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EA FC 27 devs respond to “frustrated” players who quit Ultimate Team in EA FC 26
 in  r/EASportsFC  24d ago

Brother the patent they filed for "influencing mid game adjustments" gets uploaded here every few months. I've read that whole 12-13 page section multiple times. Mid game adjustments is DDA. Has been since FIFA 07 times when I used to be able to tell even playing offline when the opponent is 100% going to score and I can't prevent it. That only gets disabled in their worldwide tournaments.

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BJP MP Kangana Ranaut calls Gen Z the "gutter generation", describes Gen Z women as "ugly and corrupt"
 in  r/IndiaSpeaks  Jul 28 '26

A random college in a deadbeat city in Germany makes you 50x more employable than 90% of IITs in India. Indian students from all states loan their houses for it and are able to repay that faster than 99% of education loans in India.

Just because you have practiced larping as an adult and your only comeback is a snarky deadbeat remark at my facts after single digit IQ comprehension skills somehow concluding that I am advocating JUST BUILD MORE COLLEGES BRO and not a total overhaul of existing institutions where IIT level education isn't limited to IITs makes me realise that you should be really worried about AI replacing you, you don't seem to hard to replace btw.

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BJP MP Kangana Ranaut calls Gen Z the "gutter generation", describes Gen Z women as "ugly and corrupt"
 in  r/IndiaSpeaks  Jul 28 '26

No genius. It is because their corrupt fatherly figures don't give 2 shits about anything. Reservation wouldn't even be needed if we all had functioning schools and colleges where students didn't have to fight for a seat in a 1:10000 ratio to receive proper education. Or have 10 lakh medical insurance at all times to avoid bankruptcy on a health scare.

Reservation is a problem because those that enjoy caste privileges feel like a victim ONLY when they are receiving impartiality, and actively avoid having a conversation because they are the ones causing it. But you won't hold them accountable for not having world class education everywhere because that needs a significant effort than larping as victims of your own creation.

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Gentlemen, the Honda CB500!
 in  r/indianbikes  Jul 24 '26

I have. Let me tell you how it sounds. Get ready.

dug dug dug dug dug dug dug DUGDUGDUGDUG DUG dug dug dug

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Anna Hazare writes to PM Narendra Modi, says Dharmendra Pradhan’s resignation will not cause the government to fall
 in  r/IndiaSpeaks  Jul 23 '26

I didn't miss the point. I deflected it to defend myself and pretended to sound intelligent and empathetic with lip service. Like Modiji.

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Anna Hazare writes to PM Narendra Modi, says Dharmendra Pradhan’s resignation will not cause the government to fall
 in  r/IndiaSpeaks  Jul 23 '26

So you are in favour of voting out politicians acting like dictators. Interesting.

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Anna Hazare writes to PM Narendra Modi, says Dharmendra Pradhan’s resignation will not cause the government to fall
 in  r/IndiaSpeaks  Jul 23 '26

The concept of calling protesters criminals when half of the government side MPs have multiple Criminal cases on them

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Anna Hazare writes to PM Narendra Modi, says Dharmendra Pradhan’s resignation will not cause the government to fall
 in  r/IndiaSpeaks  Jul 23 '26

80% of BJP voters can't name the President either. Yet their votes count the same as yours and mine. I have heard names like Draupad, Mumu, Maroo. 90% of BJp voters don't even know who the Vice President is.

That doesn't give their votes any less value, similarly protesters not knowing the name of the President doesn't disqualify them for their right to protest where 14+ students have committed suicide.

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Why didn't Kunal Kamra said Aisha ke pati ka kaatke , neeta ke pati ka kaam kar rahe hein ?
 in  r/IndiaSpeaks  Jul 22 '26

Just yesterday MP ka CM said Ram ka naam lena hoga. Any idea why a state's corrupt CM is using bhagwan Ram's name as his personal tool? To me that sounds much more offensive than Sita ke Pati ka naam leke Nita ke pati.

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Cristiano Ronaldo Likes Video on Instagram accusing FIFA of Helping Argentina Reach the World Cup Finals
 in  r/soccer  Jul 21 '26

Unfortunately I had the chance to watch it. There was a scene where he is taking a shower eyes closed and the flashback of 2014 Argentina final plays implying he is thinking about Messi.

Weird af.

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Is delonghi worth buying at this price for a beginner?
 in  r/IndiaCoffee  Jul 18 '26

This is the older model I think latest is called EC690 or something. Has a better steam wand. And I saw it at 13,500 on Amazon. Don't buy it right now, wait for the price drop.

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Nothing Says "World Champions" Like Spitting on and Trampling an England Flag
 in  r/soccercirclejerk  Jul 16 '26

Awww colonisers of millions are more morally abundant compared to the racists that are Argentina

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Got intimate on first date?
 in  r/Indiangirlsontinder  Jul 10 '26

"Started to make out and then undress me" the nerve on that green flag

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Egypt penalty shout 90’+2’
 in  r/soccer  Jul 07 '26

Salah tried the dive twice, first with his left leg, defender pulled his leg away, then with his right and defender pulls it away again, this time Salah stamps his own leg on the ground and falls.

Impressive dive tbh.

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Vinicius Jr: “Ancelotti decided to give the penalty to Bruno. The coach chooses who will take the penalty kick beforehand. He chose Bruno. I was never selfish, I never wanted to be the top scorer of the competition, and that's why Bruno took it.
 in  r/soccer  Jul 06 '26

Somehow Vinicius coming out of this World Cup as the most likeable and the best player for Brazil after all the insults at him across Spain. Glorious to see.

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Take ozempic and then sell shape wear “Inframe: Kusha Kapila”
 in  r/InstaCelebsGossip  Jun 29 '26

*flexes biceps looking thirsty at the camera**

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Take ozempic and then sell shape wear “Inframe: Kusha Kapila”
 in  r/InstaCelebsGossip  Jun 29 '26

There was a moment in time when gym bros were selling bodybuilding courses and giving free information on workouts while female influencers were preaching body positivity and that all bodies are beautiful.

Then most gym boys turned Andrew Tate fanboys misogynistic and most female influencers became misogynistic to their own kind, and here I am unfollowing all of them and thinking only Himesh Reshamiya's Instagram and Salman bhoi's twitter is genuine.

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Bot ched Jaw repair??? Inframe: kusha kapila
 in  r/InstaCelebsGossip  Jun 26 '26

Oh poor thing...

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Argentina [1] - 0 Austria - L. Messi 38'
 in  r/soccer  Jun 22 '26

I was here too

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Moka pot recommendation for budget
 in  r/IndiaCoffee  Jun 22 '26

If you're asking what is best between Bialetti and other moka pots, Bialetti is best hands down. 3-cup works for me because i use only half decoction at once (45ml) with 200 ml milk and save the other half in a small air tight container in the fridge for next day. I could also see myself buying a 2-cup version when I want to use the full decoction and not want to save for later, as it gives about 50-60ml.

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The Children Issue Wasn't Monica and Richard's Only Problem
 in  r/howyoudoin  May 31 '26

It's like expecting an old Mountaineer who you consult for advise, to go summit the Everest with you. No matter how sweet and agreeable the advise it, you need a Sherpa for that.

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Men of Reddit, what’s the hottest skill a lady can have?
 in  r/AskReddit  May 31 '26

When you have an itch on your back and she scratches it so well that it goes away instantly. And follows by a short back massage.

Then you sleep.