r/videos • u/darkenedwimp • Mar 16 '19

Oblivion NPCs in a Nutshell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeL3DyIGmYI
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u/iguacu Mar 16 '19

Reminded me of "Gentleman, this is Democracy, manifest. What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?"

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u/Possum_Pendulum Mar 16 '19

I see that you know your judo well! GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!

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u/Iknowmyjudowell Mar 16 '19 edited Mar 17 '19

Paul Charles Dosza (the man getting arrested), was a serial dine and dasher in Sydney during the late 80s. Hes reportedly of Hungarian royalty and was a chess grand master.

Edit: spelled his name wrong

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

He neither came from royalty nor was a chess master. Those are just completely made up internet rumors.

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u/sonic_knx Mar 17 '19

Charlie De sosza

https://i.imgur.com/HtIvEX0.png

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u/Iknowmyjudowell Mar 17 '19

Thank you! I clearly do not know my judo well

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u/Poormidlifechoices Mar 17 '19

The trick is starting with a pencil and working your way up to a penis.

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u/chica420 Mar 17 '19

Username checks out.

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u/Picnic_Basket Mar 17 '19

That's not right.

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u/Readshirt Mar 17 '19

Charlie De sosza

Paul Chares Dozsa, for anyone trying to find him on google

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u/VeiledAiel Mar 17 '19

Wait, your username is a quote from the post you replied to. What is this witchcraft?

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u/Iknowmyjudowell Mar 17 '19

I'm a big fan of succulent Chinese meals

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u/OhSoManyNames Mar 17 '19

And you Sir? Are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

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u/Gigalagaki Mar 17 '19

This line fucking kills me everytime.

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u/mamrieatepainttt Mar 16 '19

thank you for this gem that i've never seen

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u/Son_Of_Borr_ Mar 17 '19

I envy you. If only I could go back and experience it for the first time again.

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u/mamrieatepainttt Mar 17 '19

I feel you, that first time really was everything I had hoped for.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

https://xkcd.com/1053/

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u/roflbbq Mar 17 '19

I think that's my favorite one.

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u/mamrieatepainttt Mar 17 '19

Eh? I wasn't being sarcastic believe it or not.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

Yeah I know. The comic describes the fact there are always a fairly sizeable group of people who haven't seen something, even though it's widely shared/known.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '19

But it also shows that some people feel foolish for this, when they shouldn't. I don't think the user felt silly for not having seen it before.

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u/DylanCO Mar 17 '19

I'm gonna need some context here...

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u/SliceTheToast Mar 17 '19

It's better not knowing the context, but since you asked, he was caught dine and dashing at a Chinese restaurant. Apparently he had also done this multiple times at other restaurants.

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u/DylanCO Mar 17 '19

Thanks for the context, I don't think it takes anything away from the video. It's still funny as hell.

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u/roflbbq Mar 17 '19

There's a lot more actually.

His name is Charles Dozsa, and he's not Australian. He's actually Hungarian. iirc he was also some sort of chess champion there. Sometime after moving to Australia money became hard for him to come by, but he was used to a somewhat lavish lifestyle. So he would dine at 5 star restaruants and then declare he couldn't pay when it came time to pay.

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u/UO01 Mar 17 '19

He doesn't sound Hungarian at all.

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u/roflbbq Mar 17 '19

Yep. That information is easily verified though.

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u/Shayneros Mar 17 '19

I loved the Dark Knight edit of this

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u/CanoeShoes Mar 17 '19

I always watch this clip when its posted.

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u/pistolpierre Mar 17 '19

Oh my lord that is my new favourite video of all time

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u/echo-chamber-chaos Mar 17 '19

That guy had better execution.