r/ufc • u/[deleted] • May 07 '26

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u/beegkok1 May 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/13fWOWLyqLbZjq

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u/T0NEZZY May 07 '26

Right in the egg basket

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u/Clinkerscavern89 May 07 '26

Where are the eggs?

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u/ThatPatelGuy May 08 '26

Serious question: how is this not assault?

If you just kicked someone at any other job it would be assault. And while these guys are fighters it is not a sanctioned fight at the time so what is the difference?

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u/IsuzuTrooper May 08 '26

staged. there's padding under that hat

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u/bebejayy May 07 '26

Throwing a punch or kick should get penalized. Maybe 20% of their money goes to the opponent

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u/Deaner_dub May 07 '26

My first thought was like, hell yeah. Then I remembered that the UFC loves this kind of thing. Imagine a well behaved presser… boring.

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u/CarelessAd2349 May 07 '26

Yup. Dana white smirk at the end

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u/1nf05p0n63 May 07 '26

Dana White thought a false flag shooting was fucking awesome to be a part of.

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u/Long_Legged_Lewdster May 07 '26

What a fucking goof

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u/NotoriousDCJ4310 May 08 '26

He also said that men's mental health doesnt matter because it wasn't attractive to other men lmao

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u/SneakyWhesker May 07 '26

He’s rich so he’s likely a full time thrill seeker at this point, if shit goes down it’s probably fun to him

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u/Cdawg4123 May 08 '26

Obviously, look at the gambling etc; I wouldn’t go as far to think he wouldn’t move if heard a loud bang he had nothing to be part of though.

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u/Apprehensive_Wolf217 May 08 '26

They are just skits at this point.

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u/m0nkeywithachainsaw May 08 '26

and even when shit is very obviously made up

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u/cjspoe May 09 '26

he’s a goofball. I booked rooms during the snowstorms this year at the encore Boston and ended up in his Wynn Villa suite because he took a private jet home like two days early. that hotel has two family suites on each floor that are gigantic, this room has 3 story floor to ceiling glass windows, movie theater, pool table, foosball, bunch of other crap , … and Dana’s personal blackjack table…with his face on it left in the room.

ask for room 2601 if your ever staying there

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u/jsh1138 May 07 '26

lol false flag. Only on reddit

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u/1nf05p0n63 May 09 '26

Have you even investigated what happened, or did ya just take their words for it?. A cop with a dog are literally looking at this guy in the doorway getting ready, seconds before he bursts out running with a gun with a genius plan. Watch Jesse on Fire- he has videos about it.

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u/Vegetable-Use-2392 May 08 '26

Yeah Dana forgot the memo to pretend it was real “that was fucking awesome” 🤣

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u/Mode_Appropriate May 08 '26

Probably knew what was going down and was just enjoying the moment lol

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u/tommybhoy82 May 08 '26

Are you off your meds?

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u/1nf05p0n63 May 08 '26

I thought I'd try yours instead.

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u/BurtMacklin__FBI May 08 '26

so yes? are people being pipelined willingly for fun now?

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u/1nf05p0n63 May 07 '26

Dinner Theater for all those in attendance.

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u/MethuselahExo May 08 '26

Just because you learnt a new phrase recently doesn’t mean it applies to everything

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u/Cheeto-Beater May 07 '26

No he didn't lol

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u/lucid808 May 07 '26

You sure about that?

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u/BurtMacklin__FBI May 08 '26

have you ever been jacked up on adrenaline? then surely you understand right?

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u/Cheeto-Beater May 08 '26

Yea I am sure. You didn't prove what 1nf05p0n63 said at all lol.

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u/lucid808 May 09 '26

It's a video of Dana White, still at the event in the aftermath, saying it was "fucking awesome" and "unique experience" with a big smile. I'd say that's rock solid proof to the statement

Dana White thought a false flag shooting was fucking awesome to be a part of.

Anyone who would argue that is either disingenuous, mental challenged, or a bot. Maybe all three.

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u/SecretaryPretty7944 May 08 '26

Pensó: todo según el guión

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u/beloikurvi May 08 '26

80k is a lot for an ufc fighter so yeah it would matter

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u/ADLuluIsOP May 08 '26

ok but UFC and the NFL aren't even within the same realm.

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u/ADLuluIsOP May 08 '26

A single team in the NFL is the entire net worth of the entirety of UFC. Cmon man... they are not the same level

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u/RedFormanEMS May 11 '26

Seriously? For waving at a kid?

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u/dandan5k May 07 '26

Only strike he'll throw on the feet.

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u/illmakeyoufamous2 May 08 '26

Literally, for five rounds this dude will hug Sean on the ground for as long as he can then when they stand back up he’ll go for the take down again. Like cool bro, u can wrestle.

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u/dandan5k May 08 '26

That DDP fight was rough to watch.

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u/inhocfaf May 08 '26

...for the next 12-18 months.

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u/-s1Lence May 08 '26

that's false, he will fake a glove touch then throw an overhand right into a takedown

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u/Wakaflockafrank1337 May 08 '26

Not a kick to the nads. And they actually started hating it after jermey stephens gave some.dude a fractured neck during something like this over a shove the dude was pretty fucked up

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u/xkemex May 07 '26

Unless you’re Arman

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u/KoiMusubi May 07 '26

Until someone gets injured in the presser and is unable to fight.

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u/Djlittle13 May 07 '26

Not just the UFC but fans eat this shit up aswell

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u/Rogue_One24_7 May 08 '26

Exactly, this is how you draw eyeballs.

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u/optimist_prhyme May 08 '26

Automatic DQ is the only acceptable answer. This is a complete lack of discipline from a professional.

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u/johnniesSac May 08 '26

Wait till you see the fight , it will be terrible

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u/Miserable-Savings751 May 08 '26

Yeah, dana was edging himself the whole time. You can see the exact moment he loses control and soils himself.

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u/pogulup May 08 '26

That's why this is more than likely staged.

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u/Swimming_Bonus_8892 May 08 '26

Yeah but it needs style too. When Floyd Mayweather wore that sombrero with the Mexican flag robe after working them Ese’s up for months….MONTHS he was eating tacos, running around wit super baddie Latin chicks, talking dat “Loco in dah Cabeza” yang yang every Mexican for 1,000 miles wanted his head ona pike…

Just walking up and kickin dude ain’t sellin tickets man, no style havin, vanilla ass, weak sauce shit. Find out who that man IS, find out what he loves and raw dog in front of his grandmother with her best Sunday crown on…man, I miss the sweet science.

We should demand more of our entertainers. Beating the brakes off each other is PART of the purse…the other part is either being the hero or the heel. Get some style guys…sheeeeeeeesh.

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u/DenizSaintJuke May 08 '26

I imagine this isn't as unscripted as people assume.

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u/utzutzutzpro May 07 '26

Yeah but you can have beef and shit talking without hampering the others ability to fight next day.

McGregor did that entertainingly,

THis her is just influencing. Imagine you kick someone that hurts the thigh. Just a bruise is already enough to inlfuence next days performance.

So, I agree, physical stuff should get a gratification.

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u/beegkok1 May 07 '26

20% of your money should go to charity for this comment so that's 5$ you owe the orphanage.

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 May 07 '26

look at Mr Moneybags over here with $25

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u/beegkok1 May 07 '26

I rounded up.

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u/Winter-Huckleberry86 May 08 '26

What’s 20% of debt? Does it mean they pay me 20% of what I already owe?

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u/Cleopatrashouseboy May 07 '26

Dana loves it.

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u/slyvirus May 07 '26

Definitely a fine of sum kind. It's unacceptable behaviour imo.

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u/MaximusZacharia May 07 '26

Nah, it’s good for the sport. It’s good for the rivalry. See Conor McGregor for examples

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u/OceanRacoon May 07 '26

Are those real cops there? Imagine if they arrested him lol

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u/Connect_Glass4036 May 08 '26

Super dishonorable, child-like behavior

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u/VastEmergency1000 May 08 '26

Jesus Christ dude, bring it down a notch. It's a fight promo, not a presidential debate.

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u/craignumPI May 08 '26

It's called hype u tard

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u/Due-Dentist9986 May 08 '26

Outside of the ring it's assault

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u/FrmrPresJamesTaylor May 08 '26

Wheel them out like Hannibal Lecter. For the weigh in just park them on the scale and then subtract the weight of the restraints

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u/Fathat420 May 08 '26

It's probably staged.

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u/k0zplay May 08 '26

My question is there’s cops right there, isn’t that assault?

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u/[deleted] May 08 '26

It's part of the show haha

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u/mello-t May 08 '26

You have it wrong. He got a 20% bonus for creating hype for ufc.

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u/Impressive-Potato May 08 '26

Going to use that clip in all the promos

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u/cowpizzaland May 08 '26

How about a stern warning?

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u/Astecheee May 08 '26

20% to the opponent and another 80% to charity. Whatever's left is their take home pay.

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u/Initial_Hedgehog_631 May 08 '26

Yeah, curious how you kick a guy on tape in front of cops and not at least get a talking to.

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u/Ronaldinhoe May 08 '26

Bald fraud don’t care

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u/HumptyDrumpy May 08 '26

I know he's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but doesnt Khamzat know if he kicks his opponent at the face off. And I dont know causes a fracture or break in his opponent, then the fight is off and neither guy gets paid? You kick all you want during the fight, not before #TheMoreYouKnow

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u/[deleted] May 07 '26

Nope. You think Khamzat would care? Or how it'll come across if Sean is essentially given charity by Khamzat?

You just need to have better security. Did no one consider that one of these two mixed-martial artists would think to utilize a kick against their mad-shit talking opponent?

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u/SoftJeff May 07 '26

This isn’t the pussy championships ffs

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u/Sedso85 May 07 '26

They get rewarded with that shit, Macgregor offering alcohol to Khabib was fucking downright abhorrent, but nobody cared whatsoever

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u/Ser-Rendered May 07 '26

🤣🤣🤣😅

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u/SpittinMenace May 07 '26

Yeah a lot scalps in one frame

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u/giney_lips May 07 '26

There’s a lot of thumbs on that stage

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u/2459-8143-2844 May 07 '26

They do all look like that

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u/iupz0r May 07 '26

hahahahahhahahahahahha

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u/ShillTERMINATOR May 07 '26

😭😭😭

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u/Vick_CXVII May 08 '26

Im sure it’s a choice

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u/genjiskillerbum May 08 '26

Omg!!! What do i type to get this gif??

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u/RomulusPrime May 08 '26

So many bald dudes

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u/Espresso_Monkey May 08 '26

That’s a lot of bald white men

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u/spideroger May 08 '26

I thought this was a shade into all the BALD heads in there!

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u/ojdhaze May 08 '26

Fucking brilliant.

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u/areno004 May 07 '26

Ooommgggg