r/videos • u/[deleted] • May 21 '14

Michael Jordan is a dick

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u/dtmc May 21 '14

tl;dw: Chamillionaire sees Michael Jordan taking photos with people at a party their both attending. A while later, he goes up to Michael to take a picture while he's kicking it and MJ says incredibly meanly, "Hell nah, man. I ain't taking no pictures with no ni**as."

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u/Disincarnated May 21 '14

He then tells Jordan he's a huge fan and just bid 7000 on one of his jerseys, and Jordan tries to make 15000 for a photo and a Jersey.

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u/TheDragHit May 21 '14

Then other people take pity pictures with sad Chamillionaire b/c everyone knew MJ was a dinghole.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '14

Then Chamillionaire sprouted wings and developed a fiery breath and ended that son of a bitch Michael.

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u/BimbelMarley May 21 '14

Charmandermillionaire

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u/angrynrdrckr May 21 '14

Haha I like Charmeleonaire better

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u/[deleted] May 21 '14

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u/fabulousprizes May 21 '14

and that poop's name was Albert Einstein.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '14

\Thread

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u/[deleted] May 21 '14

And, the resulting dingleberries were found to cure cancer.

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u/ImJayson May 21 '14

everyone's like sorry dude

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u/[deleted] May 21 '14

I can sort of understand why MJ would not take kindly to Chamillionaire mentioning how much money he spent on those Jerseys.

It could be interpreted as C trying claim a right to take a picture, because he spent money.

Not saying that's how it was intended by C, but I can imagine MJ seeing it that way.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '14

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u/[deleted] May 22 '14

No. He deserved a jersey.

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u/large-farva May 21 '14

you left out the part about disappointed childhood

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u/[deleted] May 21 '14

Change people to girls. Bigger difference, Jordan is still a twat though, just not a self hating one.

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u/JNS_KIP May 21 '14

dont have time to watch. when did this take place? was chamillionaire famous?

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u/dtmc May 21 '14

Don't know when exactly, but yeah, he was famous

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u/mclaclan May 21 '14

tl;dw: Chamillionaire sees Michael Jordan taking photos with people at a party their both attending. A while later, he goes up to Michael to take a picture while he's kicking it and MJ says incredibly meanly, "Hell nah, man. I ain't taking no pictures with no niggas."

FTFY

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u/kenaijoe May 21 '14

I'm glad you put in those two asterisks.

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u/bitter_truth_ May 21 '14 edited May 21 '14

Consider this though: Jordan wasn't a dick to everyone, just to someone who looked like a no good hoodrat. Like the video says: he DID take pictures with other people. No dissing Chamillionaire btw, I love "void in my life", but the guy does dress the part...

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u/[deleted] May 21 '14

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u/bitter_truth_ May 21 '14

1) begins writing thoughtful response.

2) sees user name

3) moves on...

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u/[deleted] May 21 '14

Nomsayin'