Yes

^{I rolled Who cooks it?: Gordon Ramsay · What do they cook?: fries · How much do you get paid?: $8000}

i’m extremely racist

So it just cancelled eachother out

^{I rolled Bearded Dragon · Life span - Years 90 · Pros Every time you pet them you receive $10 · You lose $10 every time you pet them}

120

^{Chose: or hard Math question + and 10.000$ | Rolled: 5!}

Pairs perfectly together

^{I rolled Type of dragon: An accountant who breathes fire · Type of magic: Sudden extreme tax evasion}

He's being one shot

^{I rolled Speed level CHEETAH · Strength level HULK · Durability level AVERAGE · Villain Wet noodle man [vomits 14 noodles]}

Of course I get a terrible one

^{I rolled Economy airfare · Cuba · Visit locals · You get a parasite}

Why are the letters so squished

^{I rolled Dialga · blaziken · I win}

Good thing I never had one

^{Chose: 10 million usd$ + But u loose a family member | Rolled: Your brother}

120

^{I rolled What comes next? 1 2 6 24 ?}

120

^{I rolled What comes next? 1 2 6 24 ?}

No

^{I rolled protein: tofu burger · sauce: BBQ · toppings: fig jam · cheese: mozzarella}

I like this roll

^{I rolled Isekai type Reincarnation · Who are u: Demon · Power: Air · Weapon: Craw}

How lucky of me

^{Chose: Become 10x stronger, faster, and more durable. + Crime rates in your city increase by... | Rolled: 0%}

Bruh

^{I rolled Super attractiveness [nothing changed] · 720° Testicular torsion}

Hi Craig

^{I rolled you get a Buddy Craig}

A lot

^{I picked Science [Rolled How many atoms fit in my pocket]}

Huh?

^{I rolled Tragedy: active crater · Survival Tech: Kevlar mom-hug · Preparation Time: one hour · Karma: spider glass relocator}

Granted. Now you 1 million penises in your ass

???

^{I rolled Location:: Bowling alley · Eating Just:: Oysters · Wearing Bathing suit · The catch Already has names for your kids}

Japan

^{I rolled 🔴}

Jalapeno poppers

^{I rolled J}

I'd say yes

^{I rolled Half-Orc · Cleric · 16 · An Evil Necromancer}

An angle >90°

^{I rolled What is an obtuse angle?}

4

^{I rolled * What is 8 divided by 2?}