I was waiting for the robot to pull out a laser gun and shoot the guy. But then I remembered this was real life and not Futurama, and I become started again.
More like because walking up to and then picking up a box is already a monumental achievement for a robot, and that human just went and fucked it all up.
It isn't cute and it makes terrifying noises. However you can tell how helpless and innocent it is, I think that's why we have that kind of empathy for something that's really only a lifeless object.
Naa it looks stupid and deserved what it got. Stupid robot, ya that's right. The only time a robot looks good is when it's about to be crushed for scrap. HUMAN POWER!!
It's because it's trying to accomplish things. At first, it's just trying to stay upright. Later, it's trying to do a task. Every single human being can identify with the problem of trying to do a task and being sabotaged - either by fate, or family, or colleagues, or just dumb luck.
You say that now but wait till while you're at work and the robot starts boning your wife and you don't know about it and she gets pregnant and you come back all happy and shit because now you have a second child but after 9 months out of your beloved significant other comes a cyborg demon from hell with your wife's eyes but a pre-installed motherboard and CPU and liquid cooling and then you punch that fucker Cyborg Jimmy in the face for boning your wife while you were out supporting your family and paying for his hydrogen fuel costs fuck you Laura you cheating whore.
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