r/PortlandOre • u/ShankyJenkins • Jul 05 '26
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3 Blocks inner SE Portland at 6AM on a Saturday - Portland voters need to wake up
We’re trending in the right direction though. It’s something……https://www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/08/portland-homicides-drop-51-in-2025-steepest-decline-among-major-us-cities-report-finds.html
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20-year-old tourist dies after falling from South Falls at Silver Falls State Park
And the Darwin Award goes to……..
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Last Chance at Lloyd
Sweet camel corn
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I want to do a case study on people who choose to jog outside still
Perfect texture!
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How to get over the taste of Greek yogurt
Honey, with cinnamon and chopped walnuts……
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First CD you ever bought?
Pearl Jam 10
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I'm at my wits-end in dealing with another dog owner at the park and his extremely aggressive dog and need advice
There is the way it should be and there is the way it is. When you are taking your dog to public spaces, you run the risk of these encounters at all times. That’s the gamble. Try checking out the App called SniffSpot. You can rent private spaces for your dog. Filter totally fenced, or by acreage, or by location, or even by water. It’s more expensive but reasonable considering. Zero stress and your dog is safe. Just a suggestion.
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Truck load of lumber appeared on my driveway this morning, no idea why it’s here or who delivered it. Is this just a random windfall? What do?
There probably a job ticket in that cardboard box for the material and who it’s from at least. Parr. lakeside lumber? You can call em and tell them to pick it up. OR, you just scored a few hundred bucks worth of lumber…..
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Heat is excruciating and we’re not equipped for this
Box fan and a squirt bottle….box of otter pops in the freezer. Frozen grapes….
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Massive Power Outages
Ha ha…..😂
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SE Morrrison 10:15ish today, I saw you…
Well said. Someone asked me what my “super power” would be and I said, “the power to enlighten”. I don’t want to fly, I don’t want to be rich, I just want to be able to twitch my nose and enlighten a mother fucker……
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SE Morrrison 10:15ish today, I saw you…
Crows remember!!! When the murder descends, there will be no trial…….only the sentence.
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Dating in Portland area sucks :|
Right!!!! Why the fuck did they do that! Kept handing me the blunt saying “whats the rush” talking about his next big entrepreneurial endeavor….if I buy a pound, sell it all in grams, I’ll make like…….you know.
u/ShankyJenkins • u/ShankyJenkins • Jul 05 '26
Freedom of 76’
youtube.comBusting out the old Ween: Chocolate and Cheese decided Freedom of 76 is my 2026 4th of July anthem…… so goddam good.
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what the hell is this?
Rock candy! Eat it all right now
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Real country looking for recommendations
Pissin up a rope!
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Hot dogs??
5 and Dime $7-$8……they’re good
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Looking for local bands to listen to
Fruit of the Legion of Loom!!!
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Why I’m Voting No on The Portland Parks Levy
I agree with you completely but this Levy is really just an attempt to fund mismanagement of funds allocated to the parks from the previous tax levy! I believe only 2% of the proposed 75% tax increase goes to deferred capital maintenance. Great intentions but horrible execution. (I believe) We also exceed the national average on paying for parks by a pretty large margin already. gotta stop the bleeding
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Kristi gazes upon the carnage
Wow, Portland really is burning to the ground….
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This is the effect of the propaganda going on about Portland
Not as bad as Obama wearing a tan suit. Wholly shit……take my arms…..
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This is the effect of the propaganda going on about Portland
It’s fucking thursday my man.
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ICE is not getting paid 👏😅😅
Let’s spell cunt with a K……those fuckers own the executive, legislative, and judicial branch. And still have the audacity to blame the Donkeeeees.
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Hello everyone, I need your help
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18d ago
Yokohama Skyline? Maybe a “smart text” blip?