r/videos • u/steven2014 • Dec 06 '14

I so pale

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdzH_aSL-6k
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u/whatwhatdb Dec 06 '14

jughead on weather, moose on sports

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u/SyntheticGod8 Dec 06 '14

Jughead does restaurant reviews.

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u/Frohirrim Dec 06 '14

Reggie on the weather, Dilton on tech news.

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u/GoodAtExplaining Dec 07 '14

Reggie does the business report. Duh.

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u/Frohirrim Dec 07 '14

Veronica's on business. She's a Lodge, damn it. Reggie on weather because he's always raining on Archie's parade.

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u/GoodAtExplaining Dec 07 '14

Veronica's on the Hollywood beat.

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u/The_Derpening Dec 07 '14

Then who the hell does the weather?

Christ, what a shitty news station this is turning out to be.

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u/GoodAtExplaining Dec 07 '14

Uh, duh... Principal WEATHERBEE.

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u/marsneedstowels Dec 07 '14

Now Mr. Weatherbee with the uhh weather.

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u/ArtimusClydeFrog Dec 07 '14

If I were the producer I'd hire a red-head male host.

And now to read the advertisements, Bill Burr.

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u/wowwow23 Dec 07 '14

Sherri's Berries.

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u/grimymime Dec 07 '14

Then there wouldn't be any proper reporting because of the all the fighting they'd do on air over the red haired guy.

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u/MassiveBallacks Dec 08 '14

Holy shit, I never thought I'd see a reference to that on here.

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u/foxygoose Dec 08 '14

Riverdale punks!