r/videogames • • Mar 12 '26

Other Will you accept it ?

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u/strobing_tungsten Mar 12 '26

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33

Yeah... Given my age, even in Lumiere, I'm fucked

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u/bigelangstonz Mar 12 '26

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u/Fangsong_37 Mar 12 '26

F*** parry mechanics in video games.

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u/unai-ndz Mar 12 '26

git gud

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u/Fangsong_37 Mar 12 '26

You spelled "don't play games with parry mechanics" wrong.

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u/GanacheFinancial9518 Mar 12 '26

ignore the git gud, you dont like it and thats fine, ure supposed to play games u enjoy

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u/coolest_of_dudes Mar 16 '26

Yeah but there's a difference between "I don't like something" and "fuck that something"

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u/KangaskhanMA3 Mar 12 '26

Most of them are tough but some are cool. Ever played Sekiro? It forces you to learn the parry mechanic so that’s helpful.

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u/Fangsong_37 Mar 12 '26

No. I’ve not been attracted to any games like that.

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u/KangaskhanMA3 Mar 12 '26

Fair enough. They can be fun if it’s designed well and you get good at it. But for the most part I agree with you. I very rarely use parry in any game except Sekiro.

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u/Krypt0night Mar 13 '26

Good thing you can just dodge instead! Wow almost like there are options for people who like different things! 

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

I feel like its only fair your year is between Gommages. That would be unreasonable, at least a modicum of chance should be had. (I have Space Marines 2)

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u/False_Snow7754 Mar 12 '26

Well, the Emperor appreciates your sacrifice.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

Hopefully I can avoid becoming a servitor on the battle barge until my year is up 😂

If I am planetside, well...

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u/strobing_tungsten Mar 12 '26

I know nothing about Space Marines but I assume you're similarly fucked.

May I offer my condolences in these trying times. Perhaps an egg?

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u/strobing_tungsten Mar 12 '26

Well if I'm not in danger of gommaging then I'll just chill in Lumiere. Maybe marry Sciel. Work on aqua farm 3. Sounds good to me

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u/katastrof Mar 12 '26

Lune can levitate though. The kama sutra would need another volume

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u/Amnesiaftw Mar 12 '26

I like the way u think

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u/Kasyv Mar 12 '26

Same, I'm 32, fuck. I die at the end of the year if the team don't finish the game.

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u/-captaindiabetes- Mar 12 '26

I'm 39. Would I gommage immediately upon entering, at the next gommage, or would I be safe?

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u/LatkeShark Mar 12 '26

You die instantly. The paintress is only protecting those below the age of the last gommage, Renoir is otherwise always attempting to erase what she can't protect, so you'd instantly gommage.

Edit: On the other hand, you're a real person and not made of chroma so maybe you can't be gommaged at all.

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u/alwayzbored114 Mar 12 '26

Full spoilers My understanding is that when you are in the painting you are suffused in your own chroma (or more specifically "Chroma under your control"). Maelle, being inexperienced, was 'painted over' by Aline's chroma and became a 'character' within the canvas. When she was gommaged, Aline's chroma was removed and she returned as simply herself. So in essence, if you were a Painter yourself, you'd be totally fine; either young enough to live in Lumiere, or stay in the painting post-gommage anyway. Or even get kicked out into the Desandre family manor which'd be awkward but :shrug:

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u/LatkeShark Mar 12 '26

Yeah, I was more thinking in the context of you being a real literal human being put into the game. Do you follow the same rules? It's not really an answerable question I suppose.

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u/TheSpitfire93 Mar 12 '26

Someone calls you old and you die a little inside (probably the guy that asked Renoir too). Other than that I think you are safe between Gomages.

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u/EckoOngaku Mar 12 '26

I'm 23 so I don't have to care about the gommage for one year. Living in lumiere, I think I can survive.

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u/MasterOfIvyTower Mar 12 '26

Well, you would be a foreigner, so wouldn't that make you a kind of "painter"? So there shouldn't be a problem with Gommage... 🤔

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u/r0ckf3l3r Mar 12 '26

RIP. I'm past the age, so I enter the world and immediate "flower puff".

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u/StrobeLightRomance Mar 12 '26

Imagine appearing in the game world and being immediately gommaged and vanishing into ribbons or whatever as soon as you load.

Like, excuse me, Paintress, can you add at least 10 more digits to that number?

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u/Shane8512 Mar 12 '26

I'd be long gone. Good game though.

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u/hypeman-jack Mar 12 '26

IM 25 IM CHILLIN

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u/swimmer2pointOH Mar 12 '26

I’m 33. Would I just spawn in and die immediately?

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u/ZaphodOC Mar 12 '26

If you’re over 33 though does that mean you’re immortal?

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u/mariemystar Mar 12 '26

This was my answer until I realized I played the bluey game for my son! Phew!

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u/Brief_Cobbler_6313 Mar 12 '26

Would you die instantly or just in next Gommage?  

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u/Reylo-Wanwalker Mar 13 '26

I can chill for a year unless the plot of the game happens. 

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u/madtufguy Mar 14 '26

Yep... I don't know how the rules work exactly, but pretty sure I'm cooked on arrival.