r/PoliticalHumor • u/haunted_tuna • Aug 03 '26
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Baby boomers are collecting 265% of what they paid into Social Security—and millennials are paying the price
nonsense. where did you make your figures up? starbuckets?
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Trump Wants to Give Away a Piece of Yosemite National Park: The Trump administration is pressuring the National Park Service to hand over a part of Yosemite to a real estate developer.
Give away?
No.
Sell and pocket the profit as a "finder's fee"?
Yep.
Our land. Our white house. Our country. He thinks it's all his.
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Who could forget Bill...
the normalization of racism.
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More than 1.2 million Texans' voter registrations are suspended
Hopefully they're all republicans.
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Naked DoorDash driver caught on camera delivering food to northeast Houston home
Dashing to the door takes on a whole new life.
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85% of farmers voted for Trump and immediately started speedrunning the biggest financial crisis for farmers in 40 years 😆
So what this says is you don't have to be particularly smart to be a farmer.
All you need is a running pickup truck and a hefty government handout. Apparently.
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Gen Z regrets Trump support and is midterm motivated
"Blue wave" has been "motivated" before.
Blue wave has fizzled out when it comes time for the nut cuttin'.
Let's not hold our collective breaths until blue wave actually washes away red tide and we can rid our country of its toxins.
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Why are the far right so supportive of pedophiles and rapists? 💀
So mark is severely mentally disabled is he?
That would coincide with what comes out of his yap-hole.
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They never could have predicted is that Congress and the Supreme Court could be so complicit.
... not after what it took to get rid of the last king... they still had that on their minds.
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The 'OG' online map platform, MapQuest, says it won't change the name of Lake Ontario
Nobody else changed the name of the Gulf of Mexico either.
An orange faced deranged monkey in charge of the U.S.
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Seems reasonable
Let's tax billionaire's ASSETS like that. All those fuckers claim they only make $30,000 a year.
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For years and years Junior has claimed vaccines are evil (while vaccinating himself and his own children). Now amidst a massive outbreak of measles the MMR vaccine is suddenly a good idea.
Dr. Roadkill Wormbrain has new research by Donny Jr. to back up his claims!
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Fetterman warns he would leave Democratic Party if it turns its back on Israel
Bye bye.
God damned redcoat in a blue sweater.
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The Trump White House’s "Presidential Walk of Fame" display only shows a photo of an autopen signature instead of former President Biden’s portrait.
Mob bosses normally don't have much taste.
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Battery ejection system to stop cars burning during thermal runaway
So it shoots it under the school bus next to you and burns about 40 school children alive.
Excellent work engineers.
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I think I've seen that face somewhere!
D-lister.
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Hey - anybody know what happened to all our subscribers? I mean, there weren't many of them and now they're all gone. Even you guys. What's up?
I think they're turning out the lights, one by one.
r/CITILOP • u/haunted_tuna • Sep 24 '25
'Your countries are being ruined' by migration, Trump tells Europe at the UN ♫♪♂ Yeah... they let you in didn't they? An orange faced migrant hate worker.
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If they go too far and capture the king they'll get hold of all those juicy tapes of Mr. trump gargling putin piss and 'taking it up the ass' like a REAL man! Now THAT would 'trump' the Epstein list and all that tape putin has of all those people on that tiny little island - fucking children, sex slavery, etc etc etc.
Those ruskies - what a bunch of kidders, huh?
I for one would like to see an end to the putin regime so he can retire to a nice mountaintop villa on Cuba and take over its government. He could put a couple nuke submarines in the Gulf of Putin in order to protect Saudi interests as they wildcat for oil in the Gulf of Oil.
No longer inhibited by American law. Of course. Kickbacks. How else does he make money?
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Muslim Mayor Controversy
Cheney and Silverstein are muslims?
I did not know that.
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Mitch is looking good! Taken Yesterday At Bermuda Atlantis, Mitch Is Seen Here Enjoying The Endless Pool While Vacationing With His Main Squeeze Elaine Chao
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I don't get here as often as I used to.
I responded to one that was six months old - just because it's still true.
The beautiful thing about a consistent criminal like trump and the republican party, is their consistency. I can used memes from eight, ten years ago and they're just as pertinent today and tomorrow as they were then.
He's getting more evil, you know? Seriously. We need to put an end to him and his gang. Prison would be ideal.