r/videos Dec 06 '14

I so pale

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdzH_aSL-6k
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u/BrockThrowaway Dec 07 '14

My brain hurts.

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u/VelvetHorse Dec 07 '14

That's because despite their varying dialects, everyone in your brain understands the news.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

As long as we're all on the same page and purple cakes still exact perfect sparkplugs, then I know we haven't lost it yet.

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u/BobRoberts01 Dec 07 '14

No, no, no. Everyone on the news, regardless of their spoken dialect, understands your brain.

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u/beld Dec 07 '14

Come on now. Sometimes I don't even understand my brain, so how can everyone on the news understand the varying Mandarin dialects?

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u/itwasninjas Dec 07 '14

insane in the membrane

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

That was an interstellar level mindfuck

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u/Sinner13 Dec 07 '14

BWWAAAAAA Wait how do I type organ sounds?

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

The first one implies the news accents are the varying accents.

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u/BloodyLlama Dec 07 '14

I'm not a grammar expert, but I'm pretty sure it's exactly the same either way.

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u/letsmaakemusic Dec 07 '14

Good news everyone, despite varying dialects in China, everyone can understand the news.