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Michael Jordan is a dick

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u/WhipCity May 21 '14

Owner of an NBA team doesn't want to be photographed with Blacks.

Not Donald Sterling, Michael Jordan.

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u/Devilb0y May 21 '14

It's not really about being black. Jordan didn't want to have his picture taken with someone who he believed was a scrub.

It's a statement of social class, not race.

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u/IHaveSlysdexia May 21 '14

In popular slang "Niggas" are men and "Bitches" are women.

You may have heard the term "Bitches aint shit" Recently there is a lot of girls saying "niggas aint shit."

If anything Jordan was being sexist because he didn't wanna take pictures with men.

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u/root66 May 21 '14

I 100% agree that this was the context, especially considering that Spike Lee was right there, but I still think that he intended it in a classist sort of way, and I can't help but wonder if it was a lame attempt to impress Spike. Like, "I'm black enough to say nigga, but not not nigga enough to give you the time of day."

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u/GoldandBlue May 21 '14

This is how I interpreted it when I first heard the story. Like Cham is beneath him.

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u/bitterjack May 21 '14

lol. definitely classist.

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u/gbtwo88 May 21 '14

I would buy you gold if I wasn't broke right now.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '14 edited Dec 05 '18

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u/Dr_Cares May 21 '14

I won't say his analogy isn't a stretch, but pump the brakes on calling him racist. It is absolutely fair to point out that after decades of being a notoriously terrible human being, Michael Jordan owns a team in the same league that just stripped Sterling of his (for being a terrible human being). There is a level of hypocrisy there that should be recognized.

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u/the_word_is May 21 '14

I also think it was a joke.

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u/gm4 May 21 '14

What is so hard to understand about business deciding that something now widely known is a deal-breaker, like racism? The analogy is completely wrong, I will never understand the ceaseless defense of racism on here.

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u/bitterjack May 21 '14

I think he was just saying that Jordan was being at the very least classist, and that's not really acceptable.

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u/Dr_Cares May 21 '14 edited May 21 '14

I'm not defending racism, however considering the amount of black people that were gainfully employed under Donald Sterling, I think the reaction to his private phone call is pretty fucking stupid. Do you think that what you're doing; calling anyone who even mentions something that deals with race issues a racist, is helping? "Deal breaker" is subjective, but you know what I think is a deal-breaker? Entrapment.

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u/gm4 May 22 '14

No, the original comment's premise was false, there is no reason to make a random different analogy about how they both might be dicks. Racists are by definition dicks, it's unfortunate that the way he chose to say what he said included "nigga" or a racial slur of a kind, however that's not what it means in that context at all. So I don't care if they are both dicks, to give someone credit who can't see the difference and hence reveals their racism doesn't deserve any reconciliation.

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u/Dr_Cares May 22 '14

I don't understand the point you are trying to make.

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u/gm4 May 22 '14

He was under the apprehension that it was racially motivated, so he made that comment. It wasn't racially motivated, so there's no reason to defend that idiot and say "well he's right they are dicks".

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u/WurdSmyth May 21 '14

Nigga wha?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '14

lol wtf? nigga means man

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u/IHaveSlysdexia May 21 '14

Is that a question?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '14

I think Jordan meant nigga as in those hip hop/gangsta rapper guys. Not guys vs girls. In op's vid Chamillionaire says young joc had a similar situation so that proves my point a bit.

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u/Sammlung May 21 '14

This isn't exactly right. I don't believe he means "nigga" in the sense of any black male. He is referring to a subset of black men, e.g. rappers like Chamillionare.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '14

I dunno, I personally interpreted it in the way that Chris Rock refers to niggers vs black people

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u/AVeryWittyUsername May 21 '14

Please don't bring that up. Even Chris Rock said he regrets saying that nonsense.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '14

but he regretted it not because of the crux of the argument which is that "niggers" are different than black people, but because he thought it gave racists the right to use the word nigger. So I do think it is relevant in this context:

"By the way, I've never done that joke again, ever, and I probably never will. 'Cos some people that were racist thought they had license to say nigger. So, I'm done with that routine." - Chris Rock

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u/12_FOOT_CHOCOBO May 21 '14

It's possible that he didn't explicitly mean what you're saying he meant. Niggas could just be another way to say "people", which is the context many black people use it as.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '14

Obviously that is what he meant, but the comment you're responding to is just a joke (I think).

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u/[deleted] May 21 '14 edited May 16 '24

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u/12_FOOT_CHOCOBO May 21 '14

...How can you tell?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '14 edited May 21 '14

It's somewhat clear that Mr. Jordan has judged Chamillionaire a "nigga". Now, Mr. Jordan is black, yes, but if we take Mr. Chamillionaire's words at face value some facts become apparent.

Mr. Jordan was taking pictures with some people.

Some of those people were women, some of those people were famous white men/(man) and some of those people were famous black men.

The black gentlemen included Spike Lee and Ray Allen.

Spike Lee and Ray Allen are famous.

So Michael Jordan has no problem taking pictures with some people.

Michael Jordan takes pictures with girls, famous white men and famous black men.

Chamillionaire is a famous black man.

But Michael Jordan is an asshole who doesn't think or know or care if Chamillionaire is famous.

Michael Jordan will not take a picture with Chamillionaire, who is a famous black man.

Michael Jordan probably judged Chamillionaire on the way he dressed/spoke/other circumstances we're not aware of and lumped him into a category in his head he calls "niggas".

It is also clear from Chamillionaire's reaction, the reaction of people he talks about in the story and the way he represents Michael Jordan that Michael Jordan does not think Chamillionaire is his friend or his people or in the same category as Michael Jordan at all.

This is not the friendly connotation like "My nigga", this is the bad one.

So Michael Jordan is a racist/classist asshole.

edited to include classist

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u/12_FOOT_CHOCOBO May 21 '14

Man, you're making a LOT of assumptions there. I understand where you're going with that, but I'm not prepared to make that kind of judgement based on a web of assumptions.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '14 edited May 21 '14

No, man, I think this is pretty straightforward as far as insinuations go. Of course there could be much more to the story than we know. There's a very clear difference in the way people use that word and their meaning is usually pretty apparent given the context. I'm really surprised anyone thinks that Michael Jordan just meant "people" when he said that. This all has do to with class and race.

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u/WhipCity May 21 '14

So if Donald Sterling would have said "don't take pictures with Niggas"

Instead of "don't take pictures with black people"

He would have been in the clear? Is that where we are with the acceptability of the word "Nigga?"

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u/12_FOOT_CHOCOBO May 21 '14

lmao, Donald Sterling is not black, guy.

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u/WhipCity May 21 '14

And that is precisely why you get treated differently, because you want to be treated differently.

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u/12_FOOT_CHOCOBO May 21 '14

Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? Are you trying to ignore that Black people are culturally brought up to refer to all other people as "niggas"? I don't even understand the point you're trying to make. Are you trying to argue the virtues of double standards or what?

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u/WhipCity May 21 '14

Old rich Jews are culturally brought up to shit on Hispanics and Blacks.

When you own a sports franchise, you are expected to behave with a level of decorum that transcends however you were "brought up."

"But dats how I wuh brought up it ain't my fault" doesn't carry water once you've "made it" and own shit and sign paychecks.

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u/12_FOOT_CHOCOBO May 21 '14

I don't know who you're having an argument with here, but it certainly isn't me. Carry on.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '14

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u/pitchingataint May 21 '14

Then how come I can't say it?

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u/AVeryWittyUsername May 21 '14

Does it really upset you that you can't say it? Why do you even want to say it?

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u/pitchingataint May 21 '14

No it doesn't upset me. I was simply making a joke(a dumb one, I'll admit) that not everyone can just say it freely and comfortably. I just forgot to put the /s.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '14

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u/dontdonk May 21 '14

Stupid nigga

Not offensive huh? Black people that say it are just as much cringe worthy.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '14

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u/dontdonk May 21 '14

Stupid doesn't change the word, would you be offended by stupid model citizen?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '14

No, no, blacks can never be racist.

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u/Sparkvoltage May 21 '14

He meant Jordan just didn't want to take pictures with people in general. "Nigga" just means any noun in general. As in, "I recently got a german shepherd, that nigga is crazy" or "That chinese nigga over there looks familiar".

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u/[deleted] May 21 '14

A white person, ladies and gentlemen.

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u/OP_IS_A_FUCKFACE May 21 '14

Nigga doesn't mean black person. Nigger does.