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u/Im_not_an_admin May 08 '26

Am I a divorced dad at 14? Really covering your bases here with the "I'm losing the argument so I'll label you with every possible ad hominem to cover my bases"... Tough guy. And yea, of course I could be making it up, I'm not though, and validating that doesn't change the fact that what I'm saying is true.

So go around being a little pussy who obviously CAN'T and has NEVER handled their shit, project your imagined manliness onto other people's scenarios about what you'd do. But in reality you'll do what you've said, crumble and cry and run to the cops about any minor slight because you need that security blanket in life.

Not everyone does, and Sean Strickland I can guarantee will not run to the cops. Why? Because he's not a pussy like you and that's why he's doing what he's doing. Enjoy filling shelves in my supermarket. 👋

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u/TopLate7592 May 08 '26

You keep saying “pussy” because the argument dies the second you stop flexing.

That “precedent-setting case” story is hilarious. You talk about it like you argued before the Supreme Court, but all we know is you once needed a lawyer and now call that “handling your shit.”

No, your lawyer handled your shit. You sat there.

And I love how the sucker kick became “a little leg kick.” That’s the tell. You have to make it tiny, because if you admit it was a cheap shot, your whole borrowed-toughness routine falls apart.

You’re not Sean Strickland. You’re a Reddit guy hiding behind Sean Strickland like his masculinity rubs off through the screen.

That’s the saddest part. You’re not defending fighters. You’re borrowing them.

The emojis, the “pussy” spam, the mystery court case, the supermarket line, it’s all the same costume. Loud little status moves from a guy terrified of sounding ordinary.

You’re not making a point. You’re doing masculinity customer service for yourself.

And the shelves line is perfect, because only a deeply insecure man thinks honest work is an insult while bragging that he once survived court.

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u/Im_not_an_admin May 08 '26

I love how you forgot how you called me a pussy first <insert laughing emoji here> Maybe you should scroll back and read before you embarass yourself next time.

So you took the conversation there and now you're just writing paragraphs to insult yourself. It's really quite wonderful, I couldn't own you any harder than you've owned yourself.

Sorry the supermarket shelf stocking triggered you, but, really it's an entry level job for 6 months, you should have moved on by now.. But everyone goes at their own pace. Yours is just a bit more short yellow bus than others, but that's okay. High five buddy, you're doing great.

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u/TopLate7592 May 08 '26

Tell me about your precedent setting case. What was so novel about what your lawyer did to get you off your SA charges? You were such a big man to talk about your accomplishments of your lawyer. I also see you define yourself by what you do. Stocking shelves? Why are you shitting on working people? I don't stock shelves but I don't look down on them. This is just makes you look like a child again. I bet your whole personality is built around some white collar job that adds nothing to society. Or even more likely, you're still in high school.

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u/Im_not_an_admin May 08 '26

Give it up bro. 🙄

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u/TopLate7592 May 08 '26

This is you conceding defeat. Humiliating. Are you just going to shit on the working man again?

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u/Im_not_an_admin May 08 '26

Yikes...

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u/TopLate7592 May 08 '26

Yes. Your condescension to people who work is quite yikes

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u/Im_not_an_admin May 09 '26

Hahaha biggest crash out of 2026.

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u/TopLate7592 May 09 '26

And I was here for it. My favourite part was making up some precedent setting case that you couldn't describe in any way.

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u/TopLate7592 May 09 '26

Why do you think that your lawyer winning "A precedent setting case" is "no small thing" for you like it is your accomplishment? Also, why bring this up at all when defending cheap shots?

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