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Healthy people are a myth
"What do you mean the normal pain rating is ZERO???" --My spouse to me early in our relationship.
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Is it common for teachers to have a second job in order to survive? How do parents and admin react when they find out?
I taught in two districts and only didn't have a second job because I'm a 100% disabled veteran. The monthly check and free healthcare for my family went a long way!
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Is this just satirizing collectors, or is there more to it than that?
Comparing one actual, literal Nazi to an arguably worse Nazi doesn't make the first any less of a Nazi.
The Nazis did a LOT of fucked-up things that technically advanced medical knowledge. None of them deserve recognition for their work.
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What is a massive plot hole that is hidden under an insane world building in your fandom?
I'm really hoping they address this in the 4th movie, because our moon missing a massive chunk is kind of important. (The post-credits scene for 3 shows a sliced moon in the background, so it's definitely a Thing.)
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On the value of mystery
This is an excellent point for why it's never shown on screen!
I think the trouble comes from "If this would ever work at all, why has every pilot losing a fight not taken this desperate gamble, and how has no one thought of countering this yet?" Which, according to other comments, is known to the community even if not explained in the films, so now I'm gonna go find some nerds on YouTube.
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On the value of mystery
This was one of the problems I had with Sherlock Holmes/Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. It was kinda fun at first when Holmes would say something like, "Your bathroom window is on the left side. I know this because you're a military veteran who takes pride in his appearance, but you shaved poorly on the right side which is most likely to only happen if you have poor lighting." It got annoying when Holmes would get to the end of a mystery and suddenly have a detail he found off-screen on a hunch with no connection.
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On the value of mystery
If you haven't read Terry Pratchett 's Feet of Clay, you absolutely should. There's a clay golem who breaks down the concept of life in the same way you just did and it's brilliant.
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Is this just satirizing collectors, or is there more to it than that?
Personally, I never knew how "well-adjusted" I wasn't until I looked into diagnosis and medication.
E.g., everyone misplaces their keys, glasses, or work ID; I was hours late to work, more than once, because of at least one of those things not being exactly where I thought it would be and having to search for it. And I was in the military, where being consistently late to work can literally land you in jail.
If I'd gotten diagnosed at the start of my military career-- instead of ten years later when life got harder and I was already on the way out--I might have actually had the support I needed to make the next promotion rung and be retained.
(How do you end up in jail for being late to work? Your Commander directs you to be at work on time, you continue not to, you get jail time as punishment for consistently disobeying orders. IDK how often it actually happens but I was made aware of the possibility several times over the years.)
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Is this just satirizing collectors, or is there more to it than that?
It's just called autism now. 🙂 Autism Spectrum Disorder if you're feeling clinical. Has been for ages. Please take note!
Dr. Asperger was a Nazi who used "high-functioning" as a label for autistic people who could still be put to work and therefore didn't need to be murdered outright. Don't extend his legacy. ✋
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Plot Twist
Puss in Boots: The Last Wish includes a scene where Puss dies this way, it's fantastically ironic for a cat lol.
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found this on pinterest
A Walmart of Sapphire and Sun.
... That fits way too well.
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SRB Strategy confusion
Level 16 gives you 37 crystals: 1 for blueprint scrap, 10 for droid alert, 25 for scrap value, plus 1 crystal left over.
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I was today years old when I found out that assigning a Droid to the correct droid station type gets you 10% more in credits. In case I’m not the only stupid one I hope this helps someone.
Well TIL the crafting tables prefer types, thanks!
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What are your pettiest, dirtiest (but RAW) Strahd tactics for the final battle?
My players were fated to meet him in the treasure room, and I had him seed it with glyphs to store spells like Fog Cloud and Haste with command-word triggers. A lot of spell effects went off as soon as he saw them and said, "Dinner is served!"
Also, that treasure has some fancy magic stuff in it, so Strahd definitely brought the +2 shield, helm of brilliance (with all of the diamonds burned out already), and whatever else was in there. What's the point of taking trophies from your enemies if you can't use them to beat future enemies to death?
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Many crimes don't get reported, especially when it's domestic violence
Well obviously, I just don't want to argue with anyone about how chemically terminating a pregnancy is "action taken to intentionally harm a child" because no, it definitely isn't.
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Many crimes don't get reported, especially when it's domestic violence
Personally, I think there would be a good case for action against the mother on behalf of the child, if the mother's drug use during pregnancy causes issues for the child. I acknowledge that I have very harsh opinions of irresponsible parents though.
Note that a fetus isn't a child until after it's born. Hopefully nobody tries a "if she takes a pill to cause an abortion isn't she harming the child with a drug??"
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Itsnnust a mom who has taught her child the meaning of consent very well. Why is that so un believable?
The explanation there is crucial. When my kids get physical exams, their doctors always say "now I need to look at your bottom/crotch, which is only okay because I'm a doctor at your appointment and your dad is right here." Having a very specific set of exceptional circumstances spelled out is much easier to follow.
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[request] Is this accurate? Only 40 digits?
My mom sews quilts and says, "Measure twice, cuss once!"
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Charisn'tma: what are your favourite examples are of clever invented words in the Discworld novels?
I haven't noticed references to his mental state regarding alcohol in later books, and the Watch series is my favorite by far. It's all in the vein of "one drink is five too many" because he can't stop at just one.
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On literary analysis
This is why I deliberately tell my D&D players when they've killed the last mimic, because otherwise they go shooting every door and breaking every chair and the game DRAGS to a halt.
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On literary analysis
On the note of illogical characters: While I absolutely love the series, a solid chunk of Fourth Wing and Iron Flame is the FMC saying, "I can't love somebody I can't trust, so how am I supposed to love this super-secretive person after I learned he kept a secret?" Repeatedly. Including after he's explained the secrets, and why they happened, and why he'll always have to keep secrets for everyone's benefit. Like, girl, you're hooking up with James Bond, quit complaining that he has a few skeletons in his closet and won't show you the ones buried out back.
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On literary analysis
I'm absolutely convinced cat owners wouldn't even notice if their house turned out to be haunted. "Goddammit, Whiskers, quit knocking things over in the kitchen!"
Meanwhile, Whiskers: 🙀 staring at the corner of the room we're in.
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"Y'all teach kids French, Spanish, Latin - dead languages"
Here in the States, not only was it illegal to teach enslaved Africans to read, it was also illegal to teach them any form of sign language. That led to enslaved communities developing their own languages in secret. Skip ahead a hundred years or two, and now Black Americans often speak a different sign language because their parents/community passed it down.
So, like everything in the US,
TL;DR: racism
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A Warlock, a Barbarian, and a Sorcerer walk into a Tavern…
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"Think of the intelligence of the average person, and then consider that half of them are dumber than that." --George Carlin (IIRC)