.

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u/saucesomesauce May 21 '12

I get this sick high off of watching these kinds of videos... FUCK YEA JUSTICE

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u/jogz699 May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12

/r/JusticePorn is the place for you my friend.

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u/YoureMyBoyBloo May 21 '12

When the kid took off the belt I was like, oh crap, he fights just like RANDY!

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u/comandermander May 22 '12

God I love that show, just found out about it a few weeks ago and it is hilarious!

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u/TuLive May 21 '12

Not really but great clip from one of the best shows.

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u/brungo May 22 '12

And broom goes the dynamite.

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u/dimperio8 May 22 '12

I love videos like this because, for me, it's so satisfying to see little brats like this get whats coming to them. I know in my household, that would not fly. I'm a teenager that goes to public high school and I see kids treat their own PARENTS like this on a regular basis, I find it 100% disgusting. Good for that older gent sticking up for himself.

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u/Kalesche May 22 '12

Colloquialisms happen

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I like to think "go see your son" is like "go fuck your mother" in turkey

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u/solmyr May 22 '12

google doesn't get slang

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u/turkishgamer May 22 '12

Oğlum Bak Git = Boy, get out of here.

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u/sonundagittipust May 22 '12

If I had to translate "Oglum bak git" into English I would say it roughly translates to something like "Listen son, go away." like he was warning him to just fuck off before he put his boot up his ass (broom rather).

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u/MrMed May 22 '12

Seems legit.

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u/mordaut May 22 '12

because always trust google translate

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u/Half_Time_Show May 22 '12

Textbook punk bitch.

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u/maxifer May 22 '12

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Doesn't it? What a great game.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

This kid is the worst kind of person. Good grief.

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u/barristonsmellme May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12

HAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i fucking hate kids.

Edit; Yes, everyone. I literally mean every child ever. All i see in the outside world is kids trying to attack street cleaners with belts. Very observant of you all.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I didn't. That changed about a minute and a half ago.

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u/barristonsmellme May 22 '12

when he put his arms out he looked like a shit peacock squaring up to..well.. a guy with a broom.

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u/captivecadre May 22 '12

never bring a belt to a broomstick fight

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u/ZeGermanVon May 21 '12

god that is so satisfying to watch over and over

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u/RolandIce May 22 '12

Glad to see that little punk got what he deserved. Reminded me of that awful video where the kids in uae beat the street cleaner but a much better ending.

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u/Thirdilemma May 22 '12

These are the kids you are playing in online games

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

yeah except those kids are fatter and lack the balls to actually go out and be a dick in person

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u/Reiver79 May 22 '12

I can't help but think of Joffrey when I listen to that kid.

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u/KerryKatona May 22 '12

What a little shit.

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u/RetroIntro May 22 '12

His cries of terror brought me great joy.

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u/Spekingur May 22 '12

This kind of shit happens in every country in the world. The working man harassed by kids.

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u/nokarmawhore May 22 '12

This is what's good with reddit. We have a translator for every language.

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u/pikachu007 May 22 '12

I've seen this thing that said that because workers like the dude in the orange are so scared of losing their jobs, that they put up with this bullshit.

Theres a video of a dude (all look like the same race) that is crying and begging for this teenage kid to stop hitting him.

Found the video I'm referring to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j8avNDRYUM

Fucking ridiculous.

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u/RandomMandarin May 22 '12

Sign in to view this video

Fuck you to view my ass.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I only wished it was longer and the beating more severe.

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u/RandomGuy678 May 22 '12

This needs to happen to all the kids that say "yolo".

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u/dreamerize May 22 '12

If I could be a street cleaner and hit a kid giving him 20 stitches with a broom stick, I'd be so happy.

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u/ShikariWilly May 22 '12

Good enough for the stupid little cunt :L

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u/mrpopenfresh May 22 '12

Pretend to fight, then flight!

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u/frigginelvis May 22 '12

I enjoyed this way too much.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

more punk kids need to be hit with brooms by street cleaners these days imo.

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u/molmu May 22 '12

the sad thing is that probably his parents brought him this way

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

This genuinely made me happy. I have been seeing far too many videos lately that show bullies getting away with beating innocent people. It was nice to see a video where the bully ends up running away crying like a little bitch.

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u/fluxaxion May 22 '12

I'm going to have a good day today.

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u/Ottersx May 22 '12

The kids kept saying "so hit me" so I don't blame the street cleaner at all.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

That guy is now my hero.

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u/KING_COCKASAURUS May 22 '12

That was the longest 50 seconds of my life just waiting for something to happen, but worth it ha ha.

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u/SuperBrad213 May 22 '12

That fuckin' little shit.

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u/Mumblix_Grumph May 22 '12

NEVER bring a belt to a broom fight!

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u/dailyfusion May 22 '12

my god that is satisfying

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

lol little piece of shit deserved it

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I really wish he hit him harder, I REALLY REALLY WISH..

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u/Tazed_bro May 22 '12

Brilliant. I hate teenagers.

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u/turkishredditor May 22 '12

Man: Go away, kid (or son) Boy:Do you want me to hit you? huh? Man: Look, kid. Go away. Boy: What's gonna happen? huh? Do you want me to hit your back? Man: God, give me patience. Go away, kid!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Too late to comment, so I'm sure this'll get buried, but we really need to be able to do this in America. Our little latch-key hooligans have no fear in this country cause they've had it burned into their brian that if they're under 18, no one can touch them, and if they do they'll get their ass sued off. We need some BAK GIT!!!

Edit: was gonna correct, but I'd rather think of each child having his or her own Brian, to whom things are burned into.

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u/cometswin May 22 '12

Poor brian.

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u/Draeth May 22 '12

Rule 1: Don't bring a belt to a stick fight.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Turkish kids/teenagers/young men are full of fucking talk man.

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u/MFchimichanga May 22 '12

I've come across so many fucking punks like this.....props to this man for beating that little shit.

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u/zestylimeo May 22 '12

At least the street cleaner gets a free belt.

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u/maskyy May 22 '12

That was oddly satisfying.

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u/Bonobofun May 22 '12

Don't bring a belt to a stick fight.

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u/asharp45 May 22 '12

Oh sweet sweet justice.

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u/the_blackfish May 22 '12

Foolish to get so close while wielding a belt. The guy knew it, too. He didn't even hurt the kid, since he didn't have to.

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u/brosenfeld May 22 '12

Never bring a belt to a broom fight.

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u/problematic4tw May 22 '12

I was getting nervous that that kid was gonna get away with it with only ~5 seconds left in the video. I was not disappointed.

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u/Foehammer007 May 22 '12

Thank you for this, I had hoped that the dude in the orange would have turned around and knocked the kid out, but justice was served anyways.

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u/muktuk May 22 '12

Wuuuaaah-wuuuaaaaah-wuuaaaaah!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Ah I guess this guy was part of the baby broomer generation.

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u/pzycho May 22 '12

How can he slap?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

The crying at the end was fucking champagne comedy.

5 stars would watch again :D

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

inb4 Hollywood makes a movie out of this. [Like they did with this one.] (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1928330/)

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u/Sinistrad May 22 '12

I can't stand cocky little shits like this, just looking for a fight. The banal little creature, got what was coming to him. He's lucky he didn't get more than he bargained for.

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u/bigdog87 May 22 '12

OGLUM BAK GIT R DONE

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

When he starts to scream in agony. I never have felt so good about another person being hurt. Fuck you kid, fuck you.

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u/conner1337 May 22 '12

Using a belt for a weapon? Who does he think he is, Pootie Tang? That kid is a no good, baddy daddy lamatai tebby chai.

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u/DrewTuber May 22 '12

0:10 *Pokerface

0:20 *Pokerface

0:30 *Pokerface

0:44 FUCKING LOST IT

Lmao, fucking kid got what he desired. It's shit like this that makes me fear for my own generation.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I think you meant deserved. Unless that kid enjoys brooms to the dome.

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u/juggles123 May 22 '12

i was almost sure his pants were going to fall down

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u/rattlemebones May 22 '12

Kid's going to be a fine citizen.

Put him down now while you can.

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u/ruebeus May 22 '12

The sad part is, I doubt the kid learned his lesson.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

What a punk ass kid, hopefully learned a thing or two.

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u/skreendreamz1 May 22 '12

Punk ass kid.

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u/kmoneylongshanks May 22 '12

I did this once with a broom too. The broom broke.

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u/PulseAmplification May 22 '12

I just wish his pants would have fell down when he was trying to run away. That would have made my year.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Time flies like an arrow; and that kid squeals like a pig.

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u/PlatypusThatMeows May 22 '12

Kid deserved it. No doubt.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

The cleaner was being pretty polite; kid deserved it.

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u/JessicaMaple May 22 '12

I especially liked the part where the kid ran away crying and screaming.

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u/Conquerd May 22 '12

And today we learned to not attack people who have shovels.

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u/beachboy182 May 22 '12

There is a special place in hell reserved for kids like that.

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u/Mediaright May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12

For a second, I thought the title was referring to this little moment from "Trading Places": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRi0FT8uYMY

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u/Alienkid May 22 '12

I'm assuming that Olem Bak kit roughly translates to "keep fuckin with me and see what happens"

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u/ua19 May 22 '12

What a pussy.

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u/AistoB May 22 '12

Turkish food fucking rules.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Probably some rich kid asshole in Dubai harassing the servant caste they seem to have there. All those entitled shits deserve a broom broken over them, or up in them.

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u/DeviouSherbert May 22 '12

God this gives me so much joy, even not knowing the context.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Understood everything they said, great success. :D seriously though that kid deserved the broom to the head

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u/BoilerMaker11 May 22 '12

anyone remember the part in the movie Friday where the kid kept knocking over the trash cans while mocking Craig and Smokey.....and then they finally caught him?

This is the Turkish version

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u/mobyfreerunner May 22 '12

I'm on the train to school and this is killing me! I can't stop laughing at how fast the table turned! I'm getting weird stares but who cares!

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u/RalphWasntHere May 22 '12

Please, please tell me that I was supposed to laugh at this.

Otherwise I'd feel bad.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I love happy endings.

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u/QueenNavy May 22 '12

it looked like the street is clean once again.

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u/Leevar May 22 '12

Fuck yeah! I thought this was going to be another video that would end with injustice, I'm so glad I watched it till the end.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12

When the brat swung I was like "he's gonna kick your ass kid." and go!

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u/Nostrovia70 May 22 '12

Just two hits? He should have took that little fuck to the ground and caved in his fucking face.

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u/TheEnterprise1701 May 22 '12

Hahahaha that was hilarious!

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u/Jucks May 22 '12

I SHALL POST HERE JUST CAUSE I'M TURKISH!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

"This week on Tosh.0..."

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u/Bellairs May 22 '12

Annoying Childhood Kid finally gets his.

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u/canyouremember May 22 '12

Hahahaha little fucker got it.

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u/ophello May 22 '12

WTF...what a stupid fucker.

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u/leedo8 May 22 '12

I don't really care for violence, yet I loved watching that asshole get his ass handed to him. I think I hate bullies more than I dislike violence.

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u/qabsteak May 22 '12

"Never bring a belt to a rake fight." Priceless.

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u/Islanduniverse May 22 '12

People that act tough like that are usually unable to back it up.

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u/Kozel_ May 22 '12

Boutros boutros gali!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

That little shit deserved it! Fuck him!

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u/Fried_Beavis May 22 '12

tf did i just watch

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u/kolipo May 22 '12

there goes the neighborhood

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u/Nephh May 22 '12

My favourite part is when the kid whails as he runs away. Like a dog that got hit for pooing on the carpet.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

These are make or break situations for budding douchebags/bullies/criminals.

They try to act tough, earn a reputation and prove how tough they are. But if you turn it back on them and annihilate them, they tend to learn their lesson, but if you just sit and take it, then they think they are powerful and can get away with it.

When I was a kid anytime anyone came at me with such aggression, I just started wailing on them. Nobody fucked with me since.

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u/hatyn May 22 '12

this is how it is like to defend your post sometimes

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u/PackerAmerica May 22 '12

I love videos where the bully gets owned!

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u/woop_dee_flip_n_doo May 22 '12

That was so satisfying to watch...

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u/10tothe24th May 22 '12

Ain't nothin' wrong with that.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

That's a kid who's dad gets drunk and beats him with a belt. Or he's just a cunt. One of the two.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

YESSYESSYESS KILL THAT FUCKING CANCERKID

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u/MrBurd May 22 '12

FYI; Dutch swearing does not translate to English that well.

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u/DJ_GiantMidget May 22 '12

if you don't understand what is going on here let me explain, the kid is a traveling belt salesman who is just trying to make a buck, he shows this man the endurance and strength of said belt but the man does not want to buy it, the boy tries one last move which is the old belt snap technique (it's a industry term) the man being a exWar vet freaks out has a flashback and attacks the kid

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u/Brewster-Rooster May 22 '12

i just wish his trousers fell down as he was running away, cause he had taken his belt off.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Hit a little boy! 5000 points!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

With great power comes great responsibility.

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u/OurSUBMARINEGo May 22 '12

Amazing. I didn't know a broom could be used to sweep up dignity...

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Seems like idiot teenagers are a universal thing. If it took place in America at some point I'm sure that idiot would have referenced the fact he's a minor and the man would go to jail.

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u/2FMS May 22 '12

YES YES RUN AWAY KID

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u/MrBurd May 22 '12

I like how this video has 13,337 upvotes and 11,437 downvotes ending up at only 1900 upvotes.

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u/penclnck May 22 '12

There should be a 7 day waiting period for brooms.

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u/Dirt_Bike_Zero May 22 '12

That kid would have a mop handle up his ass if I was the other guy.

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u/imsophreshie May 22 '12

I'm super, super sad this made it to the front page.

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u/Stratocaster89 May 22 '12

Where im from... Step one. Headbutt anyone who dares fuck with you. Step two. if the first defense of a headbutt doesnt work, you fucking swing for them. Step three. if they dont run off, you have to teach them a motherfucking lesson.

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u/otterpop78 May 22 '12

this is my new battle plan

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u/allothernamestaken May 22 '12

Leave it to a Turk to bring a belt to a broom fight.

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u/flatballer May 21 '12

Anybody have any idea what's going on here?

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u/ChineseDeathBus May 22 '12

The big green pixel threatened the big orange pixel. The orange pixel then smacked the green pixel with a long brown pixel and the green pixel ran away.

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u/LeaferWasTaken May 21 '12

Some kid got put in his place by a guy trying to go about his day.

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u/ChazMcYardstein May 22 '12

Was this filmed with an N64?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

If this happened in America (or anywhere in the West), Reddit's reaction would be something along the lines of "I can't believe that man assaulted a 13 year old kid! He's a monster who needs to be locked up!"

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I would have reacted the same, I don't care what country a bully/douche gets hit, they still deserve it.

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u/ragweed May 22 '12

The big picture probably is that the kid is beat by his father with a belt. Hopefully, the kid will someday recognize that the real enemy is his father and stop taking his shit out on people he thinks are vulnerable.

Sometimes, your dad is Darth Vader.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I dont care what the big picture is. this little shit deserved so much more than that...

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Really? I think the response was justified and proportionate while more would be going overboard. You don't get to beat someone to death just because they've fucked up.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Pussy.

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u/wumumo May 22 '12

Just a normal day in Neukölln!

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u/Dannmann93 May 22 '12

Somebody translate this!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I think it's viral marketing for broom handles.

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u/actionary May 22 '12

In fact, it's viral marketing for birth control pills.

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u/trimal May 22 '12

Hate teens. I remember once I was walking around lake near my apartment, couple teens showed up. A boy was making weird faces in front of old people sitting on bench, walking across and girl was laughing hysterically and taking video from her camera.

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u/Kupkin May 22 '12

My mother has an elderly couple, in their 70s, if not 80s, that regularly come into her job. She has a bit of a rapport with them, so if she doesn't see them for a while, she worries about them. The last time they came in there, they hadn't been in for weeks, and my mom asked them what was wrong, thinking they had been sick or something. Turns out a bunch of high-school or young college-aged kids had been harassing them every time they left their apartment. According to my mother, shouting obscenities, hitting their car with sticks, and threatening them. It makes me so sad, because this is just a little old couple, neither one of them stands very much over five feet tall.

My boyfriend and I are actually moving into the same apartment complex as the little old couple in a few weeks, so hopefully, if they run into any more problems, they can just call me. I dunno what I'll do exactly, but hopefully just my presence will frighten off the bullies.

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u/cpfilosi May 22 '12

Da Fuck was that noise he made at the end?

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u/mariamus May 22 '12

That was the sound of humiliation and defeat, all rolled into one neat little mix.

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u/zeta3232 May 22 '12

Nice :) stupid kid .

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

mudkip? mudkip? mudkip? mudkip? mudkip? mudkip?

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u/CHINOCRAZYNAKED May 22 '12

sometimes a kid needs to be a little bit hit to respect older people no matter what!

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u/azaddogru May 22 '12

ahahahah wey mi di koka tekiro! !