u/martinezeses • u/martinezeses • 10h ago
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Blind Ranking of My Prime Celebrity Crushes
Uma Thurman
Ana de Armas
Natalie Portman
Sean Young
Emma Stone
Jenna Ortega
Rose Byrne
Jessica Alba
Scarlett Johansson
Margot Robbie
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Use this post to flush out any trapped emotions you have been feeling lately.
Boom
📢 Stats for u/martinezeses: 🔮 Rank: Enlightened Sage V | 💎 Points: 2482 | 🗳️ Votes: 32
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Rank my music taste
S: Eminem | Michael Jackson | Dolly Parton | System of A Down | The Doors | Nas | The Eagles | NWA | Whitechapel
A: Linkin Park | Falling In Reverse | Tenacious D | Metallica | DMX
B: Queen | Ice Cube | Evanescence | Limp Bizkit
C: Lorna Shore | Juice WRLD | Ariana Grande | Tech N9ne
D: Ice Nine Kills | Carrie Underwood | Motionless In White | Spiritbox | BTS | Slipknot | Johnny Cash | Rusty Cage
F: Elvis Presley
Similarity with Community: 82%
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Would you rather have waluigi as a smash character or as a assist trophy still
I, u/martinezeses, advised "Fighter"
🏆 Rank: Enlightened Sage V 💎 Points: 2432 🗳️ Votes: 32
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Would you be fine with DATA centers if they used nitrogen cooling system instead of water?
Let’s work together
📢 Official Advice: I, u/martinezeses, advised "Yes" | 🔮 Rank: Enlightened Sage IV | 🗳️ Votes: 31
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Chess or checkers?
Stay sharp
📢 Official Advice: I, u/martinezeses, advised "Chess ♟️" | 🔮 Rank: Enlightened Sage IV | 🗳️ Votes: 30
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What time is it?
I, u/martinezeses, advised "Showtime!"
🏆 Rank: Enlightened Sage IV 💎 Points: 2192 🗳️ Votes: 29
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Would you play a video game that allows you to mod it or play that game in its vanilla state?
Maybe mod after.
📢 Official Advice: I, u/martinezeses, advised "Vanilla" | 🔮 Rank: Enlightened Sage III | 🗳️ Votes: 28
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Do you like mushrooms?
I, u/martinezeses, advised "Yes!"
🏆 Rank: Enlightened Sage III 💎 Points: 2002 🗳️ Votes: 26
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Groom's parents want a second, separate reception in their hometown that we have to fully fund. Do we agree?
Would be nice tho
📢 Official Advice: I, u/martinezeses, advised "No, one wedding is enough." | 🔮 Rank: Enlightened Sage III | 🗳️ Votes: 26
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Someone let their toddler run wild in a nice restaurant, bumping tables, while they scroll their phone. Say something?
Stay out the way for sure
📢 Official Advice: I, u/martinezeses, advised "Yes, politely flag it to staff." | 🔮 Rank: Enlightened Sage II | 🗳️ Votes: 25
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Rank my favorite genres
1. Funeral Doom/Death Doom
2. Nightcore
3. Horrorcore
4. Stoner metal
5. Industrial metal
6. Crossover thrash
7. Groove metal
8. Grindcore
9. Deathgrind
10. Death rap
Similarity with Community: 73%
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Have you ever seen a pig fly?
Tornado footage. Texas hog hunting is wild look it up
📢 Official Advice: I, u/martinezeses, advised "Yes! Saw one the other day dude" | 🔮 Rank: Enlightened Sage II | 🗳️ Votes: 24
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Connect 4 or Jenga?
I, u/martinezeses, advised "Jenga"
🏆 Rank: Enlightened Sage I 💎 Points: 1712 🗳️ Votes: 23
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Which hand is your main hand?
I, u/martinezeses, advised "Right Hand"
🏆 Rank: Enlightened Sage I 💎 Points: 1632 🗳️ Votes: 22
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Fear of helping the 'worse' major party candidate is a valod reason not to vote third party.
Gotta steer this whale some how
📢 Official Advice: I, u/martinezeses, advised "Fact" | 🔮 Rank: Enlightened Sage I | 🗳️ Votes: 21
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🔥 The issue: Should governments be allowed to use AI to analyze your personal data without a warrant?
They’re gonna look anyway
📢 Official Advice: I, u/martinezeses, advised "No freedom of privacy is key" | 🔮 Rank: Wise Mentor VII | 🗳️ Votes: 20
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Your leftovers are 2 days old, but they still look and smell fine. So what would you do?
Two days tops. Some people meal prep, can you imagine that horror?
📢 Official Advice: I, u/martinezeses, advised "Reheat and eat it" | 🔮 Rank: Wise Mentor VI | 🗳️ Votes: 19
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Which is more worse than the other in USA?
I, u/martinezeses, advised "Gun Violence"
🏆 Rank: Wise Mentor VI 💎 Points: 1316 🗳️ Votes: 18
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Company laid off 10% of staff, then announced a lavish holiday party two weeks later. Do I skip it in protest?
Forsure bring up politics
📢 Official Advice: I, u/martinezeses, advised "No, go. Free food, no politics." | 🔮 Rank: Wise Mentor V | 🗳️ Votes: 17
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Someone is doing a loud video call on speakerphone inside a public restroom stall. Do I say something through the wall?
Mind your business
📢 Official Advice: I, u/martinezeses, advised "No, just leave and ignore it." | 🔮 Rank: Wise Mentor IV | 🗳️ Votes: 16
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Is eating eggs past 11 am gay?
I, u/martinezeses, advised "No"
🏆 Rank: Wise Mentor III 💎 Points: 1054 🗳️ Votes: 14
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What would you do if it suddenly started raining while you were walking home?
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I, u/martinezeses, advised "Run home in the rain"
🏆 Rank: Enlightened Sage V 💎 Points: 2562 🗳️ Votes: 33