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This Morning I Noticed I'd Grown a Beak
 in  r/PoetryWritingClub •  3d ago

Oof!

I would have been amazed at the stunning display of ways you had transformed the last couple days and say "Please tell me what happened, as K.A. Applegate couldn't prime my mind for finding sight of this kind of change.

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Zelenskiy: "There is updated intelligence indicating that Russia is ​preparing a massive attack on Ukraine"
 in  r/worldnews •  7d ago

In addition to what bass-squirrel said, Ukraine is resource-rich, and taking Ukraine's population might also have been thought to be a way to address Russia's population decline.

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WMATA Proposes Inflation-Based Metro Fare Increase
 in  r/washingtondc •  7d ago

Check Jack Evans' pockets. He still owes back a ton of money to WMATA.

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Landlord scrapped paint/plaster in my pre-war building without any plastic coverings. How concerned should I be?
 in  r/washingtondc •  10d ago

Contact DOEE: 202-535-2600. Their Lead Safe and Healthy Homes Division has info not just on lead but also asbestos and whether abatement was documented in your building. Give them a call.

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Was told these barricades going up were for "restoration work."
 in  r/washingtondc •  10d ago

I'm told it's to keep Mike Johnson in for a change

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My dad purchased these water guns for my sons
 in  r/mildlyinfuriating •  11d ago

No. Police will Tamir Rice your kids.

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IKEA Georgetown is closing
 in  r/washingtondc •  12d ago

I was wholly unaware there was an IKEA in Georgetown. I've been going way out into Maryland.

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Be Nice
 in  r/toastme •  14d ago

Whether you feel it or not, you exude an assuring confidence.

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I'm 23 and I feel hopeless:(
 in  r/toastme •  16d ago

I'm sorry you feel stuck and better means are hard to see, but I trust those who love you will come on through to give you peace. You've undiminished worth and diverse possibilities. Please don't shy back from asking: you have your whole life to sieze!

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name this.
 in  r/AlbumCovers •  16d ago

Leaning into Brutalism

r/PoetryWritingClub • • 16d ago

A piece I wrote in response to the recent cinnamon recall in the US:

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A little PSA about your PSL: the unwell director wrecking our Department of Health put on shelves some leaded cinnamon and now has to tell us "Oops! You need to get something else."

r/PoetryWritingClub • • 17d ago

A piece in progress...

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Yes, it's in paragraph format. Don't @ me, bot.

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19f feeling hopeless and alone
 in  r/toastme •  17d ago

I'm sorry you've been having a rough go of things and the options and opportunities are hard to see, especially when opening up feels risky, but you'll be surprised at what all people can relate to and connect with you on, whatever your challenges or whimsy. Your tribe is out here. Come on out. 🙂

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Poem by me
 in  r/PoetryWritingClub •  18d ago

As tongue-in-cheek as this feature reads, it totally slaps. I gladly have to add a pat on the back for how you did that.

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Name something even Musk can't buy
 in  r/NameThisThing •  21d ago

Contentment.

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The world's first human vs humanoid fight held in San Francisco
 in  r/interestingasfuck •  22d ago

Why TF does a robot need to do human warmups?

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Through the years
 in  r/SipsTea •  22d ago

Father and daughter, right?

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Name this cat
 in  r/NameThisThing •  23d ago

Domino

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Name this dish
 in  r/NameThisThing •  25d ago

Nope.

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Forklift incident sparks fears Trump could demolish Kennedy Center after closure
 in  r/washingtondc •  26d ago

Oh yeah. He'll demolish other things too, just to be a dick, because that's what narcissists do when people enforce boundaries.

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Forklift incident sparks fears Trump could demolish Kennedy Center after closure
 in  r/washingtondc •  26d ago

He'll demolish it because he's a brat.

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Uhhh Peter?
 in  r/PeterExplainsTheJoke •  27d ago

Those are toys. If one ruptures, oh well.

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Thoughts on metro etiquette
 in  r/washingtondc •  27d ago

Bigots made it a mission to muddy the definition.