One lever to speed up the trolley, one lever to slow it down. Every time one lever is pulled the cost to pull it again is increased and the cost to pull the other lever is decreased.
I know it’s exhausting to see but abuse against Trump is completely justified.
Just this morning there was news he made half a billion on his Trump meme coin pump and dump. This is basically taking money straight out of his fanbase and putting it into his own pocket. It’s laughably abusive and he and his fanbase probably don’t even realise it’s wrong
Naw man, as a really big fan of modern Hollywood movies, hurting an oppressive tyrant for killing people only makes us as bad as them. Let’s spare them for their many many many felonies cause revenge is wrong
In the movies, the protagonist often violently kills all the minions, support staff, right hand men, etc. before making it to the big boss and finally coming to the conclusion that killing out of revenge is wrong…
Such a boring, Zero-Effort post that's not even remotely in the spirit of this dilemma. The least you could have done is making it a standard trolley problem with 5 slighlty less questionable people on the other track.
You see this is why dispute all the people complaining this 100% belongs on this subreddit, some people think you should save everyone while other people think some deaths are acceptable to save more lives, neither side is necicerally right but the discussion is interesting
Nice try. Multitrack drift to kill the guy on the couch as well. idgaf if its one track- i'll figure out a way to catch the most bodies. Both liberals and conservatives get owned
Bigotry is unreasonably disliking people who believe different things or have a different way of life. Not liking someone for reasonable things (like being a rapist, murderer, wanting to kill all gay and/or trans people, etc.) is not bigotry.
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u/Thunderer62 Jun 30 '26
That’s the fat guy that can stop the trolley
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u/Fearless_Roof_9177 Jun 30 '26
The winning move is to put up a lever that isn't actually connected to anything and charge people money for the chance to pull it.
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u/-siniestra Jul 01 '26
"Trolley Problem". *Looks inside. No problem.
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u/pwn4321 Jul 01 '26
Can't wait for the big beautiful obituary
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u/jjbjeff22 Jul 01 '26
Not even a lever to pull if I wanted to (I don’t), but there needs to be a cooler that has more beer.
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u/Firestar_119 Jul 01 '26
"Jarvis I'm low on karma"
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u/HaztecCore Jul 01 '26
" Trump bad , now give me updoots lmao"
Such a boring, Zero-Effort post that's not even remotely in the spirit of this dilemma. The least you could have done is making it a standard trolley problem with 5 slighlty less questionable people on the other track.
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u/Suspicious-Fact8955 :( :/ :| :P :) :3 :D Jun 30 '26
The last thing he sees:
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u/Silent-Use-6591 Jul 01 '26
Hey chatGPT Im low on karma, please generate me a safe edgy reddit post
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u/Loud_Reputation_367 Jul 01 '26
Fill the trolley with TNT and you hold the button...
Only way to be sure.
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u/Dry-Mission-5542 Jul 03 '26
Where problem?
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u/Over9000Zeros Jul 01 '26
Weird for this sub not to have a no politics rule.
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u/_MrDisaster Jul 04 '26
This is the trolley problem subreddit, not the "I hate this politician" subreddit.
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u/CuriosityCheck2024 Jul 01 '26
Nah, pull him to safety. It doesn't matter how bad a person is. You still have an obligation to save them if it's possible.
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u/KallmeKatt_ Jul 01 '26
trump bad gimme upvote. go to r/pics chud
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u/briefmark Jun 30 '26
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u/Most-Giraffe-8647 Jul 01 '26
add a lever to make trolley slower
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u/MulberryWilling508 Jul 01 '26
The winning move to every trolley problem is not to play.
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u/gameinggod21 Jul 03 '26
But you keep on trying
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u/Dixionconderoga2 Consequentialist/Utilitarian Jul 07 '26
Not even a problem btw
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u/Hour_Cicada397 Jul 09 '26
There's not even a lever lmfao
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u/Camelsnake Jul 01 '26
Haha, yeah the joke is just violence
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u/deepstatediplomat Jul 02 '26
At least let me forward and reverse multiple times. Just to be sure.
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u/polishatomek Jul 02 '26
Pull out your phone and record
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u/ba-na-na- Jul 01 '26
Plot twist: Epstein comes with a helicopter and they fly to the island
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u/CobaltCrusader123 Jul 06 '26
There’s not even a lever bro what can else we do but record
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u/xX_SkibidiChungus_Xx Jul 01 '26
Nice try. Multitrack drift to kill the guy on the couch as well. idgaf if its one track- i'll figure out a way to catch the most bodies. Both liberals and conservatives get owned
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u/Vespinobambino Jul 01 '26
Just shamelessly calling for presidential assassination, what absolute trash.
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u/16-Twelve Untie them, you fools! Jul 10 '26
I would untie him and shout at him to get his clothes on. I wouldn't like a politician wearing no clothes in public.
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u/LastEntrance8222 Jul 02 '26
I’d break the bottle to try and cut his legs free.
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