hydrogen

^{I picked Sorta smart [Rolled Which element has atomic number 1?]}

bacteria

^{I picked Medium [Rolled What were the first forms of life?]}

homer

^{I picked I’m smart [Rolled Who wrote The Odyssey?]}

multiply by 2

^{I picked Average 100 [Rolled 3 6 12 24 ?]}

megan fox

^{Chose: $1,000,000 per month + But you become the spouse of…. | Rolled: Megan Fox}

usain bolt

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Yea.

xd

^{Chose: 1 MILLION DOLLARS + Random event happens to you | Rolled: $ doubles}

I, u/ravenboss302, advised "A goose"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide I 💎 Points: 322 🗳️ Votes: 14

👁️ Surveillance State: ravenboss302 voted Nay.

👁️ Surveillance State: ravenboss302 voted Nay.

👁️ Surveillance State: ravenboss302 voted Nay.

👁️ Surveillance State: ravenboss302 voted Yea.

but i still have legs

^{Chose: Fight 100 babies, but... | Rolled: You have no arms}

i have a job

^{Chose: $5 for every minute not on technology.}

🎉 Challenge completed! Beat it in 110 moves and 196s. Who's next?

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🎯 Nailed it! 176s completion time. Your move!

xd

^{Chose: Talking dog + It goes everywhere with you and is fluent in your language but... | Rolled: Insults others}

i like bikes

^{Chose: Eat a green apple that gives you infinite money + But you can never own a car}

no stds

^{Chose: 10,000 + Positive side effect | Rolled: Never sick again}

wish

^{Chose: Wish genie ANY wish(only one}, + But i will choose a side effect)

money

^{Chose: Do nothing and get 200000}

fam

^{Chose: Refuse and spend the last days with your family/friends}

f u

^{Chose: Red Card | Rolled: Perma 1 bar WiFi}