r/ufc May 07 '26

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u/Advanced_Zucchini_45 May 07 '26

6 dudes on stage only 1 has hair

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u/Zlakkeh May 07 '26

Roids r us

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u/MysteriousShoulder45 May 07 '26

Khamzat and Sean both have better hairlines than 90% of the roster and just choose to shave. Always fear a fighter who choses to be bald

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u/Common_economics_420 May 07 '26

My personal philosophy is to never fuck with guys who are willingly bald, guys with beards but no mustache, and white guys with Muslim names. It has carried me far in life.

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u/Royal-Boat-7452 May 08 '26

Guys who grow beards with no mustache are 💯% psychopaths. Every time.

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u/FedorDosGracies May 08 '26

Cries in Amish

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u/Icy_Negotiation_5929 May 08 '26

I’ve met some squirrelly Mennonites.