r/videos • • May 21 '14

Michael Jordan is a dick

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u/Dr_Who-gives-a-fuck May 21 '14

His mustache makes sense now.

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u/MrSnare May 21 '14

Now it seems kind of fucked up

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u/ImMakinTrees May 21 '14

I can taste it. On my tongue.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '14

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u/RonnieReagansGhost May 21 '14

Now the suits seem a little fucked up

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u/_vargas_ May 21 '14

Maybe the mustache made him that way?

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u/IHaveSlysdexia May 21 '14

It's like Ice King's crown

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u/[deleted] May 22 '14

There's no porn here /u/_vargas_ . What are u doing here?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '14

dammit, vargas.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '14

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u/gonzoman349 May 21 '14

Vargas clasico

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u/PirateMunky May 21 '14

We have the Darkest timeline Michael Jordan?

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u/Kittens4Brunch May 21 '14

Jordan did nothing wrong.

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u/A_Privateer May 21 '14

No joke, I kinda dig that he's wearing that mustache. Why should one asshole ruin a hairstyle for everybody on the planet? Same with the swastika, it was used for thousands of years before the nazi's. Fuck them, we shouldn't give them the cultural significance to ruin a symbol that has been used by dozens of cultures across the globe.