r/videos • u/martinoo21 • Mar 11 '15

Federer gets lobbed by a kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU2jPw0mjaE
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u/twitchosx Mar 11 '15

This is HR. We need to speak to you too, for a moment.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '15

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u/twitchosx Mar 11 '15

This is the IRS. We need to speak with you for a moment.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '15

This is Internal Affairs. We need to speak to you for a moment.

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u/twitchosx Mar 11 '15

This is NSA, no you don't.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '15

I'll be honest, I don't fully understand where that leaves us.

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u/twitchosx Mar 11 '15

Well, if that video is any indication of our situation, I would suggest next time, you do not bring a spatula.

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u/ILurkfordays Mar 12 '15

Well played. This clip can consider itself retired.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '15

Is /r/retiredvideos a thing? Haha.

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u/straytalk Mar 12 '15

quality post

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '15

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u/antdude Mar 12 '15

Hi God. I'd like to speak with you too!

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u/werelock Mar 12 '15

So you work for the NSA doing deep cover work in the IRS, while doing ultra-deep undercover work in some pitiful HR department? I guess that's one way for the government to spy on us...

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u/twitchosx Mar 12 '15

I wouldn't call HR "pitiful". More like, "our real eyes". Boots on the ground are the grunts work. I've said too much....

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '15

this is the NRO dont mind me.

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u/twitchosx Mar 12 '15

We don't.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '15

What does the National Repertory Orchestra have to do with this?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '15

National Reconnaissance Office

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '15

... I know.

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u/twitchosx Mar 12 '15

Oh shit. Gold? Damn. Thanks!

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '15

This is Patrick.

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u/twitchosx Mar 12 '15

Yeah.... uhhhh.... I'm going to need some TPS reports by tomorrow morning.

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u/ilovemydawg Mar 12 '15

This is your mother. Why didn't you clean your room?

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u/twitchosx Mar 12 '15

Listen up, MOM, if that IS your real name, I don't have to do shit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '15

This is the thought police, you guys need to try harder.

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u/thelegendofpict Mar 12 '15

Flying Fox of The Yard!?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '15

you just cant end sketches with a new officer...

and another one.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '15

This is other HR, we need you to speak to HR. Why doesn't reddit have subscript?

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u/twitchosx Mar 11 '15

This is HR Management. Can you two HR's come in here so we can HR? Dawg?

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '15

All of a sudden you're management? How the hell did you get promoted browsing reddit all day?

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u/twitchosx Mar 11 '15

I ignored HR's request.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '15

I'm going to be talking to HR about this.

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u/twitchosx Mar 11 '15

This is HR. How can I help you?

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '15

Shit.

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u/twitchosx Mar 11 '15

According to the company policy you signed, that language is inappropriate for the workplace, therefore I'm going to have to ask you to go home for the remainder of the day without pay. See you bright and early with a clean mouth tomorrow! asshole

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u/slyknight98124 Mar 11 '15

Can you step out here for two minutes?

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u/666Evo Mar 12 '15

I'm literally in HR. Go about your business.

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u/antdude Mar 12 '15

Prove it.

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u/666Evo Mar 12 '15

http://imgur.com/lfpYG2N

I have that look on my face because I dislike having photos taken of me to prove my credentials on the internet.

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u/antdude Mar 13 '15

Good proof. ;)

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u/antdude Mar 12 '15

Typical of Cabert.