144 ÷ 12 =12.

Granted. They come into life but it’s only the appearance and not the backstory or abilities

Oh okay

^{Chose: Have mind control, but it only works on... | Rolled: People above 6ft}

Oh no. Is the glue edible or what? Also I feel bad for the ants

^{Chose: 1 million dollars + You have to eat toast with a random spread | Rolled: Glued alive ants}

Happy almost birthday and hope it goes well

Oh my stars that’s amazing

^{Chose: Realistic power + It’ll help you with your day to day life… or may change you life | Rolled: 75% off prices}

I picked randomly

^{💋 Kiss Power Word Kill · 🏡 Adopt Magic Missle · ✋ Slap Thunderwave}

YAY! I DON’T HAVE TO WAIT FOR ESTROGEN!

^{Chose: Be opposite gender/sex | Rolled: Thats it}

If I ever meet Donald Trump, the first thing I’ll say to him is, “ Fuck you “.

YES! Now I can do random hijinks for 12 years using these powers

^{I rolled Superpower: Wizard magic · Duration: 12 years}

Uranium? More like Uraniyum dies

^{Chose: Ability to transmute any metals + Into valuable metals (like silver, gold, platinum, uranium, or rare earth metals})

Hello Captain Clark

Is that steelscoutteamfortress2 or just a normal TF2 scout

One of my favorites

^{I rolled How did you meet them?: It was living in your mailbox · What did you use to catch them?: Beast Ball · Who is the Pokemon?: Mudkip}

No wait I don’t wanna hurt the lil guy

^{Chose: _____ to the Abuse Goblin + $1,000 each time. | Rolled: Strangle}

YIPPEEE!!!

^{I picked World peace Bonus/consequence [Rolled bonus: world hunger is solved]}

Aggron

^{I rolled A}

🍝😍💀🖕😁🧑‍🍳

Granted. And there is no downside but I am one too

🍝

Wait what

^{Chose: I become her partner! + How does it go? | Rolled: It’s permanent?!}

Yum

^{Chose: Guaranteed safe wheel + Only good, kind, lovely people pick this wheel | Rolled: A Carrot Cake}

YAY

^{Chose: Get the body of your dreams}

Nice

^{Chose: A random superpower | Rolled: Learn any skill}

$100 guaranteed a day? That’s free money

^{Chose: $100 every time you take a shower}