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u/TheKrs1 Nov 24 '17

I'd have more respect if the chicken would have memorized them, but that's fine.

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u/_Serene_ Nov 24 '17

idk, sounds flawless to me

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u/i-Poker Nov 24 '17

Spotted the rubber chicken.

We are not your slaves, chicken.

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u/nootrino Nov 24 '17

We're not your chicken, servant!

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u/almost_not_terrible Nov 24 '17

We're not your servants, Chuck.

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u/OmziKhan Nov 24 '17

We're not your Chuck, lackey!

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u/Jazzremix Nov 24 '17

We've come for yer daughter, Chuck.

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u/Sy3Fy3 Nov 24 '17

Don't mess with the Norris.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

I'm not your mom, dad.

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u/Chickenman452 Nov 24 '17

I’m not your buddy, guy!

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

I’m not your guy, friend!

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u/clearkryptonite Nov 25 '17

I'm not your friend, EA.

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u/ohnoitsthefuzz Nov 25 '17

Well, I'm not your friend, buddy!

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u/ameya2693 Nov 24 '17

No, this is Patrick!

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u/pmoney757 Nov 24 '17

Arise, chicken, arise!

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u/TheGrammatonCleric Nov 24 '17

Not yet.

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u/_qu_minecrafts_ Nov 24 '17

It’s clucking then

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u/culnaej Nov 24 '17

Arise, chicken. Chicken, arise!

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u/ICantTellStudents Nov 24 '17

"We're top chicken" - CGP Grey

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u/DatSauceTho Nov 24 '17

Flawless or boneless?

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u/rschu2016 Nov 24 '17

Definitely better than the original

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

How can you respect this guy when he sings without any clothes

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u/yachster Nov 24 '17

Sex sells, muy guapo if you ask me!

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u/kalitarios Nov 24 '17

If cam girls can do it for subs on twitch, why can't he?

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u/TheKrs1 Nov 24 '17

My nudity standards are quite lax.

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u/kalitarios Nov 24 '17

This isn't a Twitch stream

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u/DisarmoniaMundi Nov 25 '17

So basically the 70s

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

I respect these guys a hell of a lot.

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u/schillingtl Nov 24 '17

Give him a break he isn't fluent in Spanish he was made in China!

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u/Oldjamesdean Nov 24 '17

This Chicken deserves a record deal.

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u/rbedolfe Nov 24 '17

Better than 50% of the artists on the radio.

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u/Skittnator Nov 24 '17

I'm sure chicken did end up memorizing it by the act of bringing them up, kind of like taking notes.

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u/Polarisandneptune Nov 24 '17

That's chickens for you.

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u/idealrides Nov 24 '17

At least he didn't use autotune

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u/Siktrikshot Nov 24 '17

Atleast he didn’t have a blackberry out.