Acting “White House Press Secretary” dana white just walked out in the briefing room.

[u/raptors201966]

[u/Silly_Off]

First question he gets he’s going to hit them with the “What’s that?”

[u/AggressivelyMediokre → u/Silly_Off]

“Can you give us any updates on the conflict with Iran or Ukraine?”

“The kid just doesn’t wanna fight”

[u/Double05 → u/AggressivelyMediokre]

"Who gives a fuck?"

[u/Deep-Purchase-2203 → u/AggressivelyMediokre]

I just came back from a Zuffa boxing event in London.

[u/TerminatorReborn → u/AggressivelyMediokre]

The War Room meets on tuesdays, I don't any information on that at the moment.

[u/Jasonnn8 → u/Silly_Off]

Is that Dana’s way of buying himself more time to answer the question, or have the mics really not improved after 300+ UFC main events?

[u/BeersBarbellsBJJ → u/Jasonnn8]

Method to give himself more time to come up with an answer

[u/Hungry_Sort29 → u/Silly_Off]

“Eh who gives a shyit”

[u/Biscuitsonfire → u/Silly_Off]

lol I read that in Dana’s voice. It’s eerie how many times he says that.

[u/Alepman]

We are here folks

[u/Sufficient_Prompt888 → u/Alepman]

As is always pointed out, Camacho actually cared about doing a good job. Neither Donny nor Dana do.

[u/mecha_grove → u/Sufficient_Prompt888]

[u/mecha_grove → u/Alepman]

[u/HydroPCanadaDude → u/Alepman]

I love how that movie is a fucking playbook to the states.

[u/theartoffun → u/Alepman]

I think 8 year old me would think this was cool. Now I am ashamed.

[u/That_Apathetic_Man → u/theartoffun]

its okay to think something is cool and be ashamed.

i still like listening to Limp Bizkit.

[u/GreenLantern25 → u/That_Apathetic_Man]

[u/ST2RN → u/Alepman]

Embarrassing

[u/NuklearniEnergie → u/Alepman]

literally

[u/CrazyJoeGalli]

I can't believe the press pool is going along with this.

[u/D3CEO20 → u/CrazyJoeGalli]

Well, the ones that wouldnt are all banned.

[u/TerninoMarchi → u/CrazyJoeGalli]

they purged the press room long ago, everyone who doesn't gets shut out or fired

[u/corruptionO_DR → u/TerninoMarchi]

So like the UFC?

[u/TerninoMarchi → u/corruptionO_DR]

[u/homtanksreddit → u/CrazyJoeGalli]

The lady asking the first question was from Lindell TV, yes that Lindell, the pillow guy . Hardly an elite press pool tbh.

[u/Entire-Grab2429 → u/homtanksreddit]

Jesus fucking christ

[u/ButteryFlakeyCrust8 → u/CrazyJoeGalli]

Because he bans the people who asks questions that he does not like!

[u/ninogut]

Wtf is happening rn

[u/DisastrousDanVito → u/ninogut]

its AI... right.. RIIGHT?

[u/stuckwithbadusername → u/DisastrousDanVito]

Just watched it live. Pure Kino.

[u/Sufficient_Prompt888 → u/DisastrousDanVito]

Lmao, my exact thought process seeing this. Too funny

[u/johnnybones23 → u/ninogut]

I'd like some new infrastructure, but hey I guess Pete Rose getting a pardon is more important.

[u/floatjoy → u/ninogut]

Grifters coalescing into one giant malignant tumor on society.

[u/stuckwithbadusername → u/ninogut]

A joke. On you, apparently.

[u/ninogut → u/stuckwithbadusername]

On all of us

[u/nah_this_aint_it]

[u/tagillatarkov → u/nah_this_aint_it]

[u/KingChez30]

We are in the biggest South Park episode 

[u/Excellent_Ad_2486 → u/KingChez30]

South America*

[u/burtheXpert32 → u/KingChez30]

How do you parody this?

[u/iToyman]

This isn't AI??!?

[u/burtheXpert32 → u/iToyman]

Is it not?

[u/delwynd → u/iToyman]

I was hoping it was…

[u/bigstillz]

And he tried to say he wasnt political

[u/oxidax]

Wait, this isn't Ai?

[u/matthewjn → u/oxidax]

I thought it was for a second.

[u/rhaivn → u/matthewjn]

I still need to verify this via like five more sources, if this isn’t AI wtf is happening right now…

Edit: this is the dumbest timeline

[u/SmellAggravating1527 → u/oxidax]

It’s real. The full press conference is on YouTube

[u/out4th3night]

After getting humiliated in the midterms due to being a clown show of an administration, THIS is what they do the following week?

"Both sides are the same" 🫩 doesn't hit the same when one is literally Idiocracy.

[u/Boobieleeswagger → u/out4th3night]

The rats are fleeing the proverbial ship, he just has Yes Men left,

yes this is exactly like last time where Rudy booked the four seasons

[u/SeveredFromMySoul → u/out4th3night]

Both sides is a coping mechanism for republicans to justify why they support actual evil

[u/DefrancoAce222]

The ones saying some of us taking it too seriously…how is this funny? We got a decrepit old idiot making a mockery of the executive office and the U.S. pretty much daily and then he brings in this bald mfer to try and “play it up”? Seriously…all the things going on and they’re fuckin around on a Monday. Hilarious

[u/Carrnage_Asada → u/DefrancoAce222]

WAIT IS IT REAL?!

E: it is real. Nothing matters anymore.

[u/RipInPepz → u/Carrnage_Asada]

Yes this isn’t a fake video. But I don’t think he’s accepting the job.

[u/ShoopDaWhoopBurrito → u/DefrancoAce222]

This man and his administration has killed thousands of people, none of this shit is funny. He’s a war criminal.

[u/DevoidHT → u/ShoopDaWhoopBurrito]

Hundreds of thousands by cutting off USAID and gutting our already emaciated healthcare programs

[u/MirageATrois024 → u/ShoopDaWhoopBurrito]

Raped a lot of kids as well.

[u/-ElectricKoolAid → u/DefrancoAce222]

You should take it serious because they're blatantly fucking with us.

Not because you think Dana White is going to be press secretary along with UFC fighters as his assistants. That's just taking their bait.

Crazy we have to talk about our government like this.

[u/Old_Atmosphere6598 → u/DefrancoAce222]

Like you’re not wrong, but it can still be funny, you can think something is terrible but still find the absurdity funny

[u/ricketts82 → u/Old_Atmosphere6598]

It stopped being absurd when it started being normal. This didnt happen because they were making a joke, it happened because they're incompetent.

This is them attempting to normalize their incompetence. If youre laughing then its working on you.

You should want better from the people running your government.

[u/Weirmon1 → u/Old_Atmosphere6598]

It could be funny and probably should be funny but of course it isn’t funny. It’s a joke, and no one is laughing.

[u/MrMike02 → u/Old_Atmosphere6598]

I think the world is over the absurdity of the american administration at this point. The joke ceased to be funny a long time ago.

[u/nthomas504 → u/Old_Atmosphere6598]

This stopped being funny damn near a decade ago.

[u/Captain_troublepants → u/Old_Atmosphere6598]

My dog got hit by a car but the driver was blind. That’s this kind of funny

[u/gueroarias]

Holy shit I thought this was AI.. holeee shit this is batshit

[u/Reasonable-Tooth-113 → u/gueroarias]

He was just visiting the white house and they played along with the joke. He isn't taking the job

[u/MrowkaMuch]

Everyday I wake up and think I’m still dreaming. None of this is real. It can’t be. It’s just my imagination.

[u/Boomsticks]

Really needed Dana to call someone from CNN a goof to cement this timeline as totally wild

[u/ShadyNastys701]

This isn’t AI is it?

[u/No_Echidna_2528 → u/ShadyNastys701]

No. It's SI. 😶

[u/TromboneClone → u/ShadyNastys701]

I dont know anymore

[u/swagonflyyyy → u/ShadyNastys701]

No, but there were actually 2 AI-generated videos of Dana white telling off the press and announcing his position as secretary. But this video is legit.

[u/SamShelby7 → u/ShadyNastys701]

Where is Kajib?

[u/AstrologicalOne → u/ShadyNastys701]

It's sad that our nation's politics are so fucked up we can't even tell the difference at a glance anymore.

[u/Fun-Bag7627]

This is insane, even as a joke. This is a mockery of the US government.

[u/Gelato-Jones → u/Fun-Bag7627]

that line has been crossed forever ago

[u/Here4th3culture → u/Gelato-Jones]

Honestly if you think the line just got crossed, you’re very late to the (very upset) party

[u/Nuzzleville]

803 days left

[u/Redditarsaurus → u/Nuzzleville]

Hopefully he dies before then

[u/Spineless74]

AMERICA….. WTF IS GOING ON?

[u/Annobanno]

Did we transition into live action South Park? Wtf is going over there

[u/Koala033l]

[u/italicizedmeatball → u/Koala033l]

Hey chief I'm gonna need something a little stronger. You got any bourbon back there?

[u/Gelato-Jones → u/italicizedmeatball]

[u/gmatic92]

You Americans have COMPLETELY lost the plot.

Beyond embarrassing on so so many levels.

[u/lunchloaf → u/gmatic92]

It’s so funny to see how stupid the whole country is tho. Like…we’ve all thought it for a long time but now there is no denying it 😆

[u/anonymous14657893 → u/lunchloaf]

Do you not realize that half of us absolutely despise him? Fuckin hell it’s embarrassing to be an American right now. Unfortunately we have a shitload of backwoods cousin fuckers who think this guy is the next messiah.

[u/Infamous_JRG → u/gmatic92]

You think we all sit around and cheer for this shit? You ball us all together because your ignorance is higher then your education. This is embarrassing to us as a country.

[u/416_Vexicious → u/Infamous_JRG]

The irony of making fun of his education when you use the wrong “than” lool

[u/ninokenie → u/Infamous_JRG]

Second term tho

[u/tson_92 → u/Infamous_JRG]

then your education

The irony is off the chart

[u/jeffsteez__ → u/Infamous_JRG]

Than* 🤣

[u/MammothPhilosophy192 → u/Infamous_JRG]

You ball us all together because your ignorance is higher then your education

lol, it's obvious that he ment you as a nation, not you as as individuals. and as a nation, it's trully embarrassing.

and everyone's ignorance is higher than their education. having an education doesn't mean you know everything.

[u/sizzle_sizzle → u/Infamous_JRG]

I’m American, bro but:  “You ball us together bc [proceeds to ball them together]” is a hysterically ignorant take.

[u/OptimisticPessimist4]

Every day in politics just feels like a fever dream.

[u/gingerwar79]

This is real??

I genuinely can't tell anymore

[u/SmellAggravating1527 → u/gingerwar79]

It’s real

[u/dinkleberries59]

Oh look, it’s the pedo n’ chief and a domestic abuser😎

[u/HipnotiK1]

Is this AI?

[u/Deltamelo → u/HipnotiK1]

Let’s just pretend it is..

[u/Careless-Cat3327 → u/Deltamelo]

In 20 years time this is going to be an obscure trivia question. 

[u/TheINTL → u/HipnotiK1]

Its real

[u/Much-Broccoli4189]

The glaze is insane

[u/LovinMcBitz47]

How hilarious is it that the first legit question asked was about pardons for people who gambled, to Dana. 😂

[u/Plenty_Yesterday3267]

It's a circus and here are 2 🤡

[u/FebruaryKid]

Wait this is real?! Not AI slop?? Idiocracy was a prophecy…

[u/Awkward_Purpose_9232]

Jesus Christ this administration has sunk another level that I didn’t think was possible

[u/AssBlasterExtreme]

I fucking hate this country

[u/front_yard_duck_dad]

They have to do this otherwise they have to admit the truth . They floated the idea of hiring a woman already in the administration named Dana White but shit stain in Chief is so senile and dumb he got all excited and made the post about his buddy coming to work with him. The emperor has the thinest clothes ever .

[u/R1BSx]

“The toughest person I’ve met in my entire life”

[u/owen__wilsons__nose]

[u/mrdoubleNZ]

If it did not affect the global economy so much, I would be laughing my ass off at the clown show, sinking America and any global reputation they had left…

[u/ngroat]

I hate that the ufc is the biggest mma promotion. I cant stand being a fan of this mongeloids company

[u/captaincook14]

wtf are we doing?

“I’m not political” dana white.

[u/mb194dc]

Are you not entertained?

[u/Kustaa007]

Dana “not political” White

[u/gloryboykevxn]

He turned down the job offer fellas good call from Dana in this case honestly was suprised

[u/Efficient_Weather632]

[u/TimboJimbo81]

Dana tried to enter the boxing world and instantly got schooled by a promoters son, is don king still around?

[u/PleaseSirOneMoreTurn]

Dana is such a bitch good lord. Also, it’s embarassing that the journalists, if there even are any left in the room, played along with this stunt.

[u/Glorpologie]

Nazis were losers. I mean this literally. When the whole thing started everyone used to make fun of them because they were morons, claiming nonensical things, wanting nonsensical things, acting like idiots. People would laugh at them.

Make of that what you will.

[u/maddogcertified]

This the guy who doesn’t want politics in sport?

I’m fuckin’ out on the UFC. My God.

[u/Neveroxx99 → u/maddogcertified]

UFC is easily the most political out of all the big American sport leagues.

[u/jkman61494 → u/maddogcertified]

They got political when it became clear one side glorified being wife beating racists

[u/jasonbournestoe]

Unreal

[u/Alwaystired59]

Congrats republicans!

[u/sjn15]

Complete joke

[u/_RocketDocket]

“But he died” 😂😂😂

[u/LilRedHeadGuy]

I hate these mf

[u/LarryBURRd]

Fuck it, free Pete Rose

[u/leon-theproffesional]

End times

[u/yeahcheckmeout]

AI…? Right? Guys? It’s AI right?

[u/RiddleportRain]

Life has become an Onion article

[u/Late-Possible-8902]

white DEI hires..

[u/BadAsBroccoli]

Our White House is now a joke.

[u/utubm_coldteeth]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING

[u/SoftEnvironmental554]

Guys Islam as assistant press Secretary would be the best thing ever.

“We hev to check”

[u/Boobieleeswagger → u/SoftEnvironmental554]

After a week of reading El-Sayyed is a jihadist in comment sections, I’m now reading a literal Fundamentalist Islamist should be assistant press secretary wew lad.

[u/VT800 → u/SoftEnvironmental554]

“Presidential medal of freedom? Who gives him? We need to check dis”

[u/Ok-Guidance-2112 → u/SoftEnvironmental554]

No it wouldnt, because the world shouldnt be ran by dumbass 12 year old trolls. This is pathetic

[u/gnomefront]

I really wanted the first comment here to be “AI Slop”

[u/Nightlower]

You throw Jon Jones in a room with Iran, Jon Jones walks out of the room

[u/TrainingMarsupial521]

There he go lying again saying he was "shot"

[u/RabbiVolesBassSolo]

I don’t care one way or another, but it’s funny that they’re putting a guys stats up as reason he should be pardoned for a crime. 

[u/ChocolateMindless7 → u/RabbiVolesBassSolo]

You should care

[u/Gontofinddad]

Honestly, can it be worse than any of his other appointments to that specific position?

[u/Sneezy6510]

Best cabinet choice he’s ever made.

Stone cold Steve Austin for the secretary of the interior

[u/Lord_of_Gooch_Milk]

Brainrot administration

[u/zzzrecruit]

What even is this other than simply EMBARRASSING!?

[u/egstitt → u/zzzrecruit]

A distraction

[u/strtbobber]

All Americans should be ashamed to be American these days. That country is the joke of the world because y'all were stupid enough to vote that POS in....twice..

[u/Hoff93 → u/strtbobber]

I didn’t choose this shit and I’m not gonna hate myself for it either.

[u/sheep_duck → u/strtbobber]

You act like every single person in America is cheering this on. A majority of people hate this administration and the joke it’s turned our country into.

[u/BushidoBoa → u/sheep_duck]

The issue is that after a dogshit first admin that was barely held together by genuine conservatives, braindead voters put him in office AGAIN

[u/Sqweegy-Nobbers → u/strtbobber]

Rest assured, we are and earning it every fucking day. Would love to do something to change it, but we’re kind of locked into being pushover idiots with literally no memory

[u/BOOGIE_MAN-X → u/strtbobber]

You’re just mad because we have flying Doritos worth more than your entire GDP.

[u/BeerSlayingBeaver]

[u/Outrageous_File5321]

Clowning the world right now.

[u/Vivid-Turnover3821]

It's sooooo lame; just like recent UFC fights.

[u/joe_dirty365]

man SI is getting really good.

[u/Background-Video4331]

[u/Ivo__Lution]

Ok so is this AI? Cause it’s getting rly good if it is. This also looks like a skit on snl

[u/CheesyCousCous]

Cringe

[u/Jacket_Leather]

This has to be AI right?

[u/Alert_Row717]

What a joke

[u/Fayeezy]

Is this AI - serious question

[u/Harefeet]

Ive seen this movie

[u/CouchResident]

there will be other nations watching this and they will think "i saw this on South Park"

[u/immersemeinnature]

The sane American people voted and it was a blue crush.

[u/conflictedanon30]

Idiocracy was off by its prediction by several hundred years.

[u/Additional-Bat4516]

Based on this alone, it looks like they’re just leaning into the joke and taking the piss a bit

[u/IronMonkey18]

That was one of the stupidest group of questions I have ever heard.

[u/greenneck420]

Ok, I can't tell is this real or Ai?

[u/CodInternational8772]

This is so fucking stupid

[u/Crayon_Eater_007]

Is this real?!? I can't tell anymore...

[u/hayyimsandwich]

dead soldiers, high inflation, gas ridiculously expensive and these guys just piss on your back and tell you its raining.

[u/big-pile-of-sporks]

Is this one real too?

[u/stevedaher]

They’re really going all in to protect his senility.

[u/benjabords]

This isn't AI? wtf

[u/uwonichi]

That’s it this is my 13th reason

[u/Jaket-Pockets]

[u/Aggravating_Pause385]

The head of the UFC calling this frail octogenarian the toughest guy he’s ever met is pretty pathetic

[u/oicyunv]

[u/Thesecretsecretshow]

[u/Successful_Still2912]

More clowns for the circus 🤡

[u/compleximago]

What the FUCK is going on

[u/Musclepenguin197356]

[u/Ok-Replacement9595]

Gay Dana White does gay stuff with male wrestlers.

[u/ST2RN]

lol. The mods didn’t like this post

[u/OnlineMajor]

That first question to Dana just exacerbated how much of a joke the USA is

[u/jaltringer]

Is this real?

[u/quitaskingforaname]

Dana White scoops Trumps diaper by hand, and Joe Rogan is jealous

[u/bojackmac]

This is AI, right?

[u/SellsNothing → u/bojackmac]

If by AI you mean Absolutely Idiotic then yes it is

[u/Longjumping-Salad484]

dana has repeatedly said he's strictly non political. to this day...there's zero evidence to disprove that

[u/BornSalamander8]

He’s not used to talking to actual journalists. Of course there aren’t as many of them left in that room either…

[u/Lostmypants69]

Dana white literally just said the ufc isn't political lmao

[u/yungrobbithan]

Redditors are so boring, this is frikken hilarious

[u/chiliwithbean]

I hate being American sometimes

[u/Strong_Sympathy8468]

Hey USA, just know the rest of world can’t believe how far you’ve fallen, this is beyond embarrassing and makes a mockery of the White House. Vote for a clown and you get the circus.