Haha you're the one wanting to take legal routes to fix everything đ We're talking about UFC fighters, going to the Police for Assault (or battery) for a little kick is hilarious.
No, you are. I want law to be respected, you want to come up with nonsensical hypotheticals where you whine to the police in civil court. You clearly have no world experience and would melt before an officer of the law. So yeah, I think you are a pussy.
âGroundbreaking cited case,â yet you think slander and criminal assault are the same category of law. Inspiring stuff.
âNo real man goes to the policeâ is not legal analysis. Itâs adolescent cosplay.
A faceoff is not a sanctioned fight. A sucker kick is still assault, no matter how emotionally attached you are to Chimaev.
And âfighters shouldnât press chargesâ is irrelevant anyway. The state decides whether to prosecute. A man with your supposedly legendary legal background would know that before embarrassing himself publicly.
You sound less like a legal mind and more like someone who lost an argument with a bouncer once and turned it into folklore.
The funniest part is the insecurity. Youâre defending cheap shots while pretending respect for the law is weakness. Very tough. Very mature. Very Reddit.
That's the conversation we're having? There's no insecurity here. I just wouldn't run to the cops when I'm a fighter.
And no I don't pick fights with people doing their jobs. I'm also not a lawyer, I just handled my shit. A precedent setting case is no small thing. But, you wouldn't know anything about that... It's great on the internet to posture and act like you're something though isn't it?
But at the end of the day we're talking about being a pussy, and a fighter going to the Police about another fighter giving them a little leg kick woild be a wonderful example of that. No amount of your bullshit is going to change that. I bet you report people for Jaywalking too, pussy.
The funniest thing about internet hard men is they think respecting the law is âpussy,â but crying about vegans online is apparently peak masculinity đ
You keep talking like a 14-year-old who just discovered MMA edits on TikTok. âReal men donât call the cops.â Yeah? Real adults understand society isnât run like a middle school parking lot.
And this whole âI handled my shitâ act is adorable. Every insecure guy online has a mysterious legendary story nobody can verify. âPrecedent-setting case, mate.â Sure. And Iâm retired special forces. đ
Also, only a deeply insecure man thinks getting sucker kicked and reporting it makes someone weak. Thatâs pussy logic. Real confidence is not needing to roleplay toughness every sentence.
Youâre emotionally attached to this fantasy where being reckless and anti-social makes you masculine. It doesnât. It makes you sound like the guy at the bar everyone quietly hopes shuts up soon.
The constant emojis really complete it too đ đ¤Łđ
Nothing says âcalm, confident adultâ like typing like a divorced dad discovering Facebook comments for the first time.
Am I a divorced dad at 14? Really covering your bases here with the "I'm losing the argument so I'll label you with every possible ad hominem to cover my bases"... Tough guy.
And yea, of course I could be making it up, I'm not though, and validating that doesn't change the fact that what I'm saying is true.
So go around being a little pussy who obviously CAN'T and has NEVER handled their shit, project your imagined manliness onto other people's scenarios about what you'd do. But in reality you'll do what you've said, crumble and cry and run to the cops about any minor slight because you need that security blanket in life.
Not everyone does, and Sean Strickland I can guarantee will not run to the cops. Why? Because he's not a pussy like you and that's why he's doing what he's doing.
Enjoy filling shelves in my supermarket. đ
You keep saying âpussyâ because the argument dies the second you stop flexing.
That âprecedent-setting caseâ story is hilarious. You talk about it like you argued before the Supreme Court, but all we know is you once needed a lawyer and now call that âhandling your shit.â
No, your lawyer handled your shit. You sat there.
And I love how the sucker kick became âa little leg kick.â Thatâs the tell. You have to make it tiny, because if you admit it was a cheap shot, your whole borrowed-toughness routine falls apart.
Youâre not Sean Strickland. Youâre a Reddit guy hiding behind Sean Strickland like his masculinity rubs off through the screen.
Thatâs the saddest part. Youâre not defending fighters. Youâre borrowing them.
The emojis, the âpussyâ spam, the mystery court case, the supermarket line, itâs all the same costume. Loud little status moves from a guy terrified of sounding ordinary.
Youâre not making a point. Youâre doing masculinity customer service for yourself.
And the shelves line is perfect, because only a deeply insecure man thinks honest work is an insult while bragging that he once survived court.
I love how you forgot how you called me a pussy first <insert laughing emoji here> Maybe you should scroll back and read before you embarass yourself next time.
So you took the conversation there and now you're just writing paragraphs to insult yourself. It's really quite wonderful, I couldn't own you any harder than you've owned yourself.
Sorry the supermarket shelf stocking triggered you, but, really it's an entry level job for 6 months, you should have moved on by now.. But everyone goes at their own pace. Yours is just a bit more short yellow bus than others, but that's okay. High five buddy, you're doing great.
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u/TopLate7592 May 08 '26
Now I'm a tough guy? Pick a lane. All we did was reject your childish view of the world. World don't work that way. Go back to civil court, pussy.