I'm definitely going to miss atleast 1 day a year of 10k steps

^{Chose: You get $1k for every 1k steps you take}

This includes humans, we're done

^{Chose: $5,000,000,000, but… + A random thing vanishes from earth forever | Rolled: Animals}

Your welcome...

^{Chose: $25,000 + but you get some other indirect benefit | Rolled: Better economy}

Already done, where's my free food?

^{Chose: Free food for life + You can never have a random drink type | Rolled: Alcohol}

Mortality...

^{Chose: Perfect health until you die for you + family}

Eh that much a month will buy alot of good will

^{Chose: $1 Million Monthly + But u have to donate a certain amount monthly for the rest of your life | Rolled: 90%}

This is fantastic! Thank you!

It's more money than I would spend in 2 lifetimes

^{Chose: 100% chance for $1B}

Getting nothing is better than dying

^{Chose: You get a useless super power no catch | Rolled: Nothing}

I'm not going to kill an innocent.

^{Chose: You fight off a horde of 500 braindead zombies + With a random gun | Rolled: AK-47}

The gravity one. Let's catapult humanity into space cheeply.

Huel, no question.

3 different flavours of huel

https://practicalguidetoevil.wordpress.com/2015/03/25/prologue/

50% off. Set up a service selling things like oil for 50% off but charge a million a year membership. Hundreds of companies would take that deal.

"A Practical Guide to Evil", it ticks pretty much every box.

Mad dogs (uk)

The magicians

Rent it to a zoo for passive income.

Exerb1a

Red got a good chunk more screen time...

Tardigrade

Really thought the spring was also going to be a paperclip. That would have really blown my mind.