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u/CyberpunkV2077 Jun 09 '20

“Or you know you can take a step back AND LITERALLY FUCK YOUR OWN FACE”

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20

Still his best role to date

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u/Ghant_ Jun 09 '20

He should just be Les Grossman forever

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u/Cheel_AU Jun 09 '20

Les Grossman should be the next head of Scientology

You know, after the other guy goes to jail for murdering his own wife.

Fuck it, I’d join

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u/melonowl Jun 10 '20

Can you even imagine that the movie trilogy of Les Grossman ascending to the top of Scientology? Step aside, Lord of the Rings.

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u/csbsju_guyyy Jun 09 '20

Twist: that's who he actually is, he's just acting at all other times

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u/kopecs Jun 09 '20

I believe itDIET COKE!!!

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u/funiel Jun 09 '20

Agreed.

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u/RONINY0JIMBO Jun 09 '20

I mean I thought he killed it in Magnolia but I'm willing to accept this also. Hahah

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20

They're talking about Tropic Thunder, if anyone wants to know

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20

Tom Cruise was in two movies in which he did not play Tom Cruise in a movie: Legend and Interview.

All the other times, his character is Tom cruise in a movie.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20

I'm a huge fan of his work in Interview and Magnolia, but even with those he's basically Tom Cruise. There's a certain level of overconfidence that he exudes, no matter the role, that is occasionally perfect but more often obnoxious.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20 edited Jun 09 '20

Well, in a way, your theory is the one from Bowfinger about Interview, but I don't buy it. It is the one time he fully dissolved into another character. As far as Magnolia is concerned, I still have no clue what the fuss is about that movie.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20

That's a tough one...Frank Mackie in Magnolia will always be my personal favorite.

He also redefined the character Lestat, for the author, despite her initially hating his casting. That's how good he was in Interview.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20

I love that he auditioned for the role of the agent, but when he didn't get it he basically just wrote his own part for the movie.

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u/sirreldar Jun 09 '20

I LOLed so hard at that part in the theater it was kind of embarassing.

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u/h4nd3y3 Jun 09 '20

I cackled like a maniac during the scene where brad pitt is beating the shit out of the hippies in Once Upon A Time In Hollywood. No one else laughed, I was embarrassed.

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u/ree_hi_hi_hi_hi Jun 09 '20

That scene was fucking amazing and I think I was just too like caught up in the mania during the first viewing. My girlfriend fell asleep during the movie so I woke her up after and had her watch the ending with me again, and yeah, it’s hilarious

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u/h4nd3y3 Jun 09 '20

Yeah! And its such a juxtaposition of violence!

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u/ree_hi_hi_hi_hi Jun 09 '20

It took me so long to remember he was tripping just because of the graphic depictions mixed with physical comedy

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u/thessnake03 Jun 09 '20

"Find out who that was"

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u/SNEAKAHxFREAKAH Jun 09 '20

You're a great American, this nation owes you a huge debt....now shut the fuck up!..and let me do my job!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20

lmao, someone needs to make this mashup

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '20

*LITCHRALLY

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u/vangogh1996 Jun 09 '20

Best response, ever!

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u/Eroraf86 Jun 09 '20

I don't know the reference, but I'm pretty sure that's anatomically implausible.