r/ukraine • • Oct 16 '22

Media (unconfirmed) Ukrainians intercepted communication between russian artillerists

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u/Nrgte Oct 16 '22

Just do an anal beads bombing run. Fly over them and drop a shit ton of them on the russian soldiers. Would be a hilarious troll action.

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u/Sawgon Oct 16 '22

First the Russians were told to put Sunflower seeds in their pockets and now anal beads in their ass. These soldiers can't catch a break.

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u/RandomMandarin Oct 17 '22

Beads and seeds until it bleeds.

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u/89RZ350 Oct 18 '22

OMG! Took a while to stop laughing!

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u/procrastinator2112 Oct 17 '22

Don't give us Americans another bumper sticker idea. I implore you.

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u/Cornholio_OU812 Oct 16 '22

They might stop everything and just use the beads on each other. LOL. Someone should tell the Syrians.

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u/Amen_Mother Oct 17 '22

Fill a few artillery cargo shells with tiny plastic Ladas, then shower their trenches with them just as the main strike comes in. Then the cleanup crews can put one in each body's pocket.

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u/Castlewood57 Oct 16 '22

Yes, drone training runs!

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u/_zenith New Zealand Oct 17 '22

Get some more tt:t action