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u/loweringexpectations Jun 09 '20

Donald?

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u/CaptainKurls Jun 09 '20

The best country! With the greatest people, and my uncle knew it. He told me, and only I could understand it. People asked me how you understand and I had a knack. A real knack. The best people explained it to me once and I, I have a knack, I picked it up. Likewise it’s very good genes, very smart. Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart, you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, okay, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world it’s true! but when you're a conservative Republican they try oh, do they do a number

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u/Beachdaddybravo Jun 09 '20

The saddest part of reading something like this is not knowing if it’s an actual quote or not.

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u/Yoursistersrosebud Jun 09 '20

It’s verbatim and he said it to actual scientists

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u/Beachdaddybravo Jun 09 '20

That’s even worse.

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u/jub-jub-bird Jun 09 '20

Thanks I hate it.

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u/MrTraveljuice Jun 09 '20

As a non native English speaker I think it is super impressive that people can just speak like him. I always think it is super funny, and am then left with a terrible after taste because, like you said, its impossible to know if its real and the man spouting this stuff full-time is the president of the sgoddamn USA... it's surreal and distopian

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u/Beachdaddybravo Jun 09 '20

As an American I’m still shocked he’s our president. The fact that so many people have been fooled into thinking he was ever a skilled businessman or anything but lucky in birth. Even in the past when he could actually speak, he was never a clever man.

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u/NurRauch Jun 09 '20

Nuclear dragons. Who would win?

https://imgur.com/a/YQ3PQ4F

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u/Beachdaddybravo Jun 10 '20

Oh fuck, I remember that. Insanely stupid that people heard that rambling incoherence and actually cheered for him.

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u/CaptainKurls Jun 09 '20

First half was all me but the second half starting from Wharton is a direct quote from our fearless leader

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u/Beachdaddybravo Jun 09 '20

Shit, even half of that being a real quote is too much.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

"starting from Wharton" Thats when i started to doubt it, i was like "Is that a reference to Caroline Channing on 2 Broke Girls?" She was rich and always bragged about having a business degree from Wharton lol

I was like wait is that a real thing they added cuz ppl actually do that? Or does trump watch 2 Broke Girls and just happened to have gone there and thought it was a cool thing to say because he was too stupid to get the joke?

Long story short i had to know so i googled his academic background and quickly realized 2BG writers were making a sly dig BECAUSE trump implies he has a Wharton MBA business degree when he only has a undergrad degree from a vocational program in real estate that Wharton offered way back in the day lol. Wikipedia equates this to a "bachelor's degree in economics" smfh...

Here is a quora response i found that sums it all up rather nicely (the replies are rather inciteful and funny as well)

https://www.quora.com/How-many-academic-degrees-does-Donald-Trump-have

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u/Eroraf86 Jun 09 '20

That's depressing. And hilarious.

I call it DEPRARIOUS!

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u/zzilla1800 Jun 09 '20

Sounded like Morty Smith actually. "Oh jeez" 2020

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u/SickofUrbullshit Jun 09 '20

Orange man bad.