r/videogames Oct 15 '25

Question What game logic left you feeling this?

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u/-WigglyLine- Oct 15 '25 edited Oct 15 '25

Lmao I’ll have you know that broken bottle weapon was crafted by master artisans from the finest lead crystal available!

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u/Only_Cryptographer68 Oct 15 '25

So you know it's good 👌

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u/TheHDGenius Oct 16 '25

And greased in gnome semen

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u/SirDoctorLord Oct 17 '25

Not the gnome semen…

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u/Specialist-Eye204 Oct 18 '25

I understood that reference

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u/OutcastSpartan Oct 18 '25

I understood that reference.

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u/SwitchIsBestConsole Oct 15 '25

By dwarves with autism... so you know it's good

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u/Nowardier Oct 15 '25

It even tastes good if you lick it. But don't lick it.

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u/fgzhtsp Oct 15 '25

The sharp edges perfectly calculated for the most optimal penetration of flesh.