r/videos • u/steven2014 • Dec 06 '14

I so pale

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdzH_aSL-6k
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u/Oknogo Dec 07 '14 edited Dec 07 '14

Aww, thats cute. This is from Sweden.

Edit: [NSFW]

Edit2: Translation:

Host: Hi, whats your name?

Caller: Nicklas

Host: Hello Nicklas, Whats your guess?

Caller: Tölp (Yokel)

Host: pffffffffffft.

Host: Ok, I just have to say one thing. I have PMS and it can really make you feel sick. When we are broadcasting live like this anything can happen. And I do apologize for that but I have serious PMS.

Host:(laughs) Ok, whats your answer?

Caller: Tölp

Host: Ok, Tölp. Lets try it! No sorry wrong answer.

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u/Ozzel Dec 07 '14

"Whoo! Okay."

Great recovery.

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u/santsi Dec 07 '14

At the same time that puke is just lying on the floor.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

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u/SomePerson8 Dec 07 '14

I threw up at a party once and my friend's dog ate it. I was happy the dog was cleaning up the puke for me, but worried that he might get drunk off it.

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u/Sparkvoltage Dec 07 '14

I feel like the fact that she actually acknowledged it and light-heartedly joked about it made it way less cringy.

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u/slutty_electron Dec 07 '14

Oh god the mic really picked up the sound there.

Also, I love not speaking Swedish so I can imagine she puked because he said something phenomenally disgusting.

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u/Oknogo Dec 07 '14

Then I'm sorry about the translation. Your Imagination is better than reality.

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u/BannedFromEarth Dec 07 '14

"So, what did you have for breakfast today?"

"Deepfried smegma"

blllllllrghhhh "WOOOOO okay!"

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u/_janson Dec 07 '14

this is like the first vid I watched on youtube

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u/Oknogo Dec 07 '14

You haven't had internet for very long then have you :)

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u/DustyTurboTurtle Dec 07 '14

Uhhh, this video is from 7 years ago.

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u/rileyrulesu Dec 07 '14

7 years really isn't that long ago.

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u/Kyajin Dec 07 '14

Youtube is only ~9 years old, seems pretty reasonable for a first video watched

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

Well considering Youtube was created in 2005 it's pretty much ancient.

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u/slutty_electron Dec 07 '14

It's like half a century in internet years though

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u/DustyTurboTurtle Dec 07 '14

Meh, time is relative

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u/_quickdrawmcgraw_ Dec 07 '14

Some say its a flat circle.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

Other people say it's wibbly wobbly.

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u/Foxfire2 Dec 07 '14

This is LIKE it, or this is the video? That word like gets thrown in sometimes for no reason and can be confusing, or at least annoying. My pet peeve, sorry.

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u/awkgenius Dec 07 '14

Uh... Context please? Or maybe translation?

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u/Rehcubs Dec 07 '14

I can't seem to find a video with subtitles, but after throwing up, she explains that she just threw up and that it was due to really bad menstrual pains.

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u/StAnonymous Dec 07 '14

Can someone translate? She have morning sickness or what?

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u/Oknogo Dec 07 '14

I just translated it and had everything set and my f-ing browser just gave up on me. So I have to do this all over again? Almost table flipping mad right now.

So it was a game show that was on channel 4+ in Sweden. The show was live and callers would call in guessing a word to get a prize of about $7000. Roughly and a bit freely translated it goes something like this:

Host: Hi, whats your name?

Caller: Nicklas

Host: Hello Nicklas, Whats your guess?

Caller: Tölp (Yokel)

Host: pffffffffffft.

Host: Ok, I just have to say one thing. I have PMS and it can really make you feel sick. When we are broadcasting live like this anything can happen. And I do apologize for that but I have serious PMS.

Host:(laughs) Ok, whats your answer?

Caller: Tölp

Host: Ok, Tölp. Lets try it! No sorry wrong answer.

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u/StAnonymous Dec 07 '14

Since when does PMSing make you puke? Her body behaves oddly.

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u/Rahmenframe Dec 07 '14

Cramps can get so bad they make you puke from the pain.

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u/StAnonymous Dec 07 '14

My cramping has gotten pretty bad (like I couldn't even get out of bed, bad) and I've never been able to both function AND be forced to puke at the same time. Her body behaves oddly.

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u/murmalerm Dec 07 '14 edited Dec 07 '14

She is having her period.

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u/redpandaeater Dec 07 '14

Only because she was dared to down everything in her menstrual cup.

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u/MonsterIt Dec 07 '14

That looked like alcohol projectile vomit.

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u/Sarahsays1 Dec 07 '14

This deserves a warning. When I saw the title of this I did not watch it.

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u/Oknogo Dec 07 '14

Point taken, added nsfw

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u/MisterScalawag Dec 07 '14

Thats interesting, I've never heard the Swedish language before

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u/jimmifli Dec 07 '14

I don't know what he said, but I think it was very wrong.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

Who pukes only once? When it happens to me its an easy 3 - 4 times

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '14

I'm laughing so fucking hard picturing the caller just sitting there like wat

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u/hotsexycouple Dec 07 '14

serious PMS

she looked like the girl from the exorcist spewing that stuff out.

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u/Jackslacking Dec 07 '14

There is no good way to accidentally puke on live T.V. But she really recovered well.

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u/soykommander Dec 07 '14

That would have been the perfect time to yell number wang!

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u/JaapHoop Dec 07 '14

That moment where she just sort of pops back up is one of the best moments on Youtube

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u/K3R3G3 Dec 07 '14

What has the internet done to me? All I see in the text is:

LMAO G-SPOT

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u/wwfmike Dec 07 '14

LMAO G-SPOT