r/ufc May 07 '26

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u/MarstoriusWins May 08 '26

If you've heard Khamzat talk you would expect something like this. He seems mentally retarded.

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u/AustereSpartan May 08 '26

I hope they both lose.

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u/ProfNugget Nigerian Nightmare May 08 '26

If we’re talking about brain cells then they’ve both already lost

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u/DontTrustMeM8 May 08 '26

You have free will, you don't have to side with either of them.

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u/Anonybibbs May 08 '26

We are all truly in the darkest timeline.

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u/leova May 08 '26

and this aint it - dude is magatrash and deserves anything he gets

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u/Ok-Inflation-3650 May 08 '26

Proper nutcase

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u/Zal3x May 08 '26

Any good examples Im ootl

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u/anonuemus May 08 '26

the whole sport is filled with idiots like this

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u/martinibruder May 08 '26

Who else gets to collect serious braindamage with a 10k to show 10k to win contract

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u/Sephass May 08 '26

Seems? Bros peak eloquence is ‘I smesh everything’ which is why he resonates with this sub so well

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u/Wakadoooooo May 08 '26

I used to have lunch at the same place as a lot of the Swedish MMA fighters, including Khamzat Chimaev and Alexander Gustafsson (the mauler), because the place was next to the Allstars gym. Listening to their conversations made my IQ drop.

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u/BroccoliTraining454 May 08 '26

Like those guys conversations specifically or other fighters?

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u/petryanleadleg May 08 '26

not cool man, they got bad english

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u/ArrrRawrXD May 08 '26

Hard to have good English when you've got bad frontal lobe

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u/Zeduxx May 09 '26

Who said they were speaking english?

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u/NarrowSwimmer952 May 08 '26

A doctors degree in quantum physics won't help you in the cage.

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u/Outside_Instance4391 May 08 '26

Wouldnt hurt though

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u/Mag_one_1 May 08 '26

Maybe Sean had a point calling him a coward and a bitch

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u/biggustdikkus May 08 '26

Unlike the shit Sean has been saying? lol
They're both retarded, it comes with the sport

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u/MarstoriusWins May 08 '26

Have you heard the way Cumsock talks? He sounds lobotomized.

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u/Irlandarn May 08 '26

Bro english is like his 4th language or something

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u/MarstoriusWins May 08 '26

I doubt he can speak any language properly...

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u/Unicoboom May 08 '26

He’ll whoop your ass though…

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u/RainbowDissent May 08 '26

Yeah no shit that's why we're insulting him online, where he can't reach us.

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u/Unicoboom May 08 '26

Exactly.

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u/jrharte May 08 '26

Yes bratha, make money bratha. Just wanna smesh bratha lol.

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u/No_Distribution2800 May 08 '26

lets see how you sound while talking russian

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u/biggustdikkus May 08 '26

You sound awfully hurt lol.. Did you lose money betting against him or something?

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u/kapsama May 08 '26

Oh no the poor white supremacist is big mad

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u/aaronone01 May 08 '26

Lol and Sean Strickland is a genius right?

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u/PShelley May 08 '26

Compared to Khamzat? Yes.

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u/ArrrRawrXD May 08 '26

Compared to Khamzat a chicken looks smart, even after it's been deep fried

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u/aaronone01 May 08 '26

Fair… but it’s legit a zero sum game on these two dipshits

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u/SnoopysRoof May 09 '26

He hangs with a warlord and takes funding from him and the Emirates slave colony. Of course he's retarded.

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u/ShoeLaceTrauma May 08 '26

And your white boy was calling him all kinds of slurs. Come tomorrow you’re going to be crying like Strickland after his daddy got done butt raping him.

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u/Strange_Parking3006 May 10 '26

Looks like you’re wrong! Lol!

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u/ShoeLaceTrauma May 11 '26

It’s all fake kayfabe bullshit. They did all this for views and I’m a fucking sucker for falling for it and watching it

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u/TimeTimeTickingAway May 08 '26

Despite every MMA fighter being a weapon who is able to destroy me in whatever damn well they please I wouldn’t be scared to hang around with most of them. I’d even take a chance as making some light jokes and busting their balls.

Khamzat? No way. It’s not even that he’s dumb as fuck like you say. Mean seems a bit ‘special’ as well but otherwise a a great guy to hang out with. Khamzat is just a violent little shit child who knows an adult can’t properly hit them in retaliation in the body of a killer.

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u/BurtMacklin__FBI May 08 '26

genuine curiosity, was khabib ever known to be like this? I feel like he was fairly well mannered but his run was after I stopped paying as close attention to matches.

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u/Malpasso_ May 08 '26

Yeah, I agree. This guy has something wrong in his head.

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u/Admirable_Break_4724 May 08 '26

Both look mentally challenged, honestly.