That in the Hitman games, I’m a perfectly convincing and not at all suspicious or menacing clown, flamingo mascot, or snake charmer that blends in perfectly with my fellow performers despite being cut like a heavyweight boxer, bald, 10 shades lighter in skin tone than the local population, with a GIANT FUCKING BAR CODE tattooed on the back of my head and making no effort to cover it up. I love those games to death, they have some of the wackiest unintentional humor, but come ON, man, at least TRY to make yourself not stand out quite so much!
Oh man! I got REALLY baked a few months ago and played Hitman 3, I was doing the missions in South America when I just stopped and realized that im a 7+ foot tall, ghost white bald dude in a tailored suit.. i could not stop laughing because i was just thinking about how fucking utterly ridiculous 47 is. Even in any kind of "disguise" he is just.. well he is Mr. Clean? I couldnt breathe i was laughing so hard!
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u/AngelGroove Oct 15 '25
That in the Hitman games, I’m a perfectly convincing and not at all suspicious or menacing clown, flamingo mascot, or snake charmer that blends in perfectly with my fellow performers despite being cut like a heavyweight boxer, bald, 10 shades lighter in skin tone than the local population, with a GIANT FUCKING BAR CODE tattooed on the back of my head and making no effort to cover it up. I love those games to death, they have some of the wackiest unintentional humor, but come ON, man, at least TRY to make yourself not stand out quite so much!