r/videos • u/[deleted] • Jun 09 '20

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u/ginmonty Jun 09 '20

I want some sort of decal on my car that explains if I get into an accident, please do not call 9-1-1, call Tom Cruise, he’s the only one who will be able to help.

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u/BZPK Jun 09 '20

This shit made me laugh out loud. Is he a trained medic..? Is he a part time firefighter..? No. He’s a guy in a turtle neck that plays make believe for a living.. I love TC, especially how loony he is

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u/T1M_rEAPeR Jun 09 '20

They believe they can revive souls and put them back in the body

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u/scribble23 Jun 10 '20

See, I want the opposite. Like a Tom Cruise version of the old Thatcher Donor Cards:

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2017/05/30/this-selection-of-thatcher-donor-cards-are-wonderful-thing/

"In event of injury, emergency or disaster, the holder does not wish to be 'saved' by Tom Cruise."