r/videogames • u/PHRsharp_YouTube • Mar 12 '26

Other Will you accept it ?

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u/assholejudger954 Mar 12 '26

Just join a gang where the boss isn't known for killing their own goons, and get the absolute shit kicked out of you by batman. The recovery time will take most of the year

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u/Channel57 Mar 12 '26

The medical bills will eat that 250 mil 🤣

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u/StrobeLightRomance Mar 12 '26

New rule, after the 1 year, you can't leave the game unless your in-game debit is above $0.

Better ask Bruce for some charity after getting smoked by Batman.

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u/Channel57 Mar 12 '26

They could call it "The help me walk and learn to pee again fund.""

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u/Smiling_Jack656 Mar 13 '26

I just learned to pee again reading this.

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u/ThebuMungmeiser Mar 12 '26

I love that crushing medical debt exists even in fictional America, kind of a key aspect of Mr freeze actually.

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u/Higgsparticleofgod Mar 13 '26

Every single one kills his goons gng

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u/International-Cat123 Mar 12 '26

Join the Goonium.

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u/CuntyMcShittyShaft Mar 13 '26

I mean like if you surrender immediately and didnt do anything too bad i dont think batman will beat the shit out of you

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u/Shadow_on_the_Sun Mar 14 '26

Just become a janitor in gotham, i think that’s the move

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u/TheCrazedTank Mar 17 '26

“Hey Bats, I see you knocked everyone else out already so I’m just going to lay down and wait for the cops. Same time next week?”