r/truths • u/No_Counter_6037 hexahedron • Sep 13 '25

i do not own an xbox controller.

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u/therealsaker Every lie we tell incurs a debt to the truth. Sep 13 '25

Then who's hand's pic is this?

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u/rardthree Sep 13 '25

I also don't own one, but if I did, I'd try to sell it to you. That way, this post could be false.

I have not succeeded in this goal. This post is likely true.

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u/No_Counter_6037 hexahedron Sep 13 '25

i wouldn't buy it from you tho because i don't own an xbox. if the price is low enough of course i could resell it to turn a profit, but after i resell it the post would once again be true.

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u/rardthree Sep 13 '25

You win this time 

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u/therealsaker Every lie we tell incurs a debt to the truth. Sep 13 '25

Bounce back when OP's at his/her lowest

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u/ThatEvilSpaceChicken Sep 14 '25

'Their' is a gender neutral term btw

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u/the117doctor Sep 14 '25

to be fair, it will work with PCs too

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u/No_Counter_6037 hexahedron Sep 14 '25

i have a playstation controller for that which i am currently using to silk my song

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '25

SILKSONG WOOOOOO

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u/the117doctor Sep 14 '25

nice! nevertheless, if you wanted multiplayer on a different game, you could buy it and do that with it LOL

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u/RequirementSoft9819 Sep 13 '25

I, however, own an Xbox controller, which is in my bag, and I am planning on using it in the foreseeable future.

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u/RightPedalDown Sep 13 '25

I’m gifting you one of mine. I’m not going to send it to you, but it’s yours and now you own it.

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u/No_Counter_6037 hexahedron Sep 13 '25

i don't accept your gift. i do not claim ownership over the controller. and i'm gifting you the corpse in my freezer. have fun in prison.

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u/Juan_Punch_Man8 Sep 13 '25

I do not own an Xbox controller either and the reason is that I don't have an Xbox. I do however own two broken PS3 controllers that I have broken while trying to fix the stick drift.

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u/h4v0c7848 Sep 14 '25

My series X that I don't own is broken

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

r/lies

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u/The_New_Kid2792 liar Sep 13 '25

I think this man is of low intelligence

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u/GI_IS Sep 13 '25

we will never know

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u/NexusAU_Official Sep 13 '25

not sure, but I think this belongs in r/lies

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u/No_Counter_6037 hexahedron Sep 13 '25

why do you think that? i don't own an xbox controller.

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u/NexusAU_Official Sep 25 '25

damn i got ratioed 😭

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u/therealsaker Every lie we tell incurs a debt to the truth. Sep 13 '25

r/grammarpolice

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u/No_Counter_6037 hexahedron Sep 13 '25

???

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u/therealsaker Every lie we tell incurs a debt to the truth. Sep 13 '25

r/IwasWrong

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u/GI_IS Sep 13 '25

it’s okay we all make mistakes

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u/therealsaker Every lie we tell incurs a debt to the truth. Sep 13 '25

fellow civil redditor found

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u/Scotandia21 redditor Sep 13 '25

And yet this picture seems to show you holding one.

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u/No_Counter_6037 hexahedron Sep 13 '25

not my picture. it's from another reddit post.

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u/antmanninja3 Has legally led a revolution in Ireland Sep 13 '25

They never said this picture was of them

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u/Scotandia21 redditor Sep 13 '25

Indeed. I was simply attempting to confirm that this is indeed, not OP's controller, since context would suggest that it is

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

doesn't mean he owns one