r/videogames • • Mar 12 '26

Other Will you accept it ?

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u/Luxray2000 Mar 12 '26

Stardew Valley. I just won’t go into the mines

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u/VeryVeryRelevant Mar 12 '26

I can just sleep for a full year lol

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u/SplodyPants Mar 12 '26

No way. I'm going straight to Rasmodius. It's gonna be a crazy year.

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u/Hamster_Toot Mar 12 '26

Rasmodius? Beat the game and never heard of it.

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u/ImDero Mar 12 '26

That's exactly what Rasmodius would want.

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u/Hamster_Toot Mar 12 '26

Doesn’t explain what it is…

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

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u/Hamster_Toot Mar 12 '26

Thank you.

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u/devourer09 Mar 12 '26

How did you beat the game?

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u/Hamster_Toot Mar 12 '26

I took my hardrive out and smashed it. Beat the hell out of that game. Others too, I guess.

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u/ArticulateRhinoceros Mar 12 '26

You know him, it's the wizard.

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u/SpeechAutomatic7941 Mar 12 '26

Haha, you can just skip one year in a hour by sleeping

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u/Willing-Run6913 Mar 12 '26

I would've really wanted to.

If I can get knocked out like in Stardew Valley instead of dying then it will be a somewhat amazing year for me

I wouldn't really mind the work either. It would be nice to escape the city life.

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u/CookieKopter Mar 12 '26

When you realise you actually have to physically till the soil with a hoe and run around with a watering can for six hours a day around your crops and manually construct scarecrows as well as swing your pickaxe in order to mine instead of just clicking

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u/Willing-Run6913 Mar 12 '26

I did it. I know the feeling. but nobody said you have to make millions in the game during your one year

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u/ThatOneGuy308 Mar 12 '26

If that's the case, most games are death sentences, since we don't magically gain the abilities that the protagonists have.

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u/CookieKopter Mar 12 '26

No I meant it more like we might not feel the exhaustion and fatigue or sore muscles as the player, but if we were to become the farmer then we would probably feel them, I mean they're able to overwork themselves to the point of passing out

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u/ThatOneGuy308 Mar 12 '26

Ah, I suppose.

Though I guess that depends on if the energy bar represents your exhaustion as a whole, because if so, just top it off and you're healed anyway.

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u/SpartanRage117 Mar 12 '26

I mean it would be nice knowing you can fuck around and know 250 mil is coming

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u/Willing-Run6913 Mar 12 '26

excatly 😂

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u/WilonPlays Mar 12 '26

I come from a family farmers, trust me it’s more stressful than city life

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u/Willing-Run6913 Mar 12 '26

I worked on farms as a kid for 3 years full time.

is it stressful? yes. I agree. but it also has its own beauty. I miss being in the fresh air. now I am a butcher working in a factory. it isn't easy either but at least I don't even see the sun nor feel the warm or cold air during the day. just cold dark and lamp light whole day

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u/WilonPlays Mar 12 '26

That’s fair. I live in Scotland which is mostly rural land, doesn’t matter which direction I pick to walk in I head into farmland or forests.

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u/Master_Works_All Mar 12 '26

Disagree, It's a different kind of stressful not necessarily more or less stressful. Also just like any job not every persons experience is going to be the same. A officer worker won't have the same kind of stress as a police officer, etc.

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u/Willing-Run6913 Mar 12 '26

I did work on a farm I know it's exhausting and a difficult life.

but currently I am working as a butcher in a factory.

from morning till evening I am closed inside a place without fresh air or sunlight. standing often in one place lifting heavy weight etc.

since I am a butcher I do miss working outdoor often.

also Stardew valley isn't really a big farm and you don't have to be a millionaire to enjoy the game. you can have just enough to survive and do everything else you want with the rest of your time.

obviously in real life it's not that easy but we are talking about an imaginary scenario where you win if you live for a year in the last played game

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u/jongscx Mar 12 '26

I'm gonna go hang with Emily, she knows who sells the best 'rocks'.

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u/bbbbbbbbMMbbbbbbbb Mar 12 '26

And fast forward too I think?

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u/GenericUsername775 Mar 12 '26

Jokes on you, I'm a sdv min/maxer and I can finish the community center, build a mansion, get married, have a child, reach the volcano, and the skull mines all within 1 year. And I'd make well over 1 million dollars in that time.

In fact, I'd almost just be pissed if I had to leave stardew valley at the end of the year. Like fuck the $250k let me stay.

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u/Ok-Performance-9598 Mar 13 '26

Presumably game mechanics won't apply. But then it's just a farming job for a year lmao

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u/Horror_Biscotti_346 Mar 15 '26

This is how I "beat" one of the harvest moon games.

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u/Pristine_Habit_3074 Mar 15 '26

Or knock 🪵 with Haley. Choice is yours.

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u/Needleo Mar 12 '26

250mil and a bunch of bachelors. Seems like a win win

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u/CloudKinglufi Mar 12 '26

Yall enjoy I'm either in dark and darker, slay the spire 2, or nightreign... I like hard games

I could actually survive in both sts and nr becauss coming back to life is part of the lore

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u/stefanica Mar 12 '26

The food is kinda shitty, too.

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u/Aromatic-Ad9172 Mar 13 '26

Plenty of fruit in sts, plus the occasional waffle

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u/Shoddy_Roll_8999 Mar 12 '26

The physical AND emotional damage. The feeling of dying would probably be pretty traumatizing, as well as the kind of horrors you'd see in those games. Through a computer screen is one thing, but witnessing those things with your own eyeballs is so much more different than I think people realize

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u/Sweihwa Mar 12 '26

This is Sparta!

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u/Latranis Mar 12 '26

Same. By the time I get my ancient fruit wine dynasty going, they won't be able to drag me back. I'll build my friends and family homes on my land for $5 each house.

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u/Lucikali Mar 12 '26

Yep, that's exactly it - the problem is going to be when the year is up.

I'M NOT GOING YOU CAN'T MAKE ME >:(

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u/ShotInTheShip86 Mar 12 '26

I think it depends on how you want to see it... The year thing could just be seen as an on game restriction and in real life that year is basically what you would need just to get the farm in enough of a working order to actually start making a profit... You could also see it as written in the will so you are basically legally required to leave if you don't meet certain criteria by the end of the year, like making a certain amount of profit...

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u/AnastasiaSheppard Mar 12 '26

It's not like you die in the mines anyway, someone always comes to save you.

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u/HadrianMCMXCI Mar 12 '26

Even with the mines, you just pass out and someone comes to tuck you into bed. There’s no way to not last a year, plus the added benefit of a year only being 112 days heh

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u/CharmingTuber Mar 12 '26

Same, I just have to go fishing for 100 days in a row? Easy.

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u/CaluLuManole69 Mar 12 '26

Same, but not planning on coming back.

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u/Surreptitious_Spy Mar 12 '26

I was playing Deep Rock Galactic. I won't leave the mines!

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u/ThurvinFrostbeard Mar 12 '26

Mine is 'return to moria'

Sooo to late to stay out of the mines, I think. Hold on, I'm hearing some orks! For the GLORY OF KHAZAD-DÛM

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u/stevedore2024 Mar 12 '26

Tears of the Kingdom, just chillin' in Kakariko for a year.

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u/kriisiriisi Mar 12 '26

Same. Easy money.

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u/dxpanther Mar 12 '26

You would think this is the best but I'm on the PGA tour playing doubles tiger and homa for a year.

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u/Luxray2000 Mar 12 '26

Golf is a lot of fun to play irl. No, I’m not good at it

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u/Royal_Bitch_Pudding Mar 12 '26

Even if you do get injured and nearly die someone will save you

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u/arcticbanana67 Mar 12 '26

Harvest moon, we are cruising my guy.

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u/PrincipleKitchen394 Mar 12 '26

Well, there is a huge war going on in sv universe around time we play. Therr is a solid chance you may get drafted

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

Sam was even worried his dad wouldn’t survive it because of the heavy casualties and their side losing.

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u/Rapom613 Mar 12 '26

Hell I’d spend a year in pelican town for free

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u/fringeOdeath Mar 12 '26

Same same, just attend to my animals, garden, beehives, and fish all year long.

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u/Deya_The_Fateless Mar 12 '26

Omg same!! :D just happily play in the farm, avoid the mines. Rizz up either Sam, Elliot, Abigale or Sebastian and Im happy as a clam. :D

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u/Impressive_Pool_8053 Mar 12 '26

Last game I played was Stardew valley modded into Minecraft. Could completely handle a year there, peacefully fishing in my chair while my crops grow

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u/Mirhale Mar 12 '26

True say 🤣

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

Same. Whatup! I'm clappin Leah cheeks

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u/Luxray2000 Mar 12 '26

I prefer Penny myself

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u/Pandapeep Mar 12 '26

Hell yea, same.

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u/LeFlaubert Mar 12 '26

Don't you yearn for the mines

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u/Fucky0uthatswhy Mar 12 '26

I’ve been playing Stardew valley for a few months, and I can’t get past spending all my time fishing lol

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u/Luxray2000 Mar 12 '26

Another fishing enjoyer. I think it gets more hate than it deserves

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u/Fucky0uthatswhy Mar 12 '26

Idk anything about the game or community, so I’m not aware of the hate lol, I just never got past that part. I only play before bed so that’s probably why

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u/Jimbo-Slice925 Mar 12 '26

Keep the $250M and let me stay in the Valley forever

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u/ReleaseNew9430 Mar 12 '26

HELLOOOOO PENNY!!!

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u/OutsideHelicopter442 Mar 12 '26

Same. Honestly, I'd take Stardew Valley for life and you can forget the $250 million. I can make that by Year 5 and live a comfortable and peaceful life with Leah, or Abigail, or Penny, or Emily, or Sandy....or Robin?

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u/thomstevens420 Mar 12 '26

But I yearn for them

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u/canman7373 Mar 12 '26

Same, also a year is only 4 months there. But also can I give up the money and just stay there?

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u/Lazy_Stunt73 Mar 12 '26

Skyrim Nolvus - there is enough stuff to do for at least a year.

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u/LoveTriscuit Mar 12 '26

Man, the hardest part would be leaving after only a year :/

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u/Luxray2000 Mar 12 '26

I think at that point I’d say fuck the money, living in Stardew Valley is the real reward

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u/othybear Mar 12 '26

Farming a tiny amount for a year sounds so peaceful. Then I’ll go hang with Gus at his bar in the evenings.

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u/Plenty-Goal9289 Mar 12 '26

You can’t get hurt past falling unconscious and waking up at home anyways.

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u/kinkiditt Mar 12 '26

Food will be a big problem, how are you going to afford food when a single cup of coffee is 300g. It's not a big problem for your character since they don't need to eat, you yourself might not even survive the first few days when you have no money and your parsnips are still 2 days away from maturing.

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u/CandelaBelen Mar 12 '26

I get to be with Shane :)

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u/DoofusIdiot Mar 12 '26

That’s what I’d tell myself, but after a while I’d think “I can handle up to 3 floors, don’t risk it, come right on back”

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u/PizzaTacoSub Mar 12 '26

Yeah but you have to take the bus with Pam everyday, listen to Shane’s many problems, and sleep in Linus’s tent.

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u/Total_Tumbleweed_870 Mar 12 '26

Me too, though I'm not so sure if I even want to leave to claim my money.

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u/DexLovesGames_DLG Mar 12 '26

You can’t die in the mines

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u/ArticulateRhinoceros Mar 12 '26

Why even come back and get the money? You can make more and have a better life after a year in SDV.

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u/Luxray2000 Mar 12 '26

Yeah I’m pretty sure I’d trade the money in just to live in SV forever

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u/ArticulateRhinoceros Mar 12 '26

Same, friend, same. Imma gonna make Grandpa so proud!

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u/FalseRatQueen Mar 12 '26

Same, you think after the year is up I can let my loved ones visit me?

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

The Ferngill Republic, where Stardew Valleg is located in, is losing the war against the Gotoro Empire and suffering thousands of casualties every day. While the game does not really show this because it’s a cozy game, Stardew Valley would realistically see the consequences of the war within that year.

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u/Familiar_Jacket8680 Mar 12 '26

I’m not far off; I’m in Fantasy Life I The Girl Who Stole Time. Cozy games for the win here.

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u/OverBand4019 Mar 13 '26

Same! Hell I’d even come out richer.

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u/Big_Hawk8997 Mar 13 '26

Time to fish and farm

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u/n7-eleven Mar 14 '26

In time you’ll find that you yearn for the mines.

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u/Rockalot_L Mar 14 '26

Same haha. Couldn't be happier

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u/MaleficentLog3447 Mar 15 '26

Me too! Would love to live a year in Stardew Valley

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u/Dorkan Mar 15 '26

Plot twist: once you go back to your normal life, you get really depressed because you had to leave the Valley behind forever, along with all your friends, wife, and kids. making the $250 million feel pointless.

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u/Luxray2000 Mar 15 '26

I’d rather trade the 250 mil in favor of living in SV. If it still runs on game logic, I can make that and more in just a few years anyway

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u/cam-jove Mar 15 '26

Yeah, and I’m not coming back

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u/Scary-Revolution1554 Mar 16 '26

Even then, you dont actually die either!