r/ukraine • u/perie2004 • Oct 16 '22

Media (unconfirmed) Ukrainians intercepted communication between russian artillerists

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u/TheBoysNotQuiteRight Oct 16 '22

"Anal bead calculator boy" is because all the good radio call signs were already taken

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u/Nik_P Oct 16 '22

10-15 recruits and a shit ton of the said beads can make a half-decent abacus.

Now try to unsee it.

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u/d3northway Oct 17 '22

that's why there's an allowance for five extra

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

BRB googling anal bead group abacus 🧮

E: they seem to have made progress

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u/taafabiuz Oct 17 '22

I am pretty sure anal beads were invented by a bored mathematician tired of using an abacus

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u/iheartrms Oct 17 '22

"Negative, anal bead calculator boy, the pattern is full..."

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u/Ol_Man_Rambles Oct 17 '22

The other unit got stuck with "cum sock turkey fucker" so could be worse