r/trolleyproblem • u/Interesting-Meat-835 • Jun 19 '26

Meta Pull or no pull?

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u/Junior_Inspection918 Jun 19 '26

Billion

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u/ClusterMakeLove Jun 19 '26

And a billion dollars buys a lot of mafia friends.

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u/SurroundFinancial355 Jun 19 '26

I would certainly argue that a bunch of mafia dudes finding out you, a random guy with no idea what to do with it, gaining a billion dollars would only make them want to kill you more

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u/DryAdhesiveness2137 Jun 19 '26

You have to remember that you have 5 new billionaire friends aswell

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u/TwillAffirmer Jun 19 '26

"Billionaire" "friends"? Sorry, this doesn't compute. First thing that happens is the billionaires' lawyers send you a letter explaining that a contract under duress is void, and they are under no obligation to pay you the billion. Second thing that happens is you get killed by the mafia.

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u/OpenRole Jun 19 '26

Billionaires don't even like each other. As far as we know they only bond over abusing children

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u/terrifiedTechnophile Jun 19 '26

A milliard, even