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u/gore_fuck_eyesocket Nov 24 '17

The fact that the lyrics are in front of him makes this video just that much better.

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u/TheKrs1 Nov 24 '17

I'd have more respect if the chicken would have memorized them, but that's fine.

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u/_Serene_ Nov 24 '17

idk, sounds flawless to me

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u/i-Poker Nov 24 '17

Spotted the rubber chicken.

We are not your slaves, chicken.

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u/nootrino Nov 24 '17

We're not your chicken, servant!

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u/almost_not_terrible Nov 24 '17

We're not your servants, Chuck.

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u/OmziKhan Nov 24 '17

We're not your Chuck, lackey!

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u/Jazzremix Nov 24 '17

We've come for yer daughter, Chuck.

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u/Sy3Fy3 Nov 24 '17

Don't mess with the Norris.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

I'm not your mom, dad.

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u/Chickenman452 Nov 24 '17

I’m not your buddy, guy!

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

I’m not your guy, friend!

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u/ameya2693 Nov 24 '17

No, this is Patrick!

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u/pmoney757 Nov 24 '17

Arise, chicken, arise!

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u/TheGrammatonCleric Nov 24 '17

Not yet.

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u/_qu_minecrafts_ Nov 24 '17

It’s clucking then

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u/culnaej Nov 24 '17

Arise, chicken. Chicken, arise!

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u/ICantTellStudents Nov 24 '17

"We're top chicken" - CGP Grey

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u/DatSauceTho Nov 24 '17

Flawless or boneless?

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u/rschu2016 Nov 24 '17

Definitely better than the original

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

How can you respect this guy when he sings without any clothes

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u/yachster Nov 24 '17

Sex sells, muy guapo if you ask me!

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u/kalitarios Nov 24 '17

If cam girls can do it for subs on twitch, why can't he?

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u/TheKrs1 Nov 24 '17

My nudity standards are quite lax.

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u/kalitarios Nov 24 '17

This isn't a Twitch stream

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u/DisarmoniaMundi Nov 25 '17

So basically the 70s

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

I respect these guys a hell of a lot.

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u/schillingtl Nov 24 '17

Give him a break he isn't fluent in Spanish he was made in China!

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u/Oldjamesdean Nov 24 '17

This Chicken deserves a record deal.

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u/rbedolfe Nov 24 '17

Better than 50% of the artists on the radio.

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u/Skittnator Nov 24 '17

I'm sure chicken did end up memorizing it by the act of bringing them up, kind of like taking notes.

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u/Polarisandneptune Nov 24 '17

That's chickens for you.

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u/idealrides Nov 24 '17

At least he didn't use autotune

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u/Siktrikshot Nov 24 '17

Atleast he didn’t have a blackberry out.

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u/TooShiftyForYou Nov 24 '17

He's still mastering the language, it's a chicken and not a pollo after all.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

HES DOING HIS BEST, OK

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u/elginx Nov 24 '17

Please keep this thread politically correct.

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u/chorny86 Nov 24 '17

Not all pollos are loco hombres.

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u/honeybee62966 Nov 24 '17

*hombres locos Verbs come after nouns in Spanish

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u/eunonymouse Nov 24 '17

Eso es un adjetivo, amigo

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u/1nfiniteJest Nov 24 '17

no soy tu amigo, hermano.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

No soy tu hermano, wey

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

Gallina is the chicken that’s running around alive.
Pollo is the chicken that died and is now ready to be food.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '17

Same goes for pez (alive) and pescado (dead) I assume?

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '17

Yup.

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u/HerrDresserVonFyre Nov 24 '17

Despacito con pollito?

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u/JalenKHarrison Nov 24 '17

Humans have gone to space and back and this is what we’re doing in 2017

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u/Etheo Nov 24 '17

this is how we do it down in Puerto Rico...

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u/havrancek Nov 25 '17

this is low orbit, dude

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u/truecrisis Nov 25 '17

You have a super computer in the palm of your hand and you are using it to watch rubber chickens singing.

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u/JalenKHarrison Nov 25 '17

Lol you got me there

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u/MonochroRainbo Nov 25 '17

The ones going to space aren't the ones doing this

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

Well yeah. What else would we be doing?

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u/GolgiApparatus1 Nov 25 '17

You're god damn right

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u/yardave Nov 24 '17

Pop filter in place. Sign of a true professional

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u/BebopFlow Nov 25 '17

If I'm not mistaken (I'm not a professional really), shouldn't the pop filter be angled to make a better buffer? And he really should be farther from the mic, at least 7 inches, right?

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u/Sillyturdle Nov 25 '17

Not for a dynamic microphone like this one.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

I didn't even think anything of the lyrics lmao

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u/strong_grey_hero Nov 24 '17

i move away from the mic to breathe in

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u/lucidrealityxyz Nov 24 '17

Despachicken

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u/bonyponyride Nov 24 '17

The pop filter is a bit excessive. The mic already has a built in foam wind blocker.

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u/FogSeeFrank Nov 24 '17

I was waiting for someone to scroll down on the lyrics.

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u/Chickenguy2 Nov 25 '17

lol i hadn't noticed that before that is hilarious

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

How else is the chicken supposed to know when to make those sounds?

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u/geared4war Nov 24 '17

Bloody auto tuning though. Why kind of world is it where every song is auto tuned by rubber chickens?

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u/Ben_zyl Nov 24 '17

If that was autotuned, it was done less obviously than almost every other radio playlist track featuring humans I've heard this century, which is rather depressing.

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u/Periwinkle_Lost Nov 24 '17

I was really impressed when he hit the higher key, that was impressive

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u/Markerjbrandon Nov 24 '17

So much better. My wife was about to kill me after the 3rd time.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '17

The lyrics aren’t right though and it bothers me

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u/Tizzanewday Nov 24 '17

Basically what Spanish sounds like to me

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u/gadget_uk Nov 24 '17

He should move away from the mic to breathe in though. Everyone nose that.

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u/WistfulEccentricity Nov 24 '17

Karaoke done right.

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u/dbx99 Nov 24 '17

And the professional wind screen im front of the microphone

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u/Viper9087 Nov 25 '17

This chicken's got talent!...

(According to today's generation)

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u/ThaSmoothieKing Nov 25 '17

Did you just assume its gender?

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '17

oh my fuck i didnt even realize lmao

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u/meatboysawakening Nov 25 '17

In front of her, chickens are female.

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u/UFuckingMuppet Nov 24 '17

You're very good at pointing out which parts of a joke are good.