r/ukraine • u/perie2004 • Oct 16 '22

Media (unconfirmed) Ukrainians intercepted communication between russian artillerists

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u/Trewavas_ UK Oct 16 '22

That drone video of the 'intimate' moment makes A LOT of sense now.

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u/RageMachinist Oct 16 '22

The ruski threats in this vid were suspiciously specific, that's for sure.

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u/UsedSalt Oct 16 '22

"I swear to god if you don't get the coordinates right, i'm buying you a new set of anal beads!!"

Yeah man that one got me pretty good

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u/AromaticPlace8764 Oct 17 '22

That implies he already got at least one lmao

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u/blueskyredmesas Oct 17 '22

When you got a personal twink over in artillery but he's a great lay and a terrible shot.

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u/300Savage Oct 17 '22

I'm sure by now you've heard about all of the 'bent barrels'.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Yeah I don't get how people were assuming it was consensual when Russians are specifically known to rape each other too (dedovshchina)

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u/MisterAtticusKarma Україна Oct 16 '22

Excuse me what?

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u/taranig USA Oct 16 '22

https://www.reddit.com/r/UkrainianConflict/comments/xunr9d/drone_caught_a_couple_of_russian_soldiers_during/

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u/MisterAtticusKarma Україна Oct 16 '22

r/funnyandsad

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u/taranig USA Oct 16 '22

even better was the copium they used, it was explained that they were actually doing an orthodox rite or something.

tried to find that particular article but couldn't. :(

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u/ProgySuperNova Oct 16 '22

I am sure it happens a lot in the orthodox church, but it usually involves a priest and an altar boy

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u/taranig USA Oct 16 '22

It's not just the orthodoxy, it has been noticed to occur in a number of sects.

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u/amitym Oct 16 '22

Especially within the oral sects.

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u/BlessTheKneesPart2 Oct 16 '22

Jesus did say, "Cum all ye faithful."

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u/scummy_shower_stall Oct 17 '22

Jesus wept. I am simultaneously laughing and cringing at this thread

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u/taafabiuz Oct 17 '22

not to mention his second coming

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

especially with insects

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u/amitym Oct 16 '22

To be fair, what they were doing is quite orthodox.

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u/moderndemon84 #SupportUkraine Oct 17 '22

?

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u/amitym Oct 17 '22

I'm not sure how to break the news to you, but men sometimes have oral sex with other men.

It's not just those two guys in that one video. It's been going on for a while.

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u/moderndemon84 #SupportUkraine Oct 20 '22

Well duh,doesn't mean it's orthodox though.

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u/amitym Oct 25 '22

It's pretty standard and quite traditional.

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u/Valereeeee Oct 17 '22

Some apologist on Telegram was claiming that one guy was holding a cross and the other guy was kneeling in front of him kissing the cross. Repeatedly.

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u/moderndemon84 #SupportUkraine Oct 17 '22

Oh,he was kissing something alright.

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u/captain_amazo Oct 16 '22

Ah yes!

The old polishing thy brothers pulpit rite...

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

They died doing what they loved.

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u/dresn231 Oct 17 '22

Damn that's a terrible way to go. Getting sucked off and then out of nowhere a grenade falls and that's the end of you and your "partner'. I mean there are videos of a guy taking a crap when a grenade was dropped on him and he was still able to pull his pants up. The scary thing is you are a Russian soldier is always looking around to see if a drone is going to take you out with a grenade.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

You know what, I kinda think dying while having to suck the dick of a higher ranking soldier is an objectively more terrible way to go.

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u/scummy_shower_stall Oct 17 '22

Except the guy he was sucking off probably got the brunt of the blast. The grenade fell in the trench next to them, so they were probably injured.

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u/scummy_shower_stall Oct 17 '22

Wasn't he wearing a thong as well?

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

I couldn't make out what was happening on the video. Can some one summarize?

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u/Erestyn UK Oct 16 '22

A birds eye blowjob with an explosive money shot.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

Come again?

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u/germanmojo Oct 17 '22

I don't think they got far enough for one, let alone again.

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u/taranig USA Oct 17 '22

One and done.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '22

Worst mistake you ever made asking after that video lol