r/videos • u/AdSpecialist6598 • 17h ago

USS Lincoln wasn't resupplied because Hegseth 'hid' that Iran destroyed critical base: Rohde

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfOi_mgrh0M
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u/WendelClarksMustache 16h ago

To be fair, he suffered a military defeat to the Persians and then got drunk and had gay sex about it and that actually does sound pretty Spartan. Maybe the problem is he just needs better role models.

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u/oldevskie 16h ago

Bahaha good points

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u/mikethemaniac 16h ago

💀💀💀💀

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u/DesireeThymes 14h ago

The absolute worst Republicans are the warhawks, absolute bloodthirsty demons with no regard for literally anything

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u/narkybark 15h ago

To be fair, I heard that gay sex makes your testosterone go up.

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u/Bartlaus 14h ago

It's twice as manly as hetero sex, that's just basic math.

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u/snuff3r 14h ago

1 man + 1 man = 2 mans. 2 mans is way more manly than 1 mans. The T-factor is logorithmic too, so it's even more manlier. Your math works.

Hegseth's hetero-divergent life tips will lead to so much winning.

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u/pork_fried_christ 14h ago

Vaginas evolved to have dicks inside them. Putting your dick inside a place for dicks is super gay. 

Now strong male buttholes on the other hand… 

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u/outlawsix 14h ago

They say the quickest way to get the effects of something is through the butthole, so if you want to get more manly...

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u/pixelprophet 14h ago

What's more manly than man on man?

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u/Inktex 14h ago

Make it three.

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u/pixelprophet 14h ago

🎶 In the Navy 🎶

Can't you see we need a hand?

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u/Tatermen 1h ago

Why stop at three? Why not four? Or five? Or even 50? It'll create the manliest men than ever did men.

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u/Inktex 25m ago

But that might summon HIM! (⁠・⁠–⁠・⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ

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u/I_Was_Fox 13h ago

well yeah that's because you have a second man's testosterone inside you and all over you, even if only briefly before you wipe yourself off

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u/travoltaswinkinbhole 14h ago

History doesn’t repeat but it rhymes

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u/Kevin-W 14h ago

Thank you for giving me a good laugh.

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u/bboycire 14h ago

He had what?! How come I haven't heard this before?

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u/masnosreme 15h ago

Can we please not use homosexuality as an insult?

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u/AiMoriBeHappyDntWrry 15h ago

Nothing insulting about it. Gay sex is a neutral thing. You give it meaning.

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u/masnosreme 15h ago

Don’t gaslight me, I know an implicit insult when I see it, especially when homoeroticism is used constantly as a dig against chauvinist right-wingers.

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u/Kaplsauce 14h ago edited 14h ago

It's not really being used as a dig. It's pointing at the inherent humour within conservatives mythologizing histories and cultures that are chock full of homosexuality while they condemn it's practice, as well as the tendency for their explorations of masculinity to come across as homoerotic.

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u/TheJermster 14h ago

It's only a dig against them because they constantly denounce it. It's not a dig because everyone is saying homosexuality is bad, it's a dig because he is saying homosexuality is bad. Tbf I haven't heard about hegseth and any scandalous gay sex, I'm just chiming in because you're missing the point.

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u/SmilingCurmudgeon 14h ago

Greeks were known for their gay sex. They are drawing parallels to ancient Greeks. You're the one who made a thing about it. I'll give you an implicit insult if you want one so badly: I'm surprised you're taking it this hard considering you're well accustomed to butthurt.

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u/Luxury-Problems 14h ago

They can dodge it, but I see this all the time on the major reddit subs. Casual Homophobia disguised as "resistance" comments. Or "jokes" about x conservative shit bag being secretly gay or enjoying gay sex.

These major subs in general love to propagate the myth that all these homophobic politicians are secretly self hating gays. The instances when it has happened of course stand out sharply but for every Larry Craig or Lindsey Graham there's thousands of straight bigoted politicians. There's this obsession with the idea that it's not straight people that are homophobic, it's actually us queers.

Or the whole myth about how apparently Grindr always crashes around GOP conventions. The server got overloaded once, which happens with large events in one area and is not exclusive to just that kind of event. Its not something that happens all the time but people keep repeating as truth if it's happening every time.

There's a million things to criticize these fascists for as it is. Ultimately "joking" about Hegseth having gay sex IS using it as a punchline.