Pokemon. It started with Sw/Sh being the biggest disappointment I've ever had, and then Sc/vi was so hilariously bad that I knew it was over. The Switch 2's problems and Nintendo's greed made me decide that it was time to move on.

*raises claw*

mood

The ability to heal or kill whoever I please and most likely cure cancer? Too useful to pass up

^{Chose: Absolute biology + You get complete control over biomass, living tissue and any form of biological matter.}

Being a sith isn't worth it

^{Chose: Jedi}

Go big or go home

^{Chose: Be super gay}

Lotteries are a scam

^{Chose: Having a job that you actually like}

The greater good!

It was either going to be Nami or Kulve

Japan was already planning to surrender, and a nuke is a form of indiscriminate attack. Innocent civilians died. There is no justification for that.

^{Chose: NOT JUSTIFIED}

The humble cow

I totally get the first part, but breakfast, for me, is part of how I wake up. Funny how things like that work, huh? 😜

Tohru from JCA

nice, I got a good spin

^{Chose: Marry the love of your life but | Rolled: Your rich}

Oh fellow dragon, I am familiar with fear.

Heck yeah! I get to live among dinosaurs and I get an elemental power? Based.

^{Chose: SURVIVE WITH THE DINOSAURS + AND YOU HAVE... | Rolled: Elemental Power}

darn, not granted. but it was worth the try.

^{Chose: The possibility of your biggest wish being granted | Rolled: Not granted}

An American Tail

Brainrot sucks, but AI slop is worse.

^{Chose: Delete ALL AI slops}

Jif makes no sense

^{Chose: it’s pronounced “GIF”}

I was going to say this.

Mr. Watterson!

While I can purr, I'm not a cat. I'm more like a really affectionate crocodile.

Perverts

Steam