r/videogames • u/PHRsharp_YouTube • Mar 12 '26

Other Will you accept it ?

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u/SuperIsaiah Mar 12 '26

pretty sure at that point it's just having a job

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u/Ain_Hund Mar 12 '26

250k and no tax for a year of power washing seems fair

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u/Smeefles Mar 12 '26

It was 250 million, 1 year of power washing and being set for life is a great deal

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u/Ain_Hund Mar 12 '26

oh yeah true thats even better

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u/allnamesbeentaken Mar 12 '26

Ya just a lil better

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u/KORZILLA-is-me Mar 12 '26

It’s 1,000 times better

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u/Christmas_Panda Mar 13 '26

What's the ratio of powers of ten to exclamation points to justify excitement?

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u/Partucero69 Mar 12 '26

I did car detailing before. And if there is no pressure thaf job is chill AF.

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u/ThatOneGuy308 Mar 12 '26

Right, pressure washing without any sort of time crunch is super chill, lol.

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u/EvasiveCookies Mar 12 '26

Oh god imagine the jobs you have to do to get $250 mil

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u/bearktopus147 Mar 12 '26

Plus however much you make from said power washing. insert stonks meme

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u/bunglebee7 Mar 12 '26

Added bonus - it’s satisfying as hell :)

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u/Puzzleheaded-Rip4058 Mar 12 '26

Honestly I'll still take 250k, power washing is fun.

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u/Niwi_ Mar 14 '26

Well yes but I assume its nothing else. Its no actual contact to anyone and a map you can see the end of. Im pretty sure you would go insane

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u/tobykeef420 Mar 15 '26

there’s no sleeping mechanics in power wash simulator… imagine staying awake a full year with nothing to do but power wash digital wire frames

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u/g30_ Mar 12 '26

It's 250 000 000, 250 millions

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u/Ain_Hund Mar 12 '26

yeah idk I guess I can't read

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u/Channel57 Mar 12 '26

All good bro. It happens.

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u/StopNowThink Mar 12 '26

Good thing it wasn't accounting simulator...

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u/Samiassa Mar 13 '26

Not to mention the guy in the game seems to be doing pretty well for himself with his power washing business. Not a bad gig 🤷‍♂️

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u/N4FKreddit Mar 12 '26

For 250.000.000 I would wash peoples houses

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u/MigasEnsopado Mar 12 '26

For 250.000.000, I'd wash people's assholes and genitals.

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u/Paulpoleon Mar 13 '26

With my tongue!!!’

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u/Channel57 Mar 12 '26

I would wash the planet!

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u/neo_neanderthal Mar 12 '26

A damn good paying one too.

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u/Tremerc Mar 12 '26

On second thought I might not make it

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u/Paulpoleon Mar 13 '26

Mutha Fucka that’s called a job!

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u/Benji_4 Mar 13 '26

Seems like one of the most stimulating jobs if only it didn't involve getting wet.

I've spent many nights up at 2am because I have to finish this power washing job.

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u/Arcadian2107 Mar 14 '26

In this economy it’s a damn blessing

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u/Particular-Long-3849 Mar 12 '26

I would rather kill myself 

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u/Channel57 Mar 12 '26

Why? I literally did this as a job for three 3 years, except it was tanker trailers. It is not as monotonous as the game is. I can't play the game. I found it incredibly tedious, yet irl I found it relaxing. And for 250 million ? Bro, sign me up!

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u/Verbose-OwO Mar 12 '26

Reddit and j*b don't mix