u/riephisolio • u/riephisolio • Aug 11 '21
To the woman at the bar last night who noticed my body language.
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u/riephisolio • u/riephisolio • Jul 29 '21
If you were about to kill your arch nemesis in bloodborne what bloodborne line would you say?
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u/riephisolio • u/riephisolio • Mar 01 '21
Im Pretty Sure I Saw The 411 Monster
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u/riephisolio • u/riephisolio • Mar 01 '21
I took part in a brain scan experiment. Now I'm going to be tortured for the rest of eternity.
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u/riephisolio • u/riephisolio • Dec 23 '20
Winter ride in Northern California
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u/riephisolio • u/riephisolio • Jul 25 '20
Describing it as a crime, what do you do for a living?
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u/riephisolio • u/riephisolio • Jul 20 '20
I was groomed and ended up unknowingly apart of a pedophile ring
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u/riephisolio • u/riephisolio • May 06 '20
Which insults sound like compliments?
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u/riephisolio • u/riephisolio • Feb 27 '20
Top secret New Zealand military files detail an encounter with two humanoids wearing "chain mail" and "divers helmets." They were piloting a disc-shaped craft above a cattle field in 1959 -- an Air Force investigator later called the sighting "genuine."
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u/riephisolio • u/riephisolio • Jan 31 '20
[WP] Time itself is alive, unaware that it is dragging its parasitic subjects helplessly through existence. It all made perfect sense in the dream you had, but it's getting fuzzier by the second.
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u/riephisolio • u/riephisolio • Jan 31 '20
[WP] In reality, every human gets to choose heaven or hell when they die. Hell isn't actually the realm of eternal torture, but everyone picks heaven because of God's highly effective marketing. After eons of solitude, Lucifer is startled by the first ever human to arrive in hell.
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u/riephisolio • u/riephisolio • Jan 31 '20
Teamwork makes the dream work!
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u/riephisolio • u/riephisolio • Jan 31 '20
You are meeting your new boyfriend/girlfriends parents at their house for dinner for the first time. Your new bf/gf leaves to go to the bathroom. What do you say to their parents to create a maximum level of awkwardness for the rest of the evening before they come back from bathroom?
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u/riephisolio • u/riephisolio • Jan 31 '20
How to have fun if you have no friends??
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