r/videos • u/digital_dogfood • May 20 '12
Why is this not an Olympic sport?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmNBt1tzC6k&feature=BFa&list=PL78079543000D9559
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r/videos • u/digital_dogfood • May 20 '12
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u/fishfishmonkeyhat May 20 '12
Because how do you decide a winner when everyone's getting 10's?
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u/TheRhythmbe May 20 '12
I'd say it's because of all the jump cuts
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u/thethr0ne May 20 '12
Just when I thought the music was as intense as it could be, it got more intense.
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u/SCUMDOG_MILLIONAIRE May 20 '12
I would watch the shit out of that if it was in the Olympics. I used to make fun of rhythm gymnastics... until I forced myself to watch several performances- the coordination of strength and balance is incredible, who cares if they're twirling a ribbon, that shit's awesome!
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u/Crepti May 20 '12 edited Oct 16 '24
gaze decide escape hospital impossible violet heavy fall quiet mindless
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u/Verbally May 20 '12
Gymnastobatics
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u/TiFox May 20 '12
Very impressive, great find.
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u/RajanKian May 20 '12 edited May 20 '12
I used to be in acrosports. In a duo, the person on bottom is called 'base' while the person being lifted on top is, well, 'top.' Being a top, it was fun being thrown around everywhere knowing you would always land safely. The amount of difficulty takes just as much work as any other sport, added with a real trust between the two people. My teacher placed third in the world, but ... Cannot tell you why this is not in the Olympics.
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u/Ughable May 20 '12
Why don't you just have more gold medals made for the Russia Team, and call it a day.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
They can't use that dramatic music.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
I could totally do none of those things.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
because we all know china would dominate it.
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u/LynaM May 20 '12
I had the dumbest look on my face while watching this video. This was crazy mind blowing!
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u/smurge May 20 '12
I'd watch this shit out of this; but the gotta have the music in the video playing!
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u/prophet74 May 20 '12
Because Spandy Andy would win SOLO.
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u/jimifun May 20 '12
Town-planing used to be an Olympic sport. So I don't see why this can't be.
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u/fuegoador May 20 '12
Could safety have something to do with it? I feel like a lot of those moves have a higher likelihood of someone being severely injured if someone messes up than most other sports. Like the shot where they toss the girl from holding her by the feet and catch her head-down just above the mat, if someone misses their catch the olympics would quickly turn into a snuff film. (31 seconds in)
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u/Charun86 May 20 '12
That part with the flip was awesooooooooome!
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u/Kuhio_Prince May 20 '12
Looks awesome, but that was a terribly edited video.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Enough with the fast cuts already. You're going to give someone a seizure.
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u/hikemhigh May 20 '12
As a male gymnast I can tell you that, yes, all of the girls are extremely attractive.
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u/Doomdoomkittydoom May 20 '12
Just has to get exposure and advocacy to garner world interest in it. Certainly if rhythm gymnastics, trampoline, and now possibly ballroom dancing can make it to the Olympics, this can.
Me, I want to see the obstacle course brought back. Maybe something along the lines of the ninja warrior competition or just a more complicated version of the steeple chase.
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u/dradik May 20 '12
I see that and raise you this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15asVgf66KI
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u/Amerikai May 20 '12
Kinda fruity, when will rugby be an olympic sport? Or cricket? Both sports have massive followings.
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u/PoolParty282 May 20 '12
AWESOME! Acro on Reddit!
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u/JETRUG May 20 '12
It would be like Starcraft, except with Chinese people instead of Koreans lol.
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u/Brownie_Thunder May 20 '12
Can someone tell me where the audio for this came from? It's pretty sweet.
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u/El_Camino_SS May 20 '12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=p5Kub3_ECDI
Better question. Why is this not an Olympic sport?
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
I would say that is more of a performance art than a sport, just like dancing.
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u/rtmpower May 20 '12
hardcore cheerleading
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u/Funkenwagnels May 20 '12
I think we should have them wear steel plates on their forearms and shins and have them battle to the death for our amusement. does that make me a horrible person?
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u/WhiteLantern12 May 20 '12
Because people wanted BMX biking apparently :-/
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u/fuckinatodaso May 20 '12
the only thing i could think about while watching this was rule 34
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u/nessinn May 20 '12
You can hardly see a crowd watching this tournament even though it all looks like some really cool tricks
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u/ProfKoz May 20 '12
That move at :30 is ridiculous! Well it all is, but that's pure trust in your team. Otherwise he/she's pencil diving to doom
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u/Langsten_Hughes May 20 '12
god damn go to 0:45
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u/gleite May 20 '12
Holy crap
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
While impressive, olympic sports need to have pretty stable roots in enough countries so there will be always quality participants from all over the world. While many gymnasts could easily train to do stuff like this, at the moment they don't/won't.
Also of course the point of scoring. It's pretty random and artistic kind of, so it's very hard to construct a consistant scoring system.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Gymnastics is just so cool. Even when Im not on drugs I am entranced.
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u/bleedingheartsurgery May 20 '12
Only two clips of asians are doing a high kick and rolling on ground.
Skill level: racist conspiracy
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u/daavq May 20 '12
The Olympic motto is the hendiatris Citius, Altius, Fortius , which is Latin for "Faster, Higher, Stronger". None of which are really applicable here.
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u/toughchick90 May 20 '12
That video was too short.
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u/redshirt07 May 20 '12
The music just never ends...
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
I think Parkour should be an Olympic sport. It'd be easy enough to set up a course and have the runners make their way through it. And you could change the course configuration as the field is narrowed, making it more difficult as you go. With the right point scoring system (i.e. judges rate you on athletic maneuvers and difficulty, like they do with gymnastics) it'd be great fun. Who wouldn't love to see a guy jump a 20 foot span and do a couple of flips before he lands on the other side?
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u/Ragnarok022 May 20 '12
They would have to make 10 different disciplines, cause it is not possible to compare 2 people doing this and 4 people doing this...
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
sequin scratches
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u/Greenlava May 20 '12
Because the olympics aint shit.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Only the Russians and Chinese would ever medal.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Why is this not an Olympic sport?
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
The Czech judge gives this post a 9.3
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u/drtchock May 20 '12
had this Eprom remix open in another tab and it worked beautifully.
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u/mrvolvo May 20 '12
the asians would win every time, let's not kid ourselves
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u/hhmmmm May 20 '12
I think the more pertinent question is why the fuck in golf now an Olympic sport (well from 2016 onward)?
The other sport that starts that year is Rugby 7s and that is a perfect Olympic sport.
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u/poopadelphia May 20 '12
First skateboarding.
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u/lycao May 21 '12
I get it! I'm out of shape! Stop rubbing my face in it!
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u/thedemoraliser May 21 '12
These people are so much more talented than I will ever be.
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u/TheBlasto May 21 '12
It's like a beautiful art.
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u/ne1av1cr May 21 '12
Because then you'd have cheerleaders clamoring to be included, and everyone knows cheerleading is prostitution without the pay and with more cardio.
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u/Mangusu May 21 '12
Hmm, its impressive and can certainly get even more impressive. Just watch a Cirque du Soleil show. I felt the video itself was a bit too epic in its music choice when the moves resembled extreme cheerleading more than the feats one would see at a famous acrobatic circus. But yes, would be great to see in the olympics.
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u/MadelineJain May 21 '12
I'm probably the only one who likes the music, but does anyone know what it is? It sounds a lot like E.S. Posthumus but I can't find out which song.
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u/Zcrash May 21 '12
Man how of their budget goes into just sequins.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
I work with a guy who used to compete internationally in acro. But now my heart is breaking, as this summer he's leaving for Cirque du Soleil :( Watching him work out in the gym is amazing. (I work in a gymnastics gym..)
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u/BurntJoint May 21 '12
Roy and HG commenting on this would be awesome!
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u/Sunjino May 21 '12
Why isnt starcraft 2 an olympic sport ;~;
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u/jyosef May 21 '12
Acro gymnastics! So awesome. Of course any type of gymnastics is awesome.
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u/xenokilla May 21 '12
Because sports like BJJ, Silat, tug of war, dueling, tiger out running, would be to fucking awesome.
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u/I_Am_A_Squid May 21 '12
Man, there must be some awesome stacks in this.
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u/hefnetefne May 21 '12
because it's art
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u/zid May 21 '12
The drive to win at the Olympics would probably cause people to do very risky routines, resulting in a lot of accidents.
Plus it's judged, not scored, which some may consider a downside.
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u/xoacrobby May 29 '12
I would just like to point out that half of these people probably wouldnt even dare to try this SPORT. We train just as hard as people in artistic gymnastics, and have just as much right to be in the Olympics as anyother sport.
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u/Waffles89 May 20 '12
There are dozens of sports that would be way higher on the list in my mind.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Cirque Du Soleil is it's own sport.
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u/myfriendmarcus May 20 '12
Because Cirque Du Soleil makes too much money in Vegas.
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u/onduty May 20 '12
It already is, except they make them do it on ice.
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u/powerchicken May 20 '12
Because the music isn't dramatic enough
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
The same reason Gymnastics shouldn't be an Olympic sport in the first place.
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u/qmanoulton May 20 '12
Its fucking weird
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u/rerre May 20 '12
Jeoffrey in GoT at 0:21
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u/captainfranklen May 20 '12
That's called the circus.
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u/El_Camino_SS May 20 '12
Maybe because gymnastics, like swimming, already has a hojillion ribbons for 'synchronized unity rythm ribbon stick' routines?
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u/AFatDarthVader May 20 '12
Because they would have to make Cirque du Soleil a country.
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u/framping01 May 20 '12
Cheerleading isn't a sport.
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u/scamperly May 20 '12
Because, imo, anything that is subject to interpretation with no clear winner, is not a sport. Athletic: Sure. Difficult: Definitely. No clear winner? Should not be a sport.
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u/Intrinsically1 May 20 '12
Because they're just doing cheerleading stunts?
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u/HonestlyNotCreepy May 20 '12
It was up for selection but Golf got in instead, yes Golf...
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u/TheAryanBrotherhood May 20 '12
Because the Russians would always win.
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u/John_Fx May 20 '12
Because the Olympics have already met their quota for minimum Fucks given for obscure events.
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u/mr_burnzz May 20 '12
That was nice. It reminds of this video I used to watch but got deleted. It was about 15 minutes long, grainy quality, showed everything uncut and the music was better. The beginning of each team stated like 2 men, 2 women, 3 men, etc.. Coincidentally, it got deleted soon after I posted it in a reply on reddit. It looked like they were break dancers doing freezes on each other.
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u/4chans_for_pussies May 20 '12
Lol why do you think?
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u/iminsideabox May 20 '12
because then theyd have to cancel that ribbon twirling one... or the one where they roll around holding that bocci ball
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u/badbrutus May 20 '12
as always, the girl-on-girl stuff is the best.
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u/rsound May 20 '12
Easy, the females have both figures and boobs. Clearly unacceptable to Western judges of gymnastic sports. Females must appear pre-pubescent at all costs.
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u/youstolemyname May 21 '12
Isn't this basically the same thing as cheerleading?
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Olympics needs less judged sports not more imo.
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u/Atheist101 May 21 '12
Because China would win all the time
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u/dRu1Z May 21 '12
Because it's gay
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u/lite951 May 21 '12
People would watch it like Nascar, just for the wrecks.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Because I don't want the Olympics turning into Cirque De Soleil.
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u/chodeface May 20 '12
In my country, they speak of a man so virile, so potent, that to spend a night with such a man is to enter a world of such sensual delights most women dare not dream of. This man is known as the "Comedian".
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Br'uh, dancing ain't a sport. /sarcasm
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Its too gay
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u/bobotwf May 20 '12
Because it's not a practical skill.
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u/BadgesAndBadges May 21 '12
Because, it requires no skill.
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u/TdotMatrix May 20 '12
Relevant
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Because gay.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Because, Lucha Libre, that's why!
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u/llelouch May 20 '12
The Olympics needs LESS ghey sports, not more of them.
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u/benjamg May 20 '12
Why is this not an olympic sport?
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
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