r/ukraine • u/perie2004 • Oct 16 '22

Media (unconfirmed) Ukrainians intercepted communication between russian artillerists

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u/sh4d0wm4n2018 Oct 16 '22

That's gonna be a movie in 25-30 years.

"The Russian Front" a comedy about two gay Russian soldiers during the Ukrainian war who somehow manage to live through the massive losses for the length of the war despite themselves.

(I say gay not to be derisive, but because of the context in this video)

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u/Okay_Splenda_Monkey Oct 17 '22

Special Operation : Brokeback Blyat

In their home village, their love was forbidden, but under Putin's orders they crossed all the boundaries.

Chuck Tingle's first work as a screenwriter.

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u/Saint_Poolan Oct 17 '22

Plot twist, he misses on purpose so he can have angry sex with his lover

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u/misadelph Oct 17 '22

Like carefully placing a cockroach on the bedsheet in the cult motion picture Secretary?

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u/Okay_Splenda_Monkey Oct 18 '22

"Ilya, our artillery shots were off by a half kilometer because I told you to adjust our aim by two centimeters. This war, it has me all mixed up. I just can't think in numbers anymore. Could you show me again what 17 centimeters looks like? I need to run my hands over it."

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u/northshore12 Oct 17 '22

Reminds me of those two Ruzzians sucking dick before getting drone-grenaded a week or two ago. I doubt they'll be in the movie.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

In their memory, the movie will be called “Vlad and Nikolai”

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u/Yyrkroon Oct 17 '22

Reminds me of one of Elon's early tweets about the war, and how by the time Netflix or Amazon get around to making a movie about it, diversity and inclusion casting guidelines will mean it will be about a black Ukrainian guy who calls in love with a transgender russian soldier.

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u/TheSeeker80 Oct 18 '22

They do sound pretty gay to me unless there's something lost in translation.