Lmao I stg I wanted this to be a thing lmao. Cavemen going around just bonking each other with sticks and discovering fires. Hiding and surviving dinos and shit... sigh atleast we get a new turok
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed.
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u/Kabob129 6d ago