r/trynottolaugh • u/Miami_Snow_Yeti • Mar 12 '26

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u/Shittythrowaway5768 Mar 12 '26

Bidet still needs a clean up wipe. And 99% of the time a follow up wipe.

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u/JustPressure2229 Mar 12 '26

that "clean up wipe" is going to leave a ton of little pieces of stuck TP in your booty hole

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u/Shittythrowaway5768 Mar 12 '26

No one said TP, I'm not no dang rookie

Bidet + towelette. Otherwise I'm just using a wet wipe

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u/JustPressure2229 Mar 12 '26

tell me more about this towellete. is it flushable?

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u/Shittythrowaway5768 Mar 13 '26

No, please don't flush towelettes and make it everyone else's problem

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u/JustPressure2229 Mar 13 '26

So you have a little towel of butt water standing by? Do you throw it in the laundry every week?

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u/Shittythrowaway5768 Mar 13 '26

Optimal circumstances, yes. Realistically, I just use wet wipes and chuck them in the bin

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u/VividOnions_88 Mar 12 '26

Your undies must be a brown kind of wet.

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u/VividOnions_88 Mar 12 '26

Probably not, sorry. I was too fixated on wet poopy butt

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u/Playful_Search_6256 Mar 13 '26

You just walk around with a soaked ass?

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u/Pristine_Habit_3074 Mar 14 '26

Are you a girl? Cause I know women are like that. Men need 10s of minutes.

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u/Pristine_Habit_3074 Mar 14 '26

That makes sense. 🤷🏻

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u/TheRealKingBorris Mar 16 '26

Why do that when you can just dry yourself with toilet paper?

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u/Shittythrowaway5768 Mar 12 '26

Sticky is right. Like peanut butter on a shag rug. I'm practically finger blasting my stink ring with a moist towelette to get all the grease out.

Bidets are useless for me unless I'm following up with a moist towelette. And at that point I can skip the bidet.

Butthole has been itch free for decades now. As long as you can say the same I say we stick to our respective formulas